I'm in Love

Bombbastic22

I've just received the following email from a lady called Elena.

I think she loves me.

Should I pursue this?

Hello!
My name is Elena. Please,don`t worry. My letter is real. I real, and the honest woman.
I live in Russia. I am 28 years old.
I write to you from the internet-club . To me the administrator the Internet-cafe has helped to find you.
I badly understand on the World Wide Web.
Therefore I have not understood where he has search yours email.
I hope, it will not push away you to me to answer. I search for the person for good friendship.
I wish to have the friend from your country. Your country was always interesting to me. I planned to arrive to your country for work.
I send you my foto. You can see me. Send me your pictures also.
I wish to get acquainted with you. I think, we can become good friends.
I hope, that you shall answer me. I shall be glad to receive your letter.
I shall necessarily answer you. I shall write to you to more essential letter after time. I shall tell about me in more detail.
We can exchange a photo, and videomessage is possible. O'k? Write to me necessarily.
I wait! Only your Elena. Byee

Jesus Wept

post foto

PizzamanIRL

Give to her good, Shaggy.

Bombbastic22

Andy Carroll wrote: »

post foto

The photo is there
just click
the
Link

smurgen

Have a Hillary Swank and if you still fancy her after it then it's love

bronte

Ask her if she likes fisting.

PizzamanIRL

I real, and the honest woman

Write to me necessarily

Haha, love it.

shopaholic01

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

The photo is there
just click
the
Link

The link just brings you to the Gmail sign in page. Can we have your email address and password. Don't worry I am also real, and the honest woman;).

Bombbastic22

I know it's probably a scam - but still - I think it could make a good story.

'From Russia with Love' - though wasn't that a Bond Movie?

im invisible

Gbear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8tMK68M7U

Teyla Emmagan

I'd go for it OP, can't see what could go wrong.

Chucken

I think its the administrator internet cafe is after you

Defiler Of The Coffin

Seems legit

Bombbastic22

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I'd go for it OP, can't see what could go wrong.

Well, there could be quite a bit that could go wrong..........don't you think?

Why would she mail me unless she was genuinely looking for love though?

I haven't been this excited since I won the Nigerian lottery - though that time there was some mix up and after giving all my details I couldn't seem to contact them again. I think maybe the cheque got lost in the post.

Jimoslimos

She does seem to have a thing for Irish guys though,

http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079

neil_hosey

oh please please send a picture of Enda Kenny and pretend to be him.

1ZRed

shopaholic01 wrote: »

The link just brings you to the Gmail sign in page. Can we have your email address and password. Don't worry I am also real, and the honest woman;).

I'll vouch for that, but if you'd like, I could find out the validity of those passwords and log-in details.

It'd be no problem at all. Honestly, just think of it as a favour.

Bombbastic22

Jimoslimos wrote: »

She does seem to have a thing for Irish guys though,

http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079

Oh no!!! My heart is broke

My

heart is
so
broke
as only
a woman's heart

can be.

I love her though.

What choice do I have?

Talib Fiasco

Lord god you can tell for sure a competent English speaker wrote that tripe.

King Of Wishful Thinking

bronte wrote: »

Ask her if she likes fisting.

Aye, and if she says 'Yes', stay clear - as trust me, women who like fisting, laugh when you put your penis inside them.

krudler

She's my ex Elenaaaaaaaaaa!

Bombbastic22

Just got another email:

Hello my new friend ! My name is Elena. I am very glad to get
acquainted with you. And I hope we can become good friends. I am not
very good at using internet but anyway I decided it is a good way to
get new friends. That is why I want to explain the reason why I am
here right now. It is possible I will visit your country soon and I
made my mind to get acquainted with a person from your country. And at
this point I am writing to you. I have never been abroad and I don't
have friends outside Russia. I really want to know more about you.
Could you please tell me about you, about your lifestyle in the next
letter. I hope it is not difficult for you. I will also write about
myself. It is interesting to find out about your family, maybe about
your job, friends and hobby. Ok, I am 28 years old. And I am sure it
is a good age for a lady. Because I am still young but nevertheless
have got a good life experience. My height - 170 sm and my weight 55
kg. You know I am fit because I like sports. One of the most important
things is to look after myself .In a sound mind ,a sound body. I am
sending my photos so you can see me. You know I am not very
photogenic. The photos are usually not very beautiful. But they are
important for correspondence so one can see another. I hope you will
like me. By the way I am looking forward to see your photos in the
next letter. It is very interesting for me to see a person you writing
to. So I want to ask you a few questions so we will know each other
better. What about sport? Alcohol? Smoking? Please tell me about your
habits. As for me I am an only child in the family and I don't have my
own kids but I have a dream. I have a dream to build my own family and
have wonderful children. My father died when I was a child. I really
miss him. My mother has been growing me since I was 2 years old and
she taught me alone. My mother works in hospital. She has got a good
job. She has been working in a hospital for a long time and she knows
a lot of people. She is respected in our city. I have got a few best
girl friends. I spend much of my spare time with them. They say I have
a good sense of humor. I like to laugh at a good joke. I am a cheerful
person so my friends do. I live in Berezovka. It is a small town. It is
situated 450 km far from Moscow. I think this information will help
you to know me better. I am looking forward to know about you, you
job, your city. I don't have bad habits, I don't smoke. I am sure it
is important for a lady not have bad habits. When gathering together
with friends I can drink a glass of wine but not more. I am really
keen on cooking. I usually cook fish soup, borsch, salads. You can
write about your favourite dish, or maybe your cooking experience. I
personally like flowers. They really make our life more beautiful-at
home, outside, at work. Oh yes I have forgotten to tell you about my
job. I work with children and I really like my job. I am a teacher of
a foreign language at school. I teach little children English. I think
that is enough about me. I has written a really big letter. I hope you
are not tired of my little letter. So what do you do? Where do you
work? Please tell me about your interests. I am really looking forward
to your reply. I hope my letter will not be lost with no attention. I
will read your letter with pleasure and will surely reply.
Elena.

Boombastic

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

I've just received the following email from a lady called Elena.

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My doppelganger or evil twin if you will :eek: :eek:



:pac:

Ficheall

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

Oh no!!! My heart is broke

My

heart is
so
broke
as only
a woman's heart

can be.

I love her though.

What choice do I have?

'Low' not 'broke'. :rolleyes:
Jeez...

Bombbastic22

Good God it's exactly the same as Johns??!!

I thought we had something special.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079

Bombbastic22

Ficheall wrote: »

'Low' not 'broke'. :rolleyes:
Jeez...

what? I wrote that song myself!

Bombbastic22

Boombastic wrote: »

My doppelganger or evil twin if you will :eek: :eek:



:pac:

ha? Your post gave me the heebie-jeebies! I saw it and thought hang on - I didn't write that!

Dangerous Man

Have an aul Allied Irish and forget about it. It will only end up in trouble.

MadsL

She's been two timing you with me!!

And her name is not Elena, it's Anastasiya.

http://scamsurvivors.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1143

Max Power1

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Have an aul Allied Irish and forget about it. It will only end up in trouble.

So we are saying that now? Really?

Smidge

Her photo looks like one from the "crystal meth" site:eek:

NegativeCreep

What could be the scam in this though? I can't see what they stand to gain from this at all
I think they're kidney poachers op. Stay well away!

Bombbastic22

NegativeCreep wrote: »

What could be the scam in this though? I can't see what they stand to gain from this at all
I think they're kidney poachers op. Stay well away!

Ah-ha - that's where they've f***ed up - my kidneys are f***ed from years of hedonism!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bombbastic22

I'm trying to contact her, get to the bottom of these emails and multiple identities she has. See if there's a real chance of love or if she's just leading me down the garden path.

I messaged her - will keep ya'll posted!

MidlandsM

this one's sluttier, so hotter.....

Bombbastic22

Max Power1 wrote: »

So we are saying that now? Really?

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Have an aul Allied Irish and forget about it. It will only end up in trouble.

That's a good one! took me a second to realise what you were saying - an Aillied Irish W**k

lol

Bombbastic22

MidlandsM wrote: »

this one's sluttier, so hotter.....

That's her as well I think.

Allyall

She looks weird/freaky in this photo http://postimage.org/image/693r6l5l3/
Maybe that was taken before the Naggin of Whisky she's siting on..

fryup

ask her is she any good at domestic stuff....

cooking, cleaning, ironing etc

Bombbastic22

fryup wrote: »

ask her is she any good at domestic stuff....

cooking, cleaning, ironing etc

I will! I'm hoping to have a video conversation with her.

Sure we'll see how that goes!

gobnaitolunacy

It it seems too good to be true it probably is.

It'll most likely end up with a request for money for a visa or sick mother that doesn't exist or something.

Dublin Chick

I still think you should go for it....just because she has been unlucky in love before and because John was too stingy to pay for her hotel should NOT stop you falling in love.

I say GO FOR IT!

Bombbastic22

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

It it seems too good to be true it probably is.

It'll most likely end up with a request for money for a visa or sick mother that doesn't exist or something.

That is very pessimistic!

Would you not send a few euro to help the mother of the woman you love.

I know mother in laws are a pain generally, but for love, for love would you not pay to make sure they stay alive and healthy?:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

1ZRed

You're not the only one getting the offers!

Well, I'm 1 year single out of a 3 year relationship. That experience has helped me realize what I really want. I've only been on a few dates over the last year and obviously those haven't gone anywhere. Thing is, I know I want and I won't waste my time or anyone else's by settling with someone who isn't on the same page as I am.What am I looking for? Long term, someone that wants to have kids, honesty, wit, intelligence, sarcasm, love and adoration, respectful, trustworthy, loyal, open minded, not a Jesus freak (because I'm not), has goals, and is open to marriage at some point.I take pleasure from the simpler things in life as I do the finer. I like to converse with people who aren't afraid to ask questions, who think for themselves, and have at least a moderate amount of intelligence. I'm country at heart but am adapting to "the city" smoothly. I'm still in awe of the Cincinnati bridges at night..I love to randomly say Who Dey because I think it's
hilarious..I generally don't hold back my opinion and yes it does get me in trouble at times..I think that guys who sing, play an instrument, or have an accent are SUPER hot..I won't be persuaded or bullied into doing something I don't want to do..I really want to be a good singer..If I think you're wrong I'll tell you..If I like LIKE you I probably won't tell you..I don't trust easily..I'm too honest..I'm low maintenance and I like it..I don't sweat the small stuff..I hate liars and cheaters..I still kiss with my eyes closed..I think the sounds that you make from having sex are funny but I'll try not to laugh..I'm hard on myself..I'm not a Jesus freak..I am loyal, loving, impatient, and very curious..I ask an ass load of questions and I vocalize my random thoughts..I get goosebumps all over when someone special whispers in my ear..I'm logical but unconventional.
of it A peddler of heads too

someone that wants to have kids

Nope.

I think that guys who sing, play an instrument, or have an accent are SUPER hot

Can't do any of that and everyone in the world has an accent.

I still kiss with my eyes closed

Dafuq does it with their eyes wide open?

I think the sounds that you make from having sex are funny but I'll try not to laugh

Thanks. I aim to please.

I ask an ass load of questions and I vocalize my random thoughts

Politely fuck off now

gobnaitolunacy

Bombbastic22 wrote: »

That is very pessimistic!

Would you not send a few euro to help the mother of the woman you love.

I know mother in laws are a pain generally, but for love, for love would you not pay to make sure they stay alive and healthy?:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

In Soviet Russia, girlfriend screws YOU (financially)

dodzy

I just got a mail from Elena's sister. TL DR.

Apparently she comes from a farming background. Call me optimistic, but I think that it just might work. I've attached her picture.

old_aussie

MidlandsM wrote: »

this one's sluttier, so hotter.....

I just luv the prostitute pink skirt

1ZRed

old_aussie wrote: »

I just luv the prostitute pink skirt

You should. It looks like she had to sell her left arm pay for it

Menas

OP, you have to string this one out for a bit and then after a while you ask HER for money to pay for your household tax and tv licence.

danslevent

Yeah you could have some fun with this! Post back in really bad broken English