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I'm in Love

  • 25-10-2012 06:09PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭


    I've just received the following email from a lady called Elena.

    I think she loves me.

    Should I pursue this?

    Hello!
    My name is Elena. Please,don`t worry. My letter is real. I real, and the honest woman.
    I live in Russia. I am 28 years old.
    I write to you from the internet-club . To me the administrator the Internet-cafe has helped to find you.
    I badly understand on the World Wide Web.
    Therefore I have not understood where he has search yours email.
    I hope, it will not push away you to me to answer. I search for the person for good friendship.
    I wish to have the friend from your country. Your country was always interesting to me. I planned to arrive to your country for work.
    I send you my foto. You can see me. Send me your pictures also.
    I wish to get acquainted with you. I think, we can become good friends.
    I hope, that you shall answer me. I shall be glad to receive your letter.
    I shall necessarily answer you. I shall write to you to more essential letter after time. I shall tell about me in more detail.
    We can exchange a photo, and videomessage is possible. O'k? Write to me necessarily.
    I wait! Only your Elena. Byee


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    post foto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Give to her good, Shaggy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    post foto

    The photo is there
    just click
    the
    Link


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Have a Hillary Swank and if you still fancy her after it then it's love


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Ask her if she likes fisting.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I real, and the honest woman

    Write to me necessarily

    Haha, love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    The photo is there
    just click
    the
    Link
    The link just brings you to the Gmail sign in page. Can we have your email address and password. Don't worry I am also real, and the honest woman;).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    I know it's probably a scam - but still - I think it could make a good story.

    'From Russia with Love' - though wasn't that a Bond Movie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I'd go for it OP, can't see what could go wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I think its the administrator internet cafe is after you :)<3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Seems legit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    I'd go for it OP, can't see what could go wrong.

    Well, there could be quite a bit that could go wrong..........don't you think?

    Why would she mail me unless she was genuinely looking for love though?

    I haven't been this excited since I won the Nigerian lottery - though that time there was some mix up and after giving all my details I couldn't seem to contact them again. I think maybe the cheque got lost in the post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    She does seem to have a thing for Irish guys though,

    http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    oh please please send a picture of Enda Kenny and pretend to be him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    The link just brings you to the Gmail sign in page. Can we have your email address and password. Don't worry I am also real, and the honest woman;).

    I'll vouch for that, but if you'd like, I could find out the validity of those passwords and log-in details.

    It'd be no problem at all. Honestly, just think of it as a favour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    She does seem to have a thing for Irish guys though,

    http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079

    Oh no!!! My heart is broke

    My

    heart is
    so
    broke
    as only
    a woman's heart

    can be.

    I love her though.

    What choice do I have?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Lord god you can tell for sure a competent English speaker wrote that tripe.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    bronte wrote: »
    Ask her if she likes fisting.

    Aye, and if she says 'Yes', stay clear - as trust me, women who like fisting, laugh when you put your penis inside them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    She's my ex :( Elenaaaaaaaaaa!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    Just got another email:

    Hello my new friend ! My name is Elena. I am very glad to get
    acquainted with you. And I hope we can become good friends. I am not
    very good at using internet but anyway I decided it is a good way to
    get new friends. That is why I want to explain the reason why I am
    here right now. It is possible I will visit your country soon and I
    made my mind to get acquainted with a person from your country. And at
    this point I am writing to you. I have never been abroad and I don't
    have friends outside Russia. I really want to know more about you.
    Could you please tell me about you, about your lifestyle in the next
    letter. I hope it is not difficult for you. I will also write about
    myself. It is interesting to find out about your family, maybe about
    your job, friends and hobby. Ok, I am 28 years old. And I am sure it
    is a good age for a lady. Because I am still young but nevertheless
    have got a good life experience. My height - 170 sm and my weight 55
    kg. You know I am fit because I like sports. One of the most important
    things is to look after myself .In a sound mind ,a sound body. I am
    sending my photos so you can see me. You know I am not very
    photogenic. The photos are usually not very beautiful. But they are
    important for correspondence so one can see another. I hope you will
    like me. By the way I am looking forward to see your photos in the
    next letter. It is very interesting for me to see a person you writing
    to. So I want to ask you a few questions so we will know each other
    better. What about sport? Alcohol? Smoking? Please tell me about your
    habits. As for me I am an only child in the family and I don't have my
    own kids but I have a dream. I have a dream to build my own family and
    have wonderful children. My father died when I was a child. I really
    miss him. My mother has been growing me since I was 2 years old and
    she taught me alone. My mother works in hospital. She has got a good
    job. She has been working in a hospital for a long time and she knows
    a lot of people. She is respected in our city. I have got a few best
    girl friends. I spend much of my spare time with them. They say I have
    a good sense of humor. I like to laugh at a good joke. I am a cheerful
    person so my friends do. I live in Berezovka. It is a small town. It is
    situated 450 km far from Moscow. I think this information will help
    you to know me better. I am looking forward to know about you, you
    job, your city. I don't have bad habits, I don't smoke. I am sure it
    is important for a lady not have bad habits. When gathering together
    with friends I can drink a glass of wine but not more. I am really
    keen on cooking. I usually cook fish soup, borsch, salads. You can
    write about your favourite dish, or maybe your cooking experience. I
    personally like flowers. They really make our life more beautiful-at
    home, outside, at work. Oh yes I have forgotten to tell you about my
    job. I work with children and I really like my job. I am a teacher of
    a foreign language at school. I teach little children English. I think
    that is enough about me. I has written a really big letter. I hope you
    are not tired of my little letter. So what do you do? Where do you
    work? Please tell me about your interests. I am really looking forward
    to your reply. I hope my letter will not be lost with no attention. I
    will read your letter with pleasure and will surely reply.
    Elena.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    I've just received the following email from a lady called Elena.

    I................ee[/I][/I]


    My doppelganger or evil twin if you will :eek: :eek:



    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Oh no!!! My heart is broke

    My

    heart is
    so
    broke
    as only
    a woman's heart

    can be.

    I love her though.

    What choice do I have?

    'Low' not 'broke'. :rolleyes:
    Jeez...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    Good God it's exactly the same as Johns??!!

    I thought we had something special.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    http://www.stop-scammers.com/scammer.asp?id=8079


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    Ficheall wrote: »
    'Low' not 'broke'. :rolleyes:
    Jeez...

    what? I wrote that song myself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭Bombbastic22


    Boombastic wrote: »
    My doppelganger or evil twin if you will :eek: :eek:



    :pac:

    ha? Your post gave me the heebie-jeebies! I saw it and thought hang on - I didn't write that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Have an aul Allied Irish and forget about it. It will only end up in trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    She's been two timing you with me!!

    And her name is not Elena, it's Anastasiya.

    http://scamsurvivors.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=1143


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Have an aul Allied Irish and forget about it. It will only end up in trouble.

    So we are saying that now? Really?


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