Taliban shoot little girl in the head.

Cartoon_Head wrote: »

Welcome to yesterdays news....

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Lovely bunch of people when the opinions of a 14 year old girl are so threatening you have to shoot her. Allahu akbar etc.

No Admission to Heaven - 16 Decrees of the Taliban.

1. Prohibition against Female exposure -

It is prohibited for drivers to pick up women not wearing the Burka, on pain of arrest. If such women are observed out on the street, their homes will be visited and their husbands punished. If the women wear exciting or attractive clothes, and have no close male relative with them, the driver must not let them into the car.

2. Prohibition against music -

Casettes and music are forbidden in shops, hotels, vehicles and rickshaws. If a music casette is found in a shop, the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed. If a casette is found in a vehicle, the vehicle will be impounded and the driver imprisoned.

3. Prohibition against shaving -

Anyone who has shaved off or cut his beard will be imprisoned until the beard has grown back to the length of a clenched fist.

4. Mandatory Prayer -

Prayer will be observed at fixed times in all districts. The exact times will be announced by the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin. All transport must cease 15 minutes before the commencement of prayer. It is obligatory to go to the mosque at the time of prayer. Any young men found in shops at this time will be automatically imprisoned.

5. Prohibition against the rearing of pigeons and bird fighting -

This hobby will cease, birds used for the purposes of games or fights will be killed.

6. Eradication of narcotics and use thereof -

Abusers of narcotics will be imprisoned and investigations will be instigated to flush out the dealer and shop. The shop will be closed and both criminals, user and dealer will be imprisoned and punished.

7. Prohibition against kite flying -

Kite flying has wicked consequences such as gambling, death amongst children and truancy. shops selling kites will be removed.

8. Prohibition against Reproduction of pictures -

In vehicles, shops, houses, hotels, and other places, pictures and portraits must be removed. Proprieters must destroy all pictures in all of the abovementioned places. Vehicles with pictures of living creatures will be stopped and the driver imprisoned.

9. Prohibition against Gambling -

Centres of gambling will be flushed out and the gamblers will be imprisoned for one month.

10. Prohibition against British and American hairstyles -

Men with long hair will be arrested and taken to the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin to have their hair cut. The criminal will pay the barber.

11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -

The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam. If the rules are broken the criminal will be imprisoned for a lenghty period.

12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -

Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severly punished.

13. Prohibition against Music and Dancing at Weddings -

If this prohibition is broken, the head of the family will be severly punished.

14. Prohibition against playing Drums -

The relegious authority will decide the punishment for anyone caught playing drums.

15. Prohibition against tailors sewing womens clothes of taking measurements of women -

If fashion magazines are found in the shop the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed.

16) Prohibition against Witchcraft -

All books dealing with the subject will be burnt and the magicians will be imprisoned and severly punished until they repent.

the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin.

suicide_circus wrote: »

Murderous savages who belong in the dark ages.

marcsignal wrote: »

No. 7 is my fave

marcsignal wrote: »

The Taliban are full on Loopers. Here's an extract from a book called 'No Admission to Heaven' listing some of their crazy 'Rules'*

No Admission to Heaven - 16 Decrees of the Taliban.

1. Prohibition against Female exposure -

It is prohibited for drivers to pick up women not wearing the Burka, on pain of arrest. If such women are observed out on the street, their homes will be visited and their husbands punished. If the women wear exciting or attractive clothes, and have no close male relative with them, the driver must not let them into the car.

2. Prohibition against music -

Casettes and music are forbidden in shops, hotels, vehicles and rickshaws. If a music casette is found in a shop, the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed. If a casette is found in a vehicle, the vehicle will be impounded and the driver imprisoned.

3. Prohibition against shaving -

Anyone who has shaved off or cut his beard will be imprisoned until the beard has grown back to the length of a clenched fist.

4. Mandatory Prayer -

Prayer will be observed at fixed times in all districts. The exact times will be announced by the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin. All transport must cease 15 minutes before the commencement of prayer. It is obligatory to go to the mosque at the time of prayer. Any young men found in shops at this time will be automatically imprisoned.

5. Prohibition against the rearing of pigeons and bird fighting -

This hobby will cease, birds used for the purposes of games or fights will be killed.

6. Eradication of narcotics and use thereof -

Abusers of narcotics will be imprisoned and investigations will be instigated to flush out the dealer and shop. The shop will be closed and both criminals, user and dealer will be imprisoned and punished.

7. Prohibition against kite flying -

Kite flying has wicked consequences such as gambling, death amongst children and truancy. shops selling kites will be removed.

8. Prohibition against Reproduction of pictures -

In vehicles, shops, houses, hotels, and other places, pictures and portraits must be removed. Proprieters must destroy all pictures in all of the abovementioned places. Vehicles with pictures of living creatures will be stopped and the driver imprisoned.

9. Prohibition against Gambling -

Centres of gambling will be flushed out and the gamblers will be imprisoned for one month.

10. Prohibition against British and American hairstyles -

Men with long hair will be arrested and taken to the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin to have their hair cut. The criminal will pay the barber.

11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -

The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam. If the rules are broken the criminal will be imprisoned for a lenghty period.

12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -

Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severly punished.

13. Prohibition against Music and Dancing at Weddings -

If this prohibition is broken, the head of the family will be severly punished.

14. Prohibition against playing Drums -

The relegious authority will decide the punishment for anyone caught playing drums.

15. Prohibition against tailors sewing womens clothes of taking measurements of women -

If fashion magazines are found in the shop the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed.

16) Prohibition against Witchcraft -

All books dealing with the subject will be burnt and the magicians will be imprisoned and severly punished until they repent.



No. 7 is my fave

11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -

The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam. If the rules are broken the criminal will be imprisoned for a lenghty period.