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Taliban shoot little girl in the head.
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11-10-2012 1:45am#1
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The Taliban are full on Loopers. Here's an extract from a book called 'No Admission to Heaven' listing some of their crazy 'Rules'*
*Try not to Piss yourself laughingNo Admission to Heaven - 16 Decrees of the Taliban.
1. Prohibition against Female exposure -
It is prohibited for drivers to pick up women not wearing the Burka, on pain of arrest. If such women are observed out on the street, their homes will be visited and their husbands punished. If the women wear exciting or attractive clothes, and have no close male relative with them, the driver must not let them into the car.
2. Prohibition against music -
Casettes and music are forbidden in shops, hotels, vehicles and rickshaws. If a music casette is found in a shop, the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed. If a casette is found in a vehicle, the vehicle will be impounded and the driver imprisoned.
3. Prohibition against shaving -
Anyone who has shaved off or cut his beard will be imprisoned until the beard has grown back to the length of a clenched fist.
4. Mandatory Prayer -
Prayer will be observed at fixed times in all districts. The exact times will be announced by the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin. All transport must cease 15 minutes before the commencement of prayer. It is obligatory to go to the mosque at the time of prayer. Any young men found in shops at this time will be automatically imprisoned.
5. Prohibition against the rearing of pigeons and bird fighting -
This hobby will cease, birds used for the purposes of games or fights will be killed.
6. Eradication of narcotics and use thereof -
Abusers of narcotics will be imprisoned and investigations will be instigated to flush out the dealer and shop. The shop will be closed and both criminals, user and dealer will be imprisoned and punished.
7. Prohibition against kite flying -
Kite flying has wicked consequences such as gambling, death amongst children and truancy. shops selling kites will be removed.
8. Prohibition against Reproduction of pictures -
In vehicles, shops, houses, hotels, and other places, pictures and portraits must be removed. Proprieters must destroy all pictures in all of the abovementioned places. Vehicles with pictures of living creatures will be stopped and the driver imprisoned.
9. Prohibition against Gambling -
Centres of gambling will be flushed out and the gamblers will be imprisoned for one month.
10. Prohibition against British and American hairstyles -
Men with long hair will be arrested and taken to the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin to have their hair cut. The criminal will pay the barber.
11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -
The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam. If the rules are broken the criminal will be imprisoned for a lenghty period.
12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -
Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severly punished.
13. Prohibition against Music and Dancing at Weddings -
If this prohibition is broken, the head of the family will be severly punished.
14. Prohibition against playing Drums -
The relegious authority will decide the punishment for anyone caught playing drums.
15. Prohibition against tailors sewing womens clothes of taking measurements of women -
If fashion magazines are found in the shop the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed.
16) Prohibition against Witchcraft -
All books dealing with the subject will be burnt and the magicians will be imprisoned and severly punished until they repent.
No. 7 is my fave
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marcsignal wrote: »No. 7 is my fave
Oddly enough there not completely wrong about the kite flying.........
Pakistan: 11 dead, 100 injured in kite flying festival
They use sharp kite strings that can kill and injure people.
**EDIT**
Beaten to it above!
**END EDIT**
As for the attempted murder of the young girl, the taliban have one again showed what a bunch of cowards they are.0 -
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marcsignal wrote: »The Taliban are full on Loopers. Here's an extract from a book called 'No Admission to Heaven' listing some of their crazy 'Rules'*
No Admission to Heaven - 16 Decrees of the Taliban.
1. Prohibition against Female exposure -
It is prohibited for drivers to pick up women not wearing the Burka, on pain of arrest. If such women are observed out on the street, their homes will be visited and their husbands punished. If the women wear exciting or attractive clothes, and have no close male relative with them, the driver must not let them into the car.
2. Prohibition against music -
Casettes and music are forbidden in shops, hotels, vehicles and rickshaws. If a music casette is found in a shop, the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed. If a casette is found in a vehicle, the vehicle will be impounded and the driver imprisoned.
3. Prohibition against shaving -
Anyone who has shaved off or cut his beard will be imprisoned until the beard has grown back to the length of a clenched fist.
4. Mandatory Prayer -
Prayer will be observed at fixed times in all districts. The exact times will be announced by the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin. All transport must cease 15 minutes before the commencement of prayer. It is obligatory to go to the mosque at the time of prayer. Any young men found in shops at this time will be automatically imprisoned.
5. Prohibition against the rearing of pigeons and bird fighting -
This hobby will cease, birds used for the purposes of games or fights will be killed.
6. Eradication of narcotics and use thereof -
Abusers of narcotics will be imprisoned and investigations will be instigated to flush out the dealer and shop. The shop will be closed and both criminals, user and dealer will be imprisoned and punished.
7. Prohibition against kite flying -
Kite flying has wicked consequences such as gambling, death amongst children and truancy. shops selling kites will be removed.
8. Prohibition against Reproduction of pictures -
In vehicles, shops, houses, hotels, and other places, pictures and portraits must be removed. Proprieters must destroy all pictures in all of the abovementioned places. Vehicles with pictures of living creatures will be stopped and the driver imprisoned.
9. Prohibition against Gambling -
Centres of gambling will be flushed out and the gamblers will be imprisoned for one month.
10. Prohibition against British and American hairstyles -
Men with long hair will be arrested and taken to the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin to have their hair cut. The criminal will pay the barber.
11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -
The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam. If the rules are broken the criminal will be imprisoned for a lenghty period.
12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -
Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severly punished.
13. Prohibition against Music and Dancing at Weddings -
If this prohibition is broken, the head of the family will be severly punished.
14. Prohibition against playing Drums -
The relegious authority will decide the punishment for anyone caught playing drums.
15. Prohibition against tailors sewing womens clothes of taking measurements of women -
If fashion magazines are found in the shop the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed.
16) Prohibition against Witchcraft -
All books dealing with the subject will be burnt and the magicians will be imprisoned and severly punished until they repent.
No. 7 is my fave
The Taliban pretty much just make it up as they go along don't they. I feel sad for anyone that has the live under their regime.0 -
marcsignal wrote: »The Taliban are full on Loopers. Here's an extract from a book called 'No Admission to Heaven' listing some of their crazy 'Rules'*
*Try not to Piss yourself laughing
No. 7 is my fave
thought i was reading catholic cult stuff there0 -
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up for anything wrote: »Phil Hogan pops up everywhere.
PMSL
That’s bizarre about the kite flying info stevenmu & wes, would never have imagined that.
And on that note, the thought just occurred to me about this one…12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -
Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severely punished.
Picture the scene:
You have a big row with the missus, and to get her own back, she heads off down the river to wash a big bag full of her knickers....
...20 mins later the Taliban arrive at your door to pull your fingernails out with a pliers :eek::eek:
BITCH !!!:mad: 0 -
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up for anything wrote: »But then would you not do your damnedest to make sure that she made 40 trips to the river to carry the water back to your house, wearing a burqua to wash your undies even if it meant beating her into it. Job done for the Taliban.
good point
devious mfs
EDIT...
I made a few adjustments to the crazy Taliban rules so we could apply them to Ireland, and the typical AH threads we are all familiar with :pac:
No Admission to Heaven - 16 Decrees of the Taliban. Careful Now !1. Prohibition against Female exposure -
It is prohibited for drivers Foreign Taxi Drivers to pick up women not wearing the Burka belly tops, on pain of arrest. If such women are observed out on the street, their homes will be visited by a drunken mob invited to a party over Facebook and their husbands punished house thrashed. If the women wear exciting or attractive clothes, and have no close male relative with them, the driver Foreign Taxi Driver must not let them into the car.2. Prohibition against music Shite Music-
Jedward, & Westlife, Casettes and music are forbidden in shops, hotels, vehicles and rickshaws nightclubs. If a music Jedward or Westlife casette is found in a shop, the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed. If a casette is found in a vehicle, the vehicle will be impounded and the driver imprisoned.
I'm easy with that one :cool:3. Prohibition against shaving pubic hair -
Anyone who has shaved off or cut his beard public hair, will be imprisoned until the beard has pubes have grown back to the length of a clenched fist, which will then be shoved up ones arse.4. Mandatory Prayer Grumbling about the Recession -
Prayer Grumbling about the Recession will be observed at fixed times in all districts. The exact times will be announced by the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin Richard Boyd Barret. All transport must cease 15 minutes before the commencement of prayer Grumbling. It is obligatory to go to the mosque pub at the time of prayer Grumbling. Any young men found in shops enjoying themselves at this time will be automatically imprisoned.
5. Prohibition against the rearing of pigeons and bird fighting -
This hobby will cease, birds used for the purposes of games or fights will be killed.
Cue Martin Collins from Pave Point : "Racism Joe!"6. Eradication of narcotics and use thereof -
Abusers of narcotics will be imprisoned and investigations will be instigated to flush out the dealer and shop. The shop will be closed and both criminals, user and dealer will be imprisoned and punished.
Headshops anyone ??7. Prohibition against Political kite flying -
Political Kite flying has wicked consequences such as gambling, death amongst children and truancy. shops selling Politicians flying kites will be removed.
Fine by me
8. Prohibition against Reproduction of pictures Downloaded Music-
In vehicles, shops, houses, hotels, and other places, pictures and portraits downloaded music must be removed, unless you're subscribing to IMRO. Proprietors must destroy all pictures downloaded music in all of the above-mentioned places. Vehicles with pictures of living creatures downloaded music will be stopped and the driver imprisoned.
Sean Sherlock copyright territory there...9. Prohibition against Gambling -
Centres of gambling will be flushed out and the gamblers will be imprisoned for one month.
The Chinese casino going crew are fcuked so....10. Prohibition against British and American Emo hairstyles -
Men with long Emo hair will be arrested and taken to the Minister for the Promotion of Virtue and the extermination of sin Mick Wallace to have their hair cut. The criminal Emo will pay the barber.
:pac:11. Prohibition against interest on loans, exchange charges and charges on transactions -
The above three types of money charging are forbidden by Islam every right thinking person. If the rules are broken the criminal Bankers will be imprisoned for a lengthy period.
If only...12. Prohibition against the washing of clothes along river embankments -
Women who break this law will be respectfully picked up by Islam the Dept of the Environment, taken to their homes where their husbands will be severly punished pursued for water charges.
Go Phil !!13. Prohibition against Music and Dancing at Big Fat Gypsy Weddings -
If this prohibition is broken, the head of the family, (if he can be positively identified) will be severly punished.
Cue Martin Collins again : "Racism Joe!"14. Prohibition against playing Lambeg Drums -
The religious authority Sinn Fein will decide the punishment for anyone caught playing Lambeg drums.
There goes the next Love Ulster Parade15. Prohibition against tailors sewing womens clothes of taking measurements of women Xpose on TV3 -
If fashion HELLO magazines are found in the shop the owner will be imprisoned and the shop closed.
Problem ??
16) Prohibition against Witchcraft -
All books dealing with the subject will be burnt and the magicians will be imprisoned and severly punished until they repent.
Blasphemy Law ......0 -
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marcsignal wrote: »The Taliban are full on Loopers. Here's an extract from a book called 'No Admission to Heaven' listing some of their crazy 'Rules'*
*Try not to Piss yourself laughing
No. 7 is my fave
As others have said some, well ok one or two, of their laws actually were for good.
They clamped down on the opium business at the start as well.
Sadly the bad far outwieghed the good by about 99.9%.
The taliban started in parkistani religious schools rather than in Afghanistan itself ?
It is afaik primarily pashtun tribe and grew out of the religious madrassas in Pakistan.
Pakistan are responsible for them.
The Mujahideen were the ones backed by the Americans and were not the religious funboys that the Taliban turned out to be.
And they never fought the Soviets since they appeared on the scene after the soviets had left in late 80s early 90s and after the fall of communist Najibullah regime in 1992.
I always remember the scenes where they blasted the sh** out of the UNESCO backed site that were the Bamyan 6th century buddha statues.
Complete tools the lot of them.I am not allowed discuss …
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marcsignal wrote: »devious mfs
That's the way all cruel regimes operate - setting people against each other so that they don't join up against the regime. That German chap (not going to Godwin the thread) did it getting people to turn each other in. This country is going that way... social welfare recipients will turn on the private sector who will then turn on the public sector who will point the finger at the church who will blame the government - chaos is coming and The Anti-Enda will Rule! :D 0 -
westendgirlie wrote: »:rolleyes:
I've never clicked the ignore button before. Damn, it feels good.
Well, you'll not see this as you have me on ignore now:
I had thought it was obvious but anyway, my post was sarcastic, about how the media were giving more column inches that day to Coleen Nolan / Jimmy Savile than they were to this little girl who was shot in the head.
Indeed, even this thread died very fast and got little attention compared to the whole Jimmy Savile saga and I was attempting to highlight that by utilizing irony, guess I failed.
Did you really think I was saying "Who cares.." about a child getting shot in the head?
Anyway, that's what my point was 0 -
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