Drank a whole bottle of Vodka earlier

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:13PM

bmcc10 wrote: »

Dry up!!

I'd actually like to step into the gym right now and get a few stout slaps right in the soup cooler from one of the heavyweights. Feel like I'm deserving of some punishment but all I'm getting is my own self imposed pity! I need to live in a more macho world.

Brain Stroking · 02-10-2012 10:17PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

I'd actually like to step into the gym right now and get a few stout slaps right in the soup cooler from one of the heavyweights. Feel like I'm deserving of some punishment but all I'm getting is my own self imposed pity! I need to live in a more macho world.

Is it the flouridisation of water causing this? Or would it be more to do with the emasculation of men in contemporary society? Where is Jim Corr when i need him?

Thatnastyboy · 02-10-2012 10:17PM

Theres a massive hole in this story, :eek:

Kinsey vodka doesnt come in 750ml bottles,

Its comes in 700ml, :P

leonidas83 · 02-10-2012 10:18PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

How about we discuss it over coffee tomorrow?

Smooth as chunky peanut butter so I am. But yeah isn't the whole drink is a depressant thing more of a technical use of the word? Like it slows down your nervous system or some sh1t? Not actually causing depression in the psychological sense? I'm not depressed btw, just feeling gross!

LMFAO

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:19PM

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Is it the flouridisation of water causing this? Or would it be more to do with the emasculation of men in contemporary society? Where is Jim Corr when i need him?

Any man who is emasculated by society wasn't a man to begin with. It's just the fact that I don't have to get up and hunt tomorrow or some sh1t. If it was a tough world I'd have something to get psyched up for but it's too easy to down a bottle of vitamin V and then trot around like a gimp when really I should be killed by a sabretooth tiger.

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:20PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Theres a massive hole in this story, :eek:

Kinsey vodka doesnt come in 750ml bottles,

Its comes in 700ml, :P

Yeah that's a mistake on my part, usually drink wine and assumed it's the same volume. Wine is generally 750 isn't it?

Queen-Mise · 02-10-2012 10:20PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

How about we discuss it over coffee tomorrow?

Smooth as chunky peanut butter so I am. But yeah isn't the whole drink is a depressant thing more of a technical use of the word? Like it slows down your nervous system or some sh1t? Not actually causing depression in the psychological sense? I'm not depressed btw, just feeling gross!

It actually does cause depression. Look this is ridiculously complicated. The short version is - immediately after drinking, if you sober up and haven't slept, feeling depressed is very, very normal. That icky, yucky - feeling is normal.

Take two painkillers, drink a pint of water and go for a run.

Lay off the self-flagellation*... it is done.

*How often do you get to use that word every day?;)

Thatnastyboy · 02-10-2012 10:24PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

Yeah that's a mistake on my part, usually drink wine and assumed it's the same volume. Wine is generally 750 isn't it?

Terrible mistake, just inexcusable :pac:

No idea man,

Wine is for squares.

Squares can't move.

Dr.Silly · 02-10-2012 10:25PM

so hang,

you drank it over a 6 hour period
and you stopped drinking a few hours ago.

which by my calculations you probably started drinking round 12pm ?

12pm, on a tuesday.

dude, PI forum this way >>>>>>>>>>>>

LowOdour · 02-10-2012 10:28PM

I drank a whole bottle of vodka once (in the space of 1 1/2 hours mind) and had to be carried up the stairs....i would check the lable of that bottle you were drinking from again

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:28PM

Dr.Silly wrote: »

so hang,

you drank it over a 6 hour period
and you stopped drinking a few hours ago.

which by my calculations you probably started drinking round 12pm ?

12pm, on a tuesday.

dude, PI forum this way >>>>>>>>>>>>

Now that's the kind of thing that's going through my head. What a dope. Got off leccies at 11, feicing around in town for a while and then straight on the drink. What a fcuked up thing to do right? Lads were all like yeah lets session on we're in college and I was caught up in it like a mad yoke and ended up finishing a bottle. Jaysus as rough as fcuk.

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:30PM

LowOdour wrote: »

I drank a whole bottle of vodka once (in the space of 1 1/2 hours mind) and had to be carried up the stairs....i would check the lable of that bottle you were drinking from again

Was over longer than that and was all mixed about 1 part V to 5 parts cola. Was probably 6 hours total between first sup and polishing it off. Remember putting the bottle down when it was finito and thinking yer some ejit. I was right.

02-10-2012 10:30PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Not everybody isn't able to hold their liquor. Why are people finding it so hard to believe that this kid drank a bottle, some people tolerate alcohol better than others.

A bottle would be a quiet enough one for me. It's a cultural thing, in other places the idea is people get drunk and dozy and it's somewhat self-fulfilling. I personally don't get how drink makes people so loud or aggressive or whatever, it's just makes me comfortable.

Wee Willy Harris · 02-10-2012 10:30PM

Uhf.. tastes like nectar right

not even if I was playing chess with some belarussians on a cold day and my manhood was in question. which it is.. but vodka won't fix that

Icyseanfitz · 02-10-2012 10:33PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

That sums up how I feel haha.

And I'm not lying. Bottle of Kinsey vodka, 750 ml, drank it over about 6 hours, never got psychotic pissed but it was bad enough alright. Not pissed now so I can type, just feel gross!

over 6 hours! jesus thats quick....bazinga :pac:

Greentopia · 02-10-2012 10:38PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I remember one bloke in college talked up his own reputation as being a fierce man for the pints, but I never saw the clown get past 6 without gouging his throat out. He'd then proudly announce the next morning in class that he'd been on wild bender.

Different people have different levels of tolerance for alcohol, surely you understand that? 6 might well be a wild bender for some where they're out of their heads after that much drink. Others will drink that much and be tipsy.

If I drunk 6 pints of an evening I'd be falling around the place and probably puking my guts up. Ok, I'm female so my tolerance is lower than most guys, but I know a few guys who can't have more than 3 or 4 drinks without getting drunk. Nothing wrong with that and nothing wrong with them for that.
I find binge drinking unattractive and idiotic anyway. In men and women. It's an aspect of Irish culture I hate.

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 10:42PM

Greentopia wrote: »

Different people have different levels of tolerance for alcohol, surely you understand that? 6 might well be a wild bender for some where they're out of their heads after that much drink. Others will drink that much and be tipsy.

If I drunk 6 pints of an evening I'd be falling around the place and probably puking my guts up. Ok, I'm female so my tolerance is lower than most guys, but I know a few guys who can't have more than 3 or 4 drinks without getting drunk. Nothing wrong with that and nothing wrong with them for that.
I find binge drinking unattractive and idiotic anyway. In men and women. It's an aspect of Irish culture I hate.

It's not so much the drinking itself that's unattractive, more the act of doing the Trevi fountain later, spewing chyme out of every orifice!!

ahnowbrowncow · 02-10-2012 11:01PM

aaronjumper wrote: »

Why didn't you say so! Whatever you do don't think of vomiting.
All those chunks everywhere nasty business.

Actually vomiting now will save you a lot of pain tomorrow op

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 11:04PM

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

Actually vomiting now will save you a lot of pain tomorrow op

Didn't puke while I had the chance, I think that ship has sailed. Fcuking wish I had going Pukahontas when I still had a belly full of vitamin V

Jesus Shaves · 02-10-2012 11:06PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

Now that's the kind of thing that's going through my head. What a dope. Got off leccies at 11, feicing around in town for a while and then straight on the drink. What a fcuked up thing to do right? Lads were all like yeah lets session on we're in college and I was caught up in it like a mad yoke and ended up finishing a bottle. Jaysus as rough as fcuk.

So you drank a bottle of vodka with friends after your lectures?

Whoop dee doo

Man up and go out and get another bottle

mikemac1 · 02-10-2012 11:08PM

Tough crowd OP

Head over to that Clearasil youth forum I see on boards, seems to be busy

Reamer Fanny · 02-10-2012 11:09PM

Thinly veiled

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 11:09PM

Jesus Shaves wrote: »

So you drank a bottle of vodka with friends after your lectures?

Whoop dee doo

Man up and go out and get another bottle

That would put me in hospital for sure. I'd have to be pumped out.

Internet Hero · 02-10-2012 11:10PM

justryan wrote: »

Thinly veiled

Thinly veiled thinly veiled thread.

aaronjumper · 02-10-2012 11:11PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

Thinly veiled thinly veiled thread.

Too many veils, I can't see!

Jesus Shaves · 02-10-2012 11:12PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

That would put me in hospital for sure. I'd have to be pumped out.

Nah, you'll be fine

Kurz · 02-10-2012 11:15PM

The best thing about drinking that much spirits is that you'll still be half-cut for most of the day tomorrow and will only start feeling the worst of it late in the evening when the day's nearly over.

areyawell · 02-10-2012 11:21PM

I think we should all buy OP a medal,a solid gold medal. I'll set up a website dedicated to him so people can donate to purchase one. A bottle of vodka is 6 hours has never been done before and could go into the Guinness world records. Can I have your autograph OP?

Greentopia · 02-10-2012 11:27PM

Internet Hero wrote: »

It's not so much the drinking itself that's unattractive, more the act of doing the Trevi fountain later, spewing chyme out of every orifice!!

What's unattractive is the obvious consequences of drinking too much alcohol yes, obviously I don't mean seeing people drink whatever tipple of choice they want. It's the quantity that's the problem.

suicide_circus · 02-10-2012 11:45PM

Ye can't bate a brace of naggins first thing in the morning

Drank a whole bottle of Vodka earlier

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