Drank a whole bottle of Vodka earlier

Internet Hero

Feeling like a disgraceful dude now! They say drink when you start in college but this is ridiculous. Cheer me up folks, feel like an awful ejit now!

Chucken

Well aren't you a hero!..and well able to type after drinking a bottle of vodka :rolleyes:

Culleeo

I think you're telling lies. Apt username too.

aaronjumper

I don't see what the problem is.

Ghandee

A whole naggin?

Fcukin light weight.

Chuck Stone

LIAR.

Biggins

Internet Hero wrote: »

Feeling like a disgraceful dude now! They say drink when you start in college but this is ridiculous. Cheer me up folks, feel like an awful ejit now!

Call me suspicious but you drank a whole bottle and still able to post clearly and compose eloquently?
All without typos and/or grammar mistakes?

Himmmm... :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Lies make baby Jesus mastrubate!

Tut tut tut

Richard Hillman

Send messages to girls on your phone and facebook. It will be great fun.

Son0vagun

Loser

Internet Hero

Ghandee wrote: »

A whole naggin?

Fcukin light weight.

750 ml. And yeah it was a while ago so I'm not pissed now, just a thumping headache. Will this have me wrecked for the rest of the week?

minidazzler

Chucken wrote: »

Well aren't you a hero!..and well able to type after drinking a bottle of vodka :rolleyes:

A lot of people lose no motor function and can type perfectly even when blackout drunk.

inmyday

Internet Hero wrote: »

Feeling like a disgraceful dude now! They say drink when you start in college but this is ridiculous. Cheer me up folks, feel like an awful ejit now!

O no dude!!!!
I think you are so awesome man. You rock. I hope you will be ok tomorrow dude!
Dude dude dude!

fcuk off!

Dude!

nobody cares go home

ejmaztec

Chuck Stone wrote: »

LIAR.

Either that or someone's swapped the sticker on his River Rock.

Internet Hero

Son0vagun wrote: »

Loser

That sums up how I feel haha.

And I'm not lying. Bottle of Kinsey vodka, 750 ml, drank it over about 6 hours, never got psychotic pissed but it was bad enough alright. Not pissed now so I can type, just feel gross!

Local-womanizer

minidazzler wrote: »

Chucken wrote: »

Well aren't you a hero!..and well able to type after drinking a bottle of vodka :rolleyes:

A lot of people lose no motor function and can type perfectly even when blackout drunk.

I can, but it takes me about an hour to clearly type a sentence!

humbert

Stupid boasting thread is stupid.

shopaholic01

Internet Hero wrote: »

750 ml. And yeah it was a while ago so I'm not pissed now, just a thumping headache. Will this have me wrecked for the rest of the week?

I suspect the vodka might be the least of your problems.

tayto lover

AND you had to rush on here to tell us ??
We simply don't believe you and we also don't care.

Internet Hero

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I suspect the vodka might be the least of your problems.

Why's that? Will that amount of drink in a day wreck my brain or something? Getting some ferocious guilt and regret round about now.

aaronjumper

Internet Hero wrote: »

Why's that? Will that amount of drink in a day wreck my brain or something? Getting some ferocious guilt and regret round about now.

About this thread or the vodka?

ejmaztec

Internet Hero wrote: »

That sums up how I feel haha.

And I'm not lying. Bottle of Kinsey vodka, 750 ml, drank it over about 6 hours, never got psychotic pissed but it was bad enough alright. Not pissed now so I can type, just feel gross!

6 hours? A pathetic effort.

Internet Hero

tayto lover wrote: »

AND you had to rush on here to tell us ??
We simply don't believe you and we also don't care.

Why don't you believe? Also, "we"? You're the official president of boards now are you? I'm honoured you posted on my pointless thread your highness.

Internet Hero

aaronjumper wrote: »

About this thread or the vodka?

The vodka of course. Thread's awesome.

shopaholic01

Internet Hero wrote: »

Why's that? Will that amount of drink in a day wreck my brain or something? Getting some ferocious guilt and regret round about now.

Well, I think it may have damaged your ability to detect sarcasm.

the groutch

must be a bit drunk if he doesnt remember that vodka comes in 700ml bottles

aaronjumper

Internet Hero wrote: »

The vodka of course. Thread's awesome.

After that statement I now believe you did in fact drink the whole bottle :pac:

petersburg2002

Internet Hero wrote: »

Feeling like a disgraceful dude now! They say drink when you start in college but this is ridiculous. Cheer me up folks, feel like an awful ejit now!

Having grown up with an alcoholic father who nearly choked on his own vomit more than once, all I can say is - Idiot!

Internet Hero

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well, I think it may have damaged your ability to detect sarcasm.

Ah right so The aul brain isn't great at the best of times so I'm wondering if this little escapade will push me into the realm of being properly fcuked for a while. Jaysus the head is hanging off me like Oliver Plunkett.

jd007

I'm so jealous that I'm not as cool as the OP

ejmaztec

the groutch wrote: »

must be a bit drunk if he doesnt remember that vodka comes in 700ml bottles

He must be mixing it up with Domestos.

Internet Hero

the groutch wrote: »

must be a bit drunk if he doesnt remember that vodka comes in 700ml bottles

Is that right? And wine is 750 then? I actually feel relieved if that's correct. Fcuk me I lost control earlier, can't be doing that on the regular. Might still be a touch pissed but feel alright bar the headache.

monkeysnapper

I work for a large retailer chain and a guy comes in every day and buys 3 bottles of lager and a bottle of brandy , he,s a polish guy, large build, not obese , but always looks very in control, not drunk, if he,s drinking this volume himself how does he do it . I'd be dead!!

Internet Hero

petersburg2002 wrote: »

Having grown up with an alcoholic father who nearly choked on his own vomit more than once, all I can say is - Idiot!

that's how I feel now. Feel like complete scum actually, gawd I'm never doing this again"

Internet Hero

monkeysnapper wrote: »

I work for a large retailer chain and a guy comes in every day and buys 3 bottles of lager and a bottle of brandy , he,s a polish guy, large build, not obese , but always looks very in control, not drunk, if he,s drinking this volume himself how does he do it . I'd be dead!!

Don't know how alcos do it. The prospect of drinking tomorrow is the most horrific thing I could imagine. I'll be off the drink for a week minimum I'd say.

ScumLord

minidazzler wrote: »

A lot of people lose no motor function and can type perfectly even when blackout drunk.

Google chrome even corrects your grammar now.

SEPT 23 1989

The Adventures of Pinocchio

80s Child

I haven't heard anybody bragging about how much they can drink in a llllooooooonnnnngggggg time. Brings me back to my youth.

And op, it was a bottle, not a barrel, man da fcuk up!

Internet Hero

80s Child wrote: »

I haven't heard anybody bragging about how much they can drink in a llllooooooonnnnngggggg time. Brings me back to my youth.

And op, it was a bottle, not a barrel, man da fcuk up!

Thing is man I'm not even bragging, I'm ashamed! Came home and felt like crap, just joined here the other day so it occured to me a problem shared is a problem halved! I'll tell you folks what I did. Feel like a criminal or something, absolutely scummy. Jaysus I'm broke up. Really amn't making it up, wish I was. My two other mates are dry bastards, couple of pints between them and heres me the fool downing the vodka and coke. Head is ripped off me now, wish I was a pioneer.

ejmaztec

Internet Hero wrote: »

Thing is man I'm not even bragging, I'm ashamed! Came home and felt like crap, just joined here the other day so it occured to me a problem shared is a problem halved! I'll tell you folks what I did. Feel like a criminal or something, absolutely scummy. Jaysus I'm broke up. Really amn't making it up, wish I was. My two other mates are dry bastards, couple of pints between them and heres me the fool downing the vodka and coke. Head is ripped off me now, wish I was a pioneer.

Where were you before?

Kerrigooney

I worked on building site with a Polish bloke for a while and for his breakfast he`d have 2 cans of beer and 2 tins of tuna. Classy.

1ZRed

You'll be grand. What's the point of starting a thread to feel sorry for yourself or to say you're a big enough man to throw a bottle of vodka back.

You're in college. Get over it and enjoy yourself.

Internet Hero

ejmaztec wrote: »

Where were you before?

Wha? Jaysus I'm not the sharpest lad at the best of times but I'm lost. Just joined up boards there the other day is what I meant ha

cml387

Internet Hero wrote: »

Thing is man I'm not even bragging, I'm ashamed! Came home and felt like crap, just joined here the other day so it occured to me a problem shared is a problem halved! I'll tell you folks what I did. Feel like a criminal or something, absolutely scummy. Jaysus I'm broke up. Really amn't making it up, wish I was. My two other mates are dry bastards, couple of pints between them and heres me the fool downing the vodka and coke. Head is ripped off me now, wish I was a pioneer.

Then why

Internet Hero

1ZRed wrote: »

You'll be grand. What's the point of starting a thread to feel sorry for yourself or to say you're a big enough man to throw a bottle of vodka back.

You're in college. Get over it and enjoy yourself.

Need the emotional support of mocking strangers at the moment, dying and feeling like an awful ejit haha

Remmy

Well aren't ya just deeaadly?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Not everybody isn't able to hold their liquor. Why are people finding it so hard to believe that this kid drank a bottle, some people tolerate alcohol better than others.

Its funny the way we have this big drink culture but yet many people can't consume large quantities of alcohol with behaving like a dick or sticking their head down a toilet. I remember one bloke in college talked up his own reputation as being a fierce man for the pints, but I never saw the clown get past 6 without gouging his throat out. He'd then proudly announce the next morning in class that he'd been on wild bender.

aaronjumper

Internet Hero wrote: »

Need the emotional support of mocking strangers at the moment, dying and feeling like an awful ejit haha

Why didn't you say so! Whatever you do don't think of vomiting.
All those chunks everywhere nasty business.

Chucken

aaronjumper wrote: »

Why didn't you say so! Whatever you do don't think of vomiting.
All those chunks everywhere nasty business.

Nothing like regurgitated carrots especially when you didn't eat any.

Brain Stroking

I didnt start drinking until nearly 19 years old and one night not long after i finished exams and went and bought a bottle of vodka. Waiting for the lads to call over i got stuck in mistakenly thinking that a bottle would be fine (still wasnt fully up to speed on naggins etc).

Anyways, lads come home and i'm on the couch covered in sick and hadnt a clue where i was. They put me to bed and i pissed and puked all over myself throughout the night.

Not cool.