Strangest things seen or heard in public toilets

areyawell · 02-10-2012 01:33AM #1

So today in college I went into the jacks to take a dump. Was taking a nice poo and Some dude in the cubical beside me was going at himself. When he started moaning at bit I said do ya mind! He then stopped and I left and said it to one of my class mates and we had a class outside where the jacks were. After a couple of mins this fairly heavy fella left the jacks with sweat pumping off him. Was quite disturbing.

patwicklow · 02-10-2012 01:36AM

Thats public schools for ye..

fasttalkerchat · 02-10-2012 01:44AM

Saw a girl sucking off 2 fellas at the same time. Alternating between the two.

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 01:45AM

A completely sloshed lad at the condom machine spending all his change on them until his wallet as empty and his pockets were full.

It was a feckin mirror I was looking into!

cruais · 02-10-2012 01:46AM

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget!

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 01:48AM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Saw a girl sucking off 2 fellas at the same time. Alternating between the two.

Well it could've been 3 lads had you stopped being on the look and got in there! :P

im invisible · 02-10-2012 01:49AM

cruais wrote: »

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget!

he worked it out with a pencil

fasttalkerchat · 02-10-2012 01:52AM

1ZRed wrote: »

Well it could've been 3 lads had you stopped being on the look and got in there! :P

Thankfully I wasn't pissed enough to whip it out and have a go. She was good looking so might have done on another night ha

1ZRed · 02-10-2012 01:58AM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Thankfully I wasn't pissed enough to whip it out and have a go. She was good looking so might have done on another night ha

It's thoughts like that made me miss out on a good threesome! Figured "ah sure, another night". Still waiting!

Where To · 02-10-2012 02:08AM

The flush.

B.A._Baracus · 02-10-2012 02:43AM

I can honestly say i've never seen or heard anything weird going on in the toilets. I havent lived? :pac: But! If you want to branch this thread out into seeing crazy things while taking a piss up an ally? ... then yeah. I got a weird story. lol.

About 4 years ago I was out in town. Was the end of the night so I decided to walk up Dame street to get a taxi home. But I was bursting. So went down the alleyway by that brogans bar. Faced the wall and started to unzip and looked around. See a bloke in a suit just standing there behind the bins about 20 feet away. Got that "WTF?" feeling lol (as in "right, not taking a piss here with that bloke just standing there" lol) So I zip up and turn around to walk back out ... But I notice a head pop up from the bins..... a dudes head.... yup. Mr well dressed man was getting a blowjob from another dude.

... i walked quickly away. lol.

vicwatson · 02-10-2012 02:47AM

areyawell wrote: »

So today in college I went into the jacks to take a dump. Was taking a nice poo and Some dude in the cubical beside me was going at himself. When he started moaning at bit I said do ya mind! He then stopped and I left and said it to one of my class mates and we had a class outside where the jacks were. After a couple of mins this fairly heavy fella left the jacks with sweat pumping off him. Was quite disturbing.

So....why did you start your sentence with, eh, so....?

cruais · 02-10-2012 02:58AM

That lane way is well known as the hook up place for guys when the gay bars empty out. Trust me, I have a lot of gay friends! Your lucky you didn't get propositioned!

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

I can honestly say i've never seen or heard anything weird going on in the toilets. I havent lived? :pac: But! If you want to branch this thread out into seeing crazy things while taking a piss up an ally? ... then yeah. I got a weird story. lol.

About 4 years ago I was out in town. Was the end of the night so I decided to walk up Dame street to get a taxi home. But I was bursting. So went down the alleyway by that brogans bar. Faced the wall and started to unzip and looked around. See a bloke in a suit just standing there behind the bins about 20 feet away. Got that "WTF?" feeling lol (as in "right, not taking a piss here with that bloke just standing there" lol) So I zip up and turn around to walk back out ... But I notice a head pop up from the bins..... a dudes head.... yup. Mr well dressed man was getting a blowjob from another dude.

... i walked quickly away. lol.

Wee Willy Harris · 02-10-2012 02:59AM

Not entirely public, but this abandoned house sat peculiarly alone amidst the tall grass on a stretch of wasteland and on entering the cubicle there was just yellowing retro porn cutouts absolutely plastered to the walls was completely smothered with em maybe several times over how I don't even and I sure as he'll hadn't seen porn yet back then.....

would have loved, to have stayed over n fapped for the evening but tore off before leatherface showed up or some sh!t.

marcsignal · 02-10-2012 02:59AM

areyawell wrote: »

So today in college I went into the jacks to take a dump. Was taking a nice poo and Some dude in the cubical beside me was going at himself. When he started moaning at bit I said do ya mind! He then stopped and I left and said it to one of my class mates and we had a class outside where the jacks were. After a couple of mins this fairly heavy fella left the jacks with sweat pumping off him. Was quite disturbing.

It'd be even more disturbing if it was a Ladies toilet :P

Overheal · 02-10-2012 04:43AM

School toilets are the reason I learned how to exercise superb bladder control.

U_Fig · 02-10-2012 05:09AM

Seen one of my lecturers walking out of a bathroom cubicle at our grad ball with one of the hottest girls from my class...Guy was like 50 something and she was like 22...legend

02-10-2012 05:32AM

Strangest thing I thought I heard was a couple having sex in a cubicle. However just as I was washing my hands the door opened and what I really heard was some guy talking to his own penis!

I mean I couldn't even write down the dialogue here if I wanted to. It was just pure trash porno talk with himself. Use your imaginations, you know what I mean.

BizzyC · 02-10-2012 08:07AM

Not as bad as some, but in my building there's a Japanese bank who we share toilets with.

For some reason they find it completely acceptable to take phonecalls while pushing one out...
I hope to god I'm never on the other end of a phonecall like that.

gobnaitolunacy · 02-10-2012 08:46AM

'Is this where all the big knobs hang out?'

Sergeant · 02-10-2012 08:50AM

Needs FlutterinBantam.

CruelCoin · 02-10-2012 09:46AM

Written on the back of a cubicle door in my local:

"If black is beautiful, then i just sh*t a masterpiece"

I lol'ed

whitewave · 02-10-2012 09:53AM

overheard a group of girls in a nightclub bathroom one night

"put your tits back in and come on"

Not sure what was going on there

SiegHeilNosey · 02-10-2012 09:55AM

Was takin a shíte in the coolquay lodge outside ashbourne one evening after dinner there, and all of a sudden this fella climbs up on top of the cubicle wall and starts talking to me.

To say i felt vulnerable was an understatement, and it didnt help he was a stunt double for ur man i shot jr in father ted.

02-10-2012 10:15AM

Having a ****e in the toilets in Brown Thomas, heard a guy in the next cubicle whistling "Ride of the Valkyries", cutting out peridocally to squeeze out what sounded like bits of metal pipe into the bowl.

sbsquarepants · 02-10-2012 10:24AM

At a concert in the rds a few years back there were 2 very hot girls pissing away happily side by side in the sinks of the mens toilet!

gobnaitolunacy · 02-10-2012 10:33AM

Gotta love how the wimmens think the gents are dirty and smelly, after a few drinks and a crowded jacks they got a God-given right to use the smelly boys toilets.

JohnMarston · 02-10-2012 10:41AM

Went into the jacks in college, there was 1 cubicle free. Went in and notices the lad to the left of me had his trousers and shirt draped over the side of my wall

. You'd think he was changing but i could audibly discern otherwise

saintsaltynuts · 02-10-2012 10:49AM

In My Local on the back of the Jack's door was written.."Contact Rachel For Blow Jobs." That pis*es me off.She never answers her phone.

admiralofthefleet · 02-10-2012 11:00AM

about 4 years ago in a pub in harolds cross. there was a party on one saturday night for an 18th. the celebrant must have had 100 too many because he sprayed the walls in the gents with rusty piss. it was everywhere and smelled rancid
the poor lad was very apologetic and explained that he didnt usually drink 20+ pints of smithwicks on an empty stomach. he was mortified and everyone felt very sorry for him, he wasnt a typical rowdy teenager because we didnt usually take 18th's in the pub.
but seriously, i have never seen so much pony in my life. it was like an IRA dirty protest x100

D-FENS · 02-10-2012 11:03AM

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

Having a ****e in the toilets in Brown Thomas, heard a guy in the next cubicle whistling "Ride of the Valkyries", cutting out peridocally to squeeze out what sounded like bits of metal pipe into the bowl.

Was he also shouting "Yes,Yes,Yes!"?

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