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  • #32
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Such an infantile post. Married men are not "very naughty". Not by dint of being married, anyway.

    Um...
    I'm really not sure if srsly...


  • #33
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Such an infantile post. Married men are not "very naughty". Not by dint of being married, anyway.

    Well, that me schooled!


  • #34
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    EnterNow wrote: »
    Since when does written word denote fact? Imagine a fragment of some tabloid rag from today, is found in about two thousand years...

    And two thousand years after that, you'd have people praying to Katie Price, you mean? :D


  • #35
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Such an infantile post. Married men are not "very naughty". Not by dint of being married, anyway.
    :rolleyes: Whatever you do, don't rent "The Life of Brian".


  • #36
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Such an infantile post. Married men are not "very naughty". Not by dint of being married, anyway.

    Whoosh.
    spacecraft from the end of the movie flying by


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  • #37
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    So Christians beliefs have been insulted with these 'crazy' accusations about Jesus...

    Can we expect wide scale rioting?

    I doubt it


  • #38
    AnalogueKid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭AnalogueKid


    It's quite funny with all of the people rubbishing Dan Brown's historically inaccurate fiction, as if the f'kin Bible accurate or factual!


  • #39
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    M.I.L.F.


  • #40
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    AnalogueKid wrote: »
    It's quite funny with all of the people rubbishing Dan Brown's historically inaccurate fiction, as if the f'kin Bible accurate or factual!
    Can we not feel the same about both? I know I do.


  • #41
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Apparently, the quote is the earliest recorded version of: take my wife... please!


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  • #42
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    EnterNow wrote: »
    Since when does written word denote fact? Imagine a fragment of some tabloid rag from today, is found in about two thousand years...

    Ah the old Nazarien red tops


    Who could for their classic headlines


    Local carpenter claims he hears voices from Yaweh
    Mother always knew he was Gods gift.


    Yes God is my babys daddy- supposed virgin claims divine impregnation, does her partner believe her turn to page 4 to find out


    What do you wear to a crucifixion? - Jezzabelle gives you all the fashion tips


  • #43
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Shenshen wrote: »
    And two thousand years after that, you'd have people praying to Katie Price, you mean? :D

    O' GAWD!!! :eek:


  • #44
    jmayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,226 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    Shenshen wrote: »
    And two thousand years after that, you'd have people praying to Katie Price, you mean? :D

    Well at least they will still probably have bits of her around to worship.
    What is the half life of silicon again ?
    davet82 wrote: »
    So Christians beliefs have been insulted with these 'crazy' accusations about Jesus...

    Can we expect wide scale rioting?

    I doubt it

    I keep wondering if we could have the same light hearted discussion about some other notable prophets ?

    I am not allowed discuss …



  • #45
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jmayo wrote: »
    ...I keep wondering if we could have the same light hearted discussion about some other notable prophets ?

    :D

    Dream on! :pac:


  • #46
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    jmayo wrote: »
    I keep wondering if we could have the same light hearted discussion about some other notable prophets ?

    There is a €50,000 bounty on your head for that insinuation :p


  • #47
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Am I surprised? No. The dude had the looks and he had the moves. I reckon Mary M must have been some hottie to have landed JC.


  • #48
    LeinsterDub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,229 ✭✭✭LeinsterDub


    ScumLord wrote: »
    given the time period it's more likely Jesus had a wife as it would be extremely weird for someone not to be married back then. I've heard people say that the church erased his family to make him seem more divine and less of an ordinary man.


    More the the issue was what to do about the semi divine kids that where knocking about .


  • #49
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    squod wrote: »
    Many people were called Jesus.

    There were a fair few "Mary"s knocking around Israel 2,000 years ago according to the Bible.
    Mary Christ, Jesus' ma.
    Mary Magdalene, his mot.
    Mary, the sister of Martha and Lazarus.
    "The other Mary", wife of Clopas and mother of James the Less and Joses.
    Mary, the mother of John and Mark.

    Must've been a pretty popular name back then.


  • #50
    lucylu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    according to ancestry.com he was
    Link


  • #51
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    Jesus states that “she can be my disciple,”
    disciple, discipline - Disciple comes from a Latin word meaning "learner" and discipline comes from one meaning "instruction, knowledge."

    Jesus was the Christian Grey of his day...


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  • #52
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    next ye'll be telling me Jaysus didnt have blonde hair and blue eyes, and in fact more looked like someone most Americans wouldn't feel comfortable sitting next to on a plane.


  • #53
    Beruthiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,361 ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    It BeeMee wrote: »
    Jesus was the Christian Grey of his day...

    That explains the cross and whips!


  • #54
    Table Top Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 699 ✭✭✭Table Top Joe


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    And the best one of all.................




    You said it man


  • #55
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Dan Brown didn't invent Mary Magdalene, she's mentioned in at least 4 different Gospels!

    She was mentioned in them, but in all she is a very minor character prior to yhe resurrection story, she only gets one or two mentions before Jesus dies. I don't think it is credible that the earliest sources would all fail to mention that she was his wife.

    It also was not unheard of for men at the time to be unmarried, St Paul is an example of this.


  • #56
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    ScumLord wrote: »
    given the time period it's more likely Jesus had a wife as it would be extremely weird for someone not to be married back then. I've heard people say that the church erased his family to make him seem more divine and less of an ordinary man.

    And even more unusual for a Rabbi not to be married back then. Jesus was a Rabbi, so it's very likely that he was married.


  • #57
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Pompey Magnus wrote: »
    She was mentioned in them, but in all she is a very minor character prior to yhe resurrection story, she only gets one or two mentions before Jesus dies. I don't think it is credible that the earliest sources would all fail to mention that she was his wife.

    It also was not unheard of for men at the time to be unmarried, St Paul is an example of this.

    I suspect she wasn't his wife.
    His wife probably stayed at home, looking after his old parents. And Mary Magdalene was a, well, "ardent" follower.
    In that case it would make perfect sense for the chroniclers to try and omit both of them as much as possible.


  • #58
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    She was just his assistant. All magicians have assistants.


  • #59
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Pompey Magnus wrote: »
    She was mentioned in them, but in all she is a very minor character prior to yhe resurrection story, she only gets one or two mentions before Jesus dies. I don't think it is credible that the earliest sources would all fail to mention that she was his wife.

    It also was not unheard of for men at the time to be unmarried, St Paul is an example of this.

    One verse of a Gospel, think it was Phillip, which mentions she was the companion of Jesus.

    Companion meant spouse in those days.


  • #60
    Sin City
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    And the best one of all.................



    funny-celebrity-pictures-nobody-fks-with-the-jesus.gif


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  • #61
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Sin City wrote: »
    funny-celebrity-pictures-nobody-fks-with-the-jesus.gif

    Thats just brilliant!


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