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Man accused of raping duck....

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  • #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    WTD???? :eek:


  • #3
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    In before

    F*ck a Duck:P


  • #4
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Do you know what the number 1 cause of duck rape is?

    Sexy slutty ducks...


  • #5
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    He's quackers


  • #6
    Jesus Shaves
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    i hear the duck was fair game


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  • #7
    DarkJager
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    I wonder if he also tried buquacke?


  • #8
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    I know it's a horrible horrible story and the accused guy is a sick freak, but this bit just cracked me up....
    The duck was "unable to walk," according to the father-in-law.


  • #9
    plumbball
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    The duck consented though everyone knows ducks are sluts.


  • #10
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Maybe he was playing hook-a-duck????
    Innocent until proven guilty an all that jazz.


  • #11
    Varied
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    Accully iz Dolan.


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  • #12
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Dean09 wrote: »
    I know it's a horrible horrible story and the accused guy is a sick freak, but this bit just cracked me up....

    The duck was married:eek:


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Dean09 wrote: »
    I know it's a horrible horrible story and the accused guy is a sick freak, but this bit just cracked me up....

    Waddlin all over the shop.


  • #14
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    periodictable wrote: »
    You think you've heard it all then this crops up:confused:

    http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/man-rapes-duck-in-turkish-village-.aspx?PageID=238&NID=30133&NewsCatID=341

    Ha ha ha one of the funniest articles i've read in a while.imagine your mother in law finding ya in bed with a duck!


  • #15
    JoeGil
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    Duck stuffed in Turkey.


  • #16
    mikemac1
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    Smidge wrote: »
    The duck was married:eek:

    She led him on, the hussey!


  • #17
    Boombastic
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    Did he restrain it with duck tape? :pac:


  • #18
    Varied
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    I'm not looking forward to the news stories when wabbit season is upon us. :(


  • #19
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    The 50 year-old suspect denied all accusations, calling them all "slander."

    I think he may have meant "Gander"


  • #20
    girl2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    No fukkin joke……as each day goes by, I am losing more and more faith in the human race.

    Sick sick world.


  • #21
    clappyhappy
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    All the chicks must have been gone, variety is the spice of life after all, with a bit of orange or bbq sauce.


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  • #22
    RidleyRider
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    I heard he got a good shot in the duck..


  • #23
    plumbball
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    Would you eat the duck afterwards,

    That is interesting creamy stuffing you made there.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
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    Dean09 wrote: »
    I know it's a horrible horrible story and the accused guy is a sick freak, but this bit just cracked me up....

    That's a quacker alright.


  • #25
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I know that fellow.
    he's as tight as a Duck's arse.


  • #26
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    The man tried to duck out the back but the bird kept egging him on! :D


  • #27
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I reckon the duck did lead him on, I mean she had put on perfume.





    It was an aromatic duck.










    I'll see myself out


  • #28
    Ted_YNWA
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    I just did it for the quack your honour .


  • #29
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    plumbball wrote: »
    Would you eat the duck afterwards,

    That is interesting creamy stuffing you made there.


    Sure everybody loves a creme egg, I like to scoop it out with my tongue! :p


  • #30
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Shouldn't mock him, he's clearly quackers. Anyway, the Duck led him on, he had a gander at its breast on its webbcam, turned out it was just a decoy- the real one was all crispy and wanton.


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  • #31
    akura
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    Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask “Shall we put it on your bill” Daffy says “are u thucking thupid I’ll thuffocate!”


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