Does The Naked Man Work?

The King of Moo wrote: »

Bodice ripping, lack of repulsion by genitalia, and a disdain for awkward chit chat.

All in all, a worthy combination.

the more I think about it, I think if someone tried this move on me my first thought would be "what a ****ing hero".

srm23 wrote: »

you dont get the invite back, you make an excuse of some sort to get inside like insisting on walking her home then need to use her toilet!

Honestly that's creepier than the whole stripping naked part, and anyway once you've got inside would anybody casually leave a stranger (who they had no intention of letting in) in a room alone long enough to strip/grab the valuables and make a run for it?

ringadingding wrote: »

I met a girl in Germany once...

...And she told me my cock was small.

This.

srm23 wrote: »

you are on a first date with a girl, its not a chance encounter with a stranger on the street. if the above described never happened there would never be a one night stand had ever unless the girl refuses to leave the room at any time :rolleyes:

Well lets play out your scenario of using a sudden urge to use the toilet;

Her: Well goodbye then, thanks for walking me home. Bye!
You: Oh wait.....er....I need to use the jacks....bursting
Her: Oh well you're not far from the pub, I'm sure its still open and you said you didn't live far.
You: *pleading* Really really need to go, I'll be quick I promise!
Her: er....(uneasy)...ok I guess...come in
(some key fiddling later)
You: Nice place you have.
Her: Thanks, bathroom is first door on the left.
You: Oh don't you need to go first.....go ahead, I'll just wait out here
Her: (VERY uneasy) No, I'm fine...you go on....
You: Ok
(some moments later)
Her: Ok, all better? I'll see you out.
You: Yeah thanks.....eh how about a grand tour of the place??
Her: Listen I'm feeling really tired and need to get some rest....thanks for the evening and everything......(hint)
You: I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee, you wouldn't mind popping into the kitchen and making one.
Her: (furiously trying to tap 112 into her phone secretly) I REALLY need to get some rest......do you mind leaving me alone?
You: Oh do you mind if I use your bathroom again?
Her: (WTF?!) eh you just we......ok sure go on (petrified to say no)
You: *strips down* hehe - onto a surefire thing here
Her: Oh my god... oh my god - (texts/phones any close neighbour friend who might still be awake to come over)
(comes out stark naked)
You: Hel...
WHAMM!!! Blunt force (cast iron frying pan) to the back of the head


I've probably overthought this

would probably nervously laugh, excuse myself for a moment and run out the door as fast as my legs could carry me.
the hubby cooked my dinner with just an apron on once, spent most of the time laughing, which he did not mind

srm23 wrote: »

well how'd everyone get on this weekend?

I found a naked troll in my bed. A naked troll is, naturally, a hideous sight to behold.

Oh this thread is hilarious!