Does The Naked Man Work?

Mr.Crinklewood · 23-06-2012 06:44PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did she have a hairy arse?

No.

srm23 · 23-06-2012 06:47PM

LordSmeg wrote: »

How in the fcuk can you find that more sleazy ? Its a non too pushy way of asking if she wants to get more physical. It states your intentions but gives her control without putting her under pressure. Stripping naked when she leaves the room is a borderline criminal offence. There is nothing about it that isnt sleazy.

They are different scenarios, one is a "hail mary" attempt at getting laid on the first date when you know you won't be getting the second date. its funny and charming

You said you're already kissing back in the girls place then stop her and say..."shall we take this to the bed room", which i think is sleazier

Mr Benevolent · 23-06-2012 06:48PM

In Ireland the Naked Man is a one-way ticket to being arrested. It's just some crap idea plucked from the TV. Would never work in real life unless you knew the other person VERY well.

Scioch · 23-06-2012 06:59PM

srm23 wrote: »

They are different scenarios, one is a "hail mary" attempt at getting laid on the first date when you know you won't be getting the second date. its funny and charming

You said you're already kissing back in the girls place then stop her and say..."shall we take this to the bed room", which i think is sleazier

I dont understand your logic here. A desperate attempt to ride a girl on a first date is charming ? But trying to step up an already intimate encounter is sleazy ?

If your kissing and cuddling back at her place then she's obviously into you and wants to be physical, giving her the option to take it further is the natural progression.

If you need a "hail mary" attempt to bed her because its clear there wont be a second date then all your doing is trying desperately to ride her by exposing yourself. Which is sleazy and quite pathetic to be honest.

srm23 · 14-09-2012 03:13PM

Scioch wrote: »

I dont understand your logic here. A desperate attempt to ride a girl on a first date is charming ? But trying to step up an already intimate encounter is sleazy ?

If your kissing and cuddling back at her place then she's obviously into you and wants to be physical, giving her the option to take it further is the natural progression.

If you need a "hail mary" attempt to bed her because its clear there wont be a second date then all your doing is trying desperately to ride her by exposing yourself. Which is sleazy and quite pathetic to be honest.

works two out of three times. :cool:

Mr Benevolent · 14-09-2012 03:15PM

The police get called. Only ever worked in a movie.

discus · 14-09-2012 03:25PM

It's worked 9 out of 10 times for me.

The King of Moo · 14-09-2012 03:29PM

srm23 wrote: »

works two out of three times apparently

... according to a fictional character. That doesn't make it true.

For example: accelerating to 88mph in a DeLorean outfitted with a nuclear reactor probably won't allow you to travel through time.

Scioch wrote: »

If the girl isnt a fat mess then your friend is as bent as a dogs hind leg.

Or he's just not desperate.

homemadecider · 14-09-2012 03:32PM

I thought this thread was going to be about that man who hikes around Britain in the nip, the Naked Rambler I think they call him, and whether he has a job. Now that's what I'm thinking about - does he have a naked job? Answering naked telephones somewhere with his naked hands?

novarock · 14-09-2012 03:34PM

... with sexy results

Grudaire · 14-09-2012 03:40PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

For example: accelerating to 88mph in a DeLorean outfitted with a nuclear reactor probably won't allow you to travel through time.

I tried it once, and I ended up in the future :eek:

http://xkcd.com/209/

:cool:

optimistic_ · 14-09-2012 03:51PM

srm23 wrote: »

Scioch wrote: »

I dont understand your logic here. A desperate attempt to ride a girl on a first date is charming ? But trying to step up an already intimate encounter is sleazy ?

If your kissing and cuddling back at her place then she's obviously into you and wants to be physical, giving her the option to take it further is the natural progression.

If you need a "hail mary" attempt to bed her because its clear there wont be a second date then all your doing is trying desperately to ride her by exposing yourself. Which is sleazy and quite pathetic to be honest.

works two out of three times. :cool:

Are you trolling here with this response and the other identical responses? Because you're making me want to punch you.

But please do try it out in real life. At best you'll get a criminal record, at worst some men she knows will kick you senseless.

mathie · 14-09-2012 04:01PM

discus wrote: »

It's worked 9 out of 10 times for me.

Its worked 239583 out of 290063 times for me.

tempura · 14-09-2012 04:43PM

Sar_Bear wrote: »

A girl tried it on a friend of mine. He walked into the sitting room and there she was, in the nip and almost bent over the couch. He rolled his eyes and walked straight out. He's told everyone since, and she is mortified.

She sounds like a lovely lady indeed !

discus · 14-09-2012 05:22PM

mathie wrote: »

Its worked 239583 out of 290063 times for me.

Liar.

PizzamanIRL · 14-09-2012 05:25PM

I like how the OP knows the answer to his own thread but he just wants to brag about it.

1ZRed · 14-09-2012 05:48PM

Next time I'm drunk and back at someone's house, I'm defo going to think about trying this for a laugh!

In fairness, if someone invited you back to theirs you know well were the night is generally headed. This could either fuck that up completely, or cut to the chase right there and then!

Jimoslimos · 14-09-2012 06:24PM

Yeah it worked for me alright.

Though afterwards she told me it was only necessary to remove my trousers for the prostate exam.

discus · 14-09-2012 07:06PM

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Yeah it worked for me alright.

Though afterwards she told me it was only necessary to remove my trousers for the prostate exam.

Should have done it yourself

srm23 · 14-09-2012 07:42PM

1ZRed wrote: »

Next time I'm drunk and back at someone's house, I'm defo going to think about trying this for a laugh!

In fairness, if someone invited you back to theirs you know well were the night is generally headed. This could either fuck that up completely, or cut to the chase right there and then!

well the challenge is to do it when you're not well in there & could go either way

srm23 · 14-09-2012 07:44PM

optimistic_ wrote: »

Are you trolling here with this response and the other identical responses? Because you're making me want to punch you.

internet hard man has arrived. you're just bitter because it worked zero out of three times for you. every rule has its exception.

srm23 · 14-09-2012 07:46PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'd rather set my balls on fire tbh.

jaysus each to his own, its only the naked man ffs

Colmustard · 14-09-2012 07:54PM

Originally Posted by mathie
Its worked 239583 out of 290063 times for me.

I suppose it worked 239583 times in prison but failed all the other times till they caught you.

super_furry · 14-09-2012 08:16PM

Simple answer is yes, it would work for girl and no it would not work for guys.

enfant terrible · 14-09-2012 08:26PM

srm23 wrote: »

works two out of three times apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjvQFtlNQ-M

bodice ripper · 14-09-2012 08:28PM

I think it'd work. I'm female, and I think I'd be grateful that I didn't have to navigate any awkwardness beforehand...

The King of Moo · 14-09-2012 08:30PM

srm23 wrote: »

well the challenge is to do it when you're not well in there & could go either way

If you have ready access to her bedroom then it's not going to go either way.

Unless you do something stupid to ruin the night like take all your clothes off.

Originally posted by Bodice Ripper
I think it'd work. I'm female, and I think I'd be grateful that I didn't have to navigate any awkwardness beforehand...

I'll thank you not to refer to male genitialia like that

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3ndahalfof6 · 14-09-2012 08:32PM

This is not pointless.

bodice ripper · 14-09-2012 08:35PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I'll thank you not to refer to male genitialia like that .

oh no, I am all for that, just not the chit chat.

The King of Moo · 14-09-2012 08:38PM

bodice ripper wrote: »

oh no, I am all for that, just not the chit chat.

Bodice ripping, lack of repulsion by genitalia, and a disdain for awkward chit chat.

All in all, a worthy combination.

Does The Naked Man Work?

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