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What's the best way to thank somebody?

  • 03-09-2012 12:59AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭


    Other than a nice meal and a blowjob.

    I have a friend who has really helped me out in the last 8 months. I have obviously thanked them for all they have done but it just doesn't seem enough.

    Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Click the thanks button.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Skip the meal and get straight to the blow jobs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Just forget the meal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    handshake.

    or if he's cute hand job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭Tarkus


    kkelly77 wrote: »
    Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

    Nawww, looks like you've got it covered....

    Cheers


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Are you female and is he male? If so you could let him know in no uncertain terms that he's in the friend zone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    a bj everyday for 2 months then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ruski


    Say thank you? Or get them something nice?



    Ahh fúck it, just make with the blowjob.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRy2v96uFt327f7A460wUZpwwRNGpY4duwvCihWjOsULyX-v0cO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    I'm going to have to go with 3 meals and 3 blowjobs then.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Your friend has been there for you for 8 months so 8 months of meals and bjs. Serious answer bring your friend to their favourite band or try see if there's anything they want and get it for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Get their name tattoed on your forehead
    blokes love that
    But do it classy - do it in arabic script


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ok butt sex then, him on you obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    He helped you for 8 months because he wants to get inside your pants, no other reason.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Pay them well with money.

    Obvious really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    A trip to New York...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ok, get butt naked on all 4's face down ass up, with tickets to something nice in your hands. tell him he has a choice between either end of you. if he's a true friend he will go for the hands end. if he just helped you for bonus sex, well your ****ed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,099 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    IM0 wrote: »
    ok, get butt naked on all 4's face down ass up, with tickets to something nice in your hands. tell him he has a choice between either end of you. if he's a true friend he will go for the hands end. if he just helped you for bonus sex, well your ****ed

    Given the context, the crack of the ass makes for a good ticket holder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Click the thanks button.
    Ok.



    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Pizza with a hole in the middle of the box for the blowjob.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    A trip to New York...


    Obviously! And pay for 5 friends.

    It's only a bit of shopping :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Vouchers for that persons favourite shop, or if you know something that person likes for example bj's give him vouchers for bj's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Abdul Abulbul Amir


    Senna wrote: »
    He helped you for 8 months because he wants to get inside your pants, no other reason.

    I wish I could thank this a thousand times. That's the truth right there.

    Give him an auld shag. g'wan!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    kkelly77 wrote: »
    Other than a nice meal and a blowjob.

    I have a friend who has really helped me out in the last 8 months. I have obviously thanked them for all they have done but it just doesn't seem enough.

    Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?


    Monday-Wednesday-Friday: Snog, crotch-grab, blowjob.
    Tuesday-Thursday-Sarurday: tarty makeup and on top of him.
    Sunday: Sandwich, nap, mild snog, and "see you on Monday night" snog.

    SIMPLES


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,386 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    If you really want to thank him have a threesome with one of your "girlfriends" he'll be very gratefull.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    kkelly77 wrote: »
    Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

    Send them naked photos of yourself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Thank him by stopping being such a head wrecker with your problems, he'll appreciate that more than anything*

    *besides a blowjob

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Sacrifice a goat in his honour, cook him his favourite meal, give him a card explaining how thankful you are and give him 2 no strings attached bjs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    You could make him a card. Guys love cards.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I wish I could thank this a thousand times. That's the truth right there.

    Give him an auld shag. g'wan!

    You could always French his percy.


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