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What's the best way to thank somebody?

kkelly77 · 2012-09-02 23:59:14

Other than a nice meal and a blowjob. I have a friend who has really helped me out in the last 8 months. I have obviously thanked them for all they have done but it just doesn't seem enough. Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

02-09-2012 11:59pm

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kkelly77

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Other than a nice meal and a blowjob.

I have a friend who has really helped me out in the last 8 months. I have obviously thanked them for all they have done but it just doesn't seem enough.

Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

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#2 02-09-2012 11:59pm

El Weirdo

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Click the thanks button.

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#3 03-09-2012 12:00am

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Skip the meal and get straight to the blow jobs?

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#4 03-09-2012 12:00am

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Just forget the meal

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#5 03-09-2012 12:00am

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handshake.

or if he's cute hand job.

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#6 03-09-2012 12:02am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

Nawww, looks like you've got it covered....

Cheers

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#7 03-09-2012 12:03am

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Are you female and is he male? If so you could let him know in no uncertain terms that he's in the friend zone.

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#8 03-09-2012 12:03am

IM0

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a bj everyday for 2 months then?

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#9 03-09-2012 12:04am

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Say thank you? Or get them something nice?

Ahh fúck it, just make with the blowjob.

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#10 03-09-2012 12:08am

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#11 03-09-2012 12:09am

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I'm going to have to go with 3 meals and 3 blowjobs then.

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#12 03-09-2012 12:11am

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Your friend has been there for you for 8 months so 8 months of meals and bjs. Serious answer bring your friend to their favourite band or try see if there's anything they want and get it for them.

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#13 03-09-2012 12:13am

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Get their name tattoed on your forehead
blokes love that
But do it classy - do it in arabic script

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#14 03-09-2012 12:15am

IM0

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ok butt sex then, him on you obviously

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#15 03-09-2012 12:15am

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He helped you for 8 months because he wants to get inside your pants, no other reason.

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#16 03-09-2012 12:16am

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Pay them well with money.

Obvious really.

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#17 03-09-2012 12:22am

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A trip to New York...

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#18 03-09-2012 12:28am

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ok, get butt naked on all 4's face down ass up, with tickets to something nice in your hands. tell him he has a choice between either end of you. if he's a true friend he will go for the hands end. if he just helped you for bonus sex, well your ****ed

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#19 03-09-2012 12:36am

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IM0 wrote: »

ok, get butt naked on all 4's face down ass up, with tickets to something nice in your hands. tell him he has a choice between either end of you. if he's a true friend he will go for the hands end. if he just helped you for bonus sex, well your ****ed

Given the context, the crack of the ass makes for a good ticket holder.

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#20 03-09-2012 1:03am

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El Weirdo wrote: »

Click the thanks button.

Ok.

:pac:

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#21 03-09-2012 1:17am

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Pizza with a hole in the middle of the box for the blowjob.

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#22 03-09-2012 1:27am

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General General wrote: »

A trip to New York...

Obviously! And pay for 5 friends.

It's only a bit of shopping

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#23 03-09-2012 1:35am

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Vouchers for that persons favourite shop, or if you know something that person likes for example bj's give him vouchers for bj's

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#24 03-09-2012 1:49am

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Senna wrote: »

He helped you for 8 months because he wants to get inside your pants, no other reason.

I wish I could thank this a thousand times. That's the truth right there.

Give him an auld shag. g'wan!

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#25 03-09-2012 2:44am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

Other than a nice meal and a blowjob.

I have a friend who has really helped me out in the last 8 months. I have obviously thanked them for all they have done but it just doesn't seem enough.

Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

Monday-Wednesday-Friday: Snog, crotch-grab, blowjob.
Tuesday-Thursday-Sarurday: tarty makeup and on top of him.
Sunday: Sandwich, nap, mild snog, and "see you on Monday night" snog.

SIMPLES

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#26 03-09-2012 8:39am

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If you really want to thank him have a threesome with one of your "girlfriends" he'll be very gratefull.

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#27 03-09-2012 8:41am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

Send them naked photos of yourself!

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#28 03-09-2012 9:14am

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Thank him by stopping being such a head wrecker with your problems, he'll appreciate that more than anything*

*besides a blowjob

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#29 03-09-2012 9:56am

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Sacrifice a goat in his honour, cook him his favourite meal, give him a card explaining how thankful you are and give him 2 no strings attached bjs.

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#30 03-09-2012 10:14am

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You could make him a card. Guys love cards.

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#31 03-09-2012 10:20am

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Abdul Abulbul Amir wrote: »

I wish I could thank this a thousand times. That's the truth right there.

Give him an auld shag. g'wan!

You could always French his percy.

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#32 03-09-2012 10:29am

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pickarooney wrote: »

You could always French his percy.

Put garlic and a beret on his cock?

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#33 03-09-2012 10:45am

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Obviously there's no non sexual way of thanking him....so suck it up.

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#34 03-09-2012 11:00am

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I can't believe it's gotten to this many posts without someone saying Beer. Just buy the person a slab of whatever they drink.

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#35 03-09-2012 9:05pm

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Have sex with him and then spend the rest of your life harassing him and nagging him about inconsequential rubbish. It's every man's dream.

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#36 03-09-2012 9:42pm

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Burn down his house.

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#37 03-09-2012 9:56pm

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a shift

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#38 03-09-2012 9:59pm

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Bring him to McDonalds and get him a kiddy's meal.

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#39 03-09-2012 10:24pm

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tell him yes, I will go to the prom with you

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#40 03-09-2012 11:29pm

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Am I the only one that thinks blowjobs are overrated?

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#41 03-09-2012 11:32pm

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marshbaboon wrote: »

Am I the only one that thinks blowjobs are overrated?

You just haven't found the right man yet :pac:

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#42 03-09-2012 11:33pm

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marshbaboon wrote: »

Am I the only one that thinks blowjobs are overrated?

you sure you're a dude?

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#43 04-09-2012 3:46am

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The usual fantastically humorous responses as expected from the AH crew.

I went for tickets to Tenacious D instead of the cock gargling option. It would have challenged our friendship.

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#44 04-09-2012 3:58am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

The usual fantastically humorous responses as expected from the AH crew.

I went for tickets to Tenacious D instead of the cock gargling option. It would have challenged our friendship.

Ouch he's been friend zoned. Have you ever had the talk with him? That you don't see him that way? I've done stuff for girls without actually being after something but if he did so much for you, you'd wonder what his angle was.

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#45 04-09-2012 4:00am

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pickarooney wrote: »

You could always French his percy.

I see what you did there.

No one else does of course.

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#46 04-09-2012 4:11am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

The usual fantastically humorous responses as expected from the AH crew.

I went for tickets to Tenacious D instead of the cock gargling option. It would have challenged our friendship.

he'd rather the blowjob....
Ahem...

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#47 04-09-2012 5:08am

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Slit his throat and stamp on his neck as he lies on the ground bleeding to death.

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#48 04-09-2012 7:01am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

The usual fantastically humorous responses as expected from the AH crew.

I went for tickets to Tenacious D instead of the cock gargling option. It would have challenged our friendship.

I'd say he's raging,bloody tickets.

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#49 04-09-2012 7:10am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

Any advice from the AH team as to what I could do, besides 2 meals and 2 blowjobs?

As I always say, the best gift you can give anyone is time.

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#50 04-09-2012 7:24am

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kkelly77 wrote: »

The usual fantastically humorous responses as expected from the AH crew.

I went for tickets to Tenacious D instead of the cock gargling option. It would have challenged our friendship.

You should have brought your new man along to the gig and worn the face off him in front of your mate. That way you'd be subtly letting him know you appreciate him as one of your closest girlfriends.

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#51 04-09-2012 7:34am

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Take him to bed, tie him down and then take a **** on his chest, and when you're done just leave. He'll appreciate that.

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