Anyone got any absolute sure-fire ways to wake up after minimal sleep?

hatrickpatrick · 2012-09-01 15:44:06

Sceal is as follows: I'm heading to Electric Picnic tomorrow, by bus from Dublin. Last bus leaves Custom House Quay at 1PM, realistically I'll have to be out of my house in Sandycove by 11:15 to get the dart into town and allow for all possible disaster scenarios (dart is delayed, last bus is full or leaves early so I have…

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#32 01-09-2012 08:45PM

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I often put a close peg half way down my penis and drink plenty of water, when you go to bed the pain will be a little uncomfortable but by morning you will have an errection due to having a full bladder and the pain of the close peg will be unbearable -causing you too wake up

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#33 01-09-2012 08:47PM

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sock puppet wrote: »

Also surely 4 or 5 hours sleep is enough to get by?

:eek: I need 10-12 hours sleep. I would feel irritable and hungover after just 4-5 hours, especially if I was out the night before.

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#34 01-09-2012 09:14PM

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Op, there's already a "first world problems" thread just over there ==> 4/5 hours ffs. Ie, as per normal.

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#35 01-09-2012 09:15PM

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Lighted matches between your toes?

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#36 01-09-2012 09:15PM

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You have to be out of the house at 11:15? If your going to struggle to get up at this time after a regular night out you may not survive a music festival.

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