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    #32
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    dchris wrote: »
    After the first one or two he is grand. it is just the initial pint or two, he is off with the squints. it aint for the whole night

    He should probably eat more fibre before he goes out so. I dunno though, hate to be him :pac:


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    #33
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    johnwest288 wrote: »
    bull**** liquid cant go through your system that fast

    I don't think it is the liquid going through him. I am presume the initial intake of alcohol is causing some kind of adverse reaction in his system and gives him diarrhoea and then it sorts itself out..


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    #34
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    He should probably eat more fibre before he goes out so. I dunno though, hate to be him :pac:

    Maybe that is it, maybe he doesn't eat before going out.. I will ask him next time. I am just very inquisitive and wonder why things happen. I know it's a odd subject, but if it was me I'd defo want to know


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    #35
    donegal_road
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,281 ✭✭✭donegal_road


    simple solution, go get a full set of bloods done at the doctors, the results will include liver function, kidney function, thyroid etc. they will be able to tell your friend if everything is ok in the renal dept. Maybe he should do this sometime soon


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    #36
    Kat1170
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    dchris wrote: »
    All alcohol. He drinks wine sometimes if we go out for dinner. Am maybe 30% worried 70% intrigued as to why it happens. Maybe it is normal, but never happened to me. You thinking some kind of intolerance? I had thought that, but it is only the last year or so I recall him bringing it up, we been drinking together for about 10 years.

    Jaysus, thats some sick shit:D


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    #37
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    johnwest288 wrote: »
    bull**** liquid cant go through your system that fast

    You've clearly never tried diet coke, so full of aspartame that it's a more effective laxative than clean prep!

    Whatever about alcohol intake leaving you three sheets to the wind, diet coke can leave you reeling like you've three cheeks to the toilet bowl in the space of ten minutes!


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    #38
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    Tell him to work it out with a pencil


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    #39
    Ghandee
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    say_who_now? wrote: »
    You've clearly never tried diet coke, so full of aspartame that it's a more effective laxative than clean prep!

    Whatever about alcohol intake leaving you three sheets to the wind, diet coke can leave you reeling like you've three cheeks to the toilet bowl in the space of ten minutes!

    I was in a Shop one lunch time buying a sambo and asked for a bottle of coke zero or diet coke, cant remember exactly, but suddenly a South African fella who was in the queue behind me started to lecture me about Aspartame!

    I'd never heard of it before then, but he proceeded to harp on for a few minutes as to how I would be better to drink the full sugar coike, as the diet stuff was full of aspartame it would cause cancer and blah blah blah .......

    In the end up his wife had to tell him to shut it, and i began to see death by aspartame a kinder death than him fcuking trying to bore me to it!

    Incidentally, I drink coke zero because I like it! Fcuk what sugar is in the other stuff, I prefer the Zero kind!


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    #40
    hoochis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭hoochis


    Kat1170 wrote: »
    Jaysus, thats some sick shit:D

    Come on now, put a cork in it!


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    #41
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    could be coeliac?
    Try cider, spirits and wine instead of beer / stout


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    #42
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    Ghandee wrote: »
    say_who_now? wrote: »
    You've clearly never tried diet coke, so full of aspartame that it's a more effective laxative than clean prep!

    Whatever about alcohol intake leaving you three sheets to the wind, diet coke can leave you reeling like you've three cheeks to the toilet bowl in the space of ten minutes!

    I was in a Shop one lunch time buying a sambo and asked for a bottle of coke zero or diet coke, cant remember exactly, but suddenly a South African fella who was in the queue behind me started to lecture me about Aspartame!

    I'd never heard of it before then, but he proceeded to harp on for a few minutes as to how I would be better to drink the full sugar coike, as the diet stuff was full of aspartame it would cause cancer and blah blah blah .......

    In the end up his wife had to tell him to shut it, and i began to see death by aspartame a kinder death than him fcuking trying to bore me to it!

    Incidentally, I drink coke zero because I like it! Fcuk what sugar is in the other stuff, I prefer the Zero kind!


    Should've just told him blow it out the other end! All that is mythical debunked nonsense about the cancerous risks, etc, but they use splenda now in coke zero and its not as viscous as the diet coke. I think the irony of calling it diet coke has less to do with sugar content than the fact it leaves you with a colon clean as a windsock!


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    #43
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    ^I like the word windsock... sounds kinda funny... :pac:


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    #44
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    Tell him to work it out with a pencil

    I don't think it needs working out :D It comes out almost involuntary


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    #45
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    m4gpul wrote: »
    After Hours? Really? Of all the health subforums out there?
    He knew he would get the best advice here


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    #46
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    Two heaped tablespoons of Bisto, and a butt plug should keep it under control.


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    #47
    notinmyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭notinmyname


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    ^I like the word windsock... sounds kinda funny... :pac:

    Is their a moderator with that name around here somewere?


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    #48
    BlueSmoker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭BlueSmoker


    dchris wrote: »
    haha quality! No he manages to make it to the jax! It actually isn't me, but trips to the pub with him on a Wednesday have been pretty crap lol He won't go any where that doesn't have " good facilities" He's a real pain in the arse ...

    He drinks lager. I think he drinks a lot though, more than he tells me. I go out with him 1 day a week.

    In all seriousness I was worried it could be a sign of being an alcoholic .

    Very possibly, I've heard it happen to alcoholics, but long term alcholoics. I also know people with IBS, that when the drink their stomachs in bits afterwards. Very possible he is allergic to something in the lager he drink. Get him to see a GP because it isn't normal, and he needs to get it checked out :)


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    #49
    yoursaviour1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 288 ✭✭yoursaviour1989


    Ms. Captain M wrote: »
    Tell him to work it out with a pencil

    Joke makes no sense in this context


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