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A friend of a friend, not me, I swear.. :/

  • 30-08-2012 08:31PM
    #1
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭


    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?
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  • #2
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    He/you has/have the AID!!! :eek:


  • #3
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    dchris wrote: »
    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?

    Maybe it runs in his jeans?


  • #4
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Definitely AIDS. AIDS or leprosy ...


  • #5
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Does he drink Bulmers pear?


  • #6
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    What's the problem? You've got an empty glass haven't you?


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  • #7
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Bulmers Pear?
    Damn you Oranage2!


  • #8
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    They sell adult nappies you know


  • #9
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    dchris wrote: »
    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?

    That would be a definite Yes.


  • #10
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    tell them to have a good feed before hitting the pints, problem sorted


  • #11
    m4gpul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 ✭m4gpul


    After Hours? Really? Of all the health subforums out there?


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  • #12
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    haha quality! No he manages to make it to the jax! It actually isn't me, but trips to the pub with him on a Wednesday have been pretty crap lol He won't go any where that doesn't have " good facilities" He's a real pain in the arse ...

    He drinks lager. I think he drinks a lot though, more than he tells me. I go out with him 1 day a week.

    In all seriousness I was worried it could be a sign of being an alcoholic .


  • #13
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    All alcohol or just beer?


  • #14
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    m4gpul wrote: »
    After Hours? Really? Of all the health subforums out there?
    Yes maybe it should be moved.. I don't really get the swing of things on here. Each time I post something it gets moved..


  • #15
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    All alcohol or just beer?

    All alcohol. He drinks wine sometimes if we go out for dinner. Am maybe 30% worried 70% intrigued as to why it happens. Maybe it is normal, but never happened to me. You thinking some kind of intolerance? I had thought that, but it is only the last year or so I recall him bringing it up, we been drinking together for about 10 years.


  • #16
    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,426 ✭✭✭testicle


    dchris wrote: »
    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?

    Perfectly normal. That's why everyone goes to the toilet quite often after "breaking the seal"


  • #17
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Irritable bowel syndrome, bowel cancer, take your pick.


  • #18
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    testicle wrote: »
    Perfectly normal. That's why everyone goes to the toilet quite often after "breaking the seal"

    I must be lucky then. I only have to slash when I'm out. But I am a bit of a clean freak, so loo's I haven't cleaned myself don't get used ... Too much information I am sure.. But sure we are all friends here :confused:


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dchris wrote: »
    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?

    You should go to a doctor.


  • #20
    hoochis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭hoochis


    So thats what the D stands for in your username!


  • #21
    johnwest288
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭johnwest288


    bull**** liquid cant go through your system that fast


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  • #22
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSphnRYhCvE



    OP I wrote a song about you.


  • #23
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Tell him to go to his GP.


  • #24
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    My friend needs to go toilet before we've finished our first beer every time we drink without fail, alcohol is a laxative to some people, coffee is another.
    On the other hand caffiene is a diuretic, people are complex creatures.
    Once you don't have cancer you'll be fine, but, will probably need nappies if you make it to 90.


  • #25
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Would he not just stop drinking? I love a drink but if it gave me diarrhea every time I'd definitely quit!


  • #26
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    dchris wrote: »
    A "friend of a friend" complains of getting diarrhoea each time he drinks alcohol. I don't mean after a night of it, but almost immediately after taking the first drink. Is that normal. Or does this "friend of a friend" have something wrong with them?

    He drinks Bulmers Pear or Guinness.


  • #27
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    johnwest288 wrote: »
    bull**** liquid cant go through your system that fast

    Maybe its already in his bowels but the liquid (alcohol) triggers the symptons?

    Pretty shítty predicament either way.


  • #28
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    Confab wrote: »
    He drinks Bulmers Pear or Guinness.

    Heineken usually mate


  • #29
    martingriff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,842 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    dchris wrote: »
    haha quality! No he manages to make it to the jax! It actually isn't me, but trips to the pub with him on a Wednesday have been pretty crap lol He won't go any where that doesn't have " good facilities" He's a real pain in the arse ...

    He drinks lager. I think he drinks a lot though, more than he tells me. I go out with him 1 day a week.

    In all seriousness I was worried it could be a sign of being an alcoholic .

    :D:D:cool:


  • #30
    dchris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭dchris


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    Would he not just stop drinking? I love a drink but if it gave me diarrhea every time I'd definitely quit!


    After the first one or two he is grand. it is just the initial pint or two, he is off with the squints. it aint for the whole night


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  • #31
    martingriff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,842 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Maybe its already in his bowels but the liquid (alcohol) triggers the symptons?

    Pretty shítty predicament either way.

    More ways than one


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