Favourite quotes?

TeddyTedson · 26-08-2012 05:29PM #1

What's peoples favourite quotes. They can be from anywhere.

One of my favourites would have to be...
..."In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!"

Perhaps not the most insightful or then again perhaps it is. Depends on your perspective I guess.

dr.bollocko · 26-08-2012 05:31PM

"Don't make me get sick into my own scorn"

Black books.

DonalN · 26-08-2012 05:34PM

"If you find yourself going through Hell, keep going"

-Winston Churchill

Sonics2k · 26-08-2012 05:35PM

It's in my sig.

marcsignal · 26-08-2012 05:35PM

"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception"

Groucho Marx

mauzo · 26-08-2012 05:39PM

BUS W*NKERS!!!!

spankysue · 26-08-2012 05:44PM

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex"

Spike Milligan

Rasheed · 26-08-2012 05:47PM

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I squandered.

George Best.

nungesser · 26-08-2012 05:48PM

"F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke 'em if they can't take a F*ck"
Bette Midler

Ghandee · 26-08-2012 05:48PM

I like big butts and i cannot lie.

Sir mix a lot.

cartell_best · 26-08-2012 05:50PM

"Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, do not put up with
people who are reckless with yours"

Baz Luhrmann

Mr. Manager · 26-08-2012 05:52PM

Shít happens when you party naked

- Thurman Merman.

Festy · 26-08-2012 05:52PM

"I have to return some videotapes" Patrick Bateman

Great for getting out of any social situation.

minidazzler · 26-08-2012 05:53PM

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" - Hank Moody Californication, Stolen from the NOFX song The Moron Brothers

Savage Tyrant · 26-08-2012 05:53PM

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be 100% sure of their authenticity.
- "Abraham Lincoln"

Thophder · 26-08-2012 05:54PM

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” ~ Nora Roberts

pookiesboo · 26-08-2012 05:56PM

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans" - Woody Allen

christmas2012 · 26-08-2012 05:57PM

if you cant love me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best - marylin monroe

Icaras · 26-08-2012 06:03PM

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm.
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -- Cliff Clavin

luckyfrank · 26-08-2012 06:08PM

We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard

JFK

sweeney1971 · 26-08-2012 06:15PM

My friend had a good one on men and I suppose it works on women as well.

'Why have the same wallpaper in everyroom? You will soon get sick of it.

HalloweenJack · 26-08-2012 06:19PM

"Closure is bull**** and I would like to find the man who invented closure and shove a giant closure plaque up his ass." - James Ellroy

MaxSteele · 26-08-2012 06:21PM

"I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world. But I DO know .... that if you don't let us **** this asshole ... we are going to have our dicks AND our pussies..

All.Covered.In.**** " All right so it's not a quote, but you get the message :P

Ronin247 · 26-08-2012 06:22PM

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out

Martin Niemoller.

inmyday · 26-08-2012 06:24PM

"Voting is like marriage, no matter who you get, it turns out bad. Except if youre rich."

Al Bundy, married with children

Chavways · 26-08-2012 06:28PM

'TITS. HOO AHH.'

Al Pacino.

admiralofthefleet · 26-08-2012 06:36PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Shít happens when you party naked

- Thurman Merman.

im an eating drinking shitting fucking santa clause

- billy bob thornton

the whole film is a quote fest

Seans_Username · 26-08-2012 06:40PM

"Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fúcking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die"

The King of Moo · 26-08-2012 06:41PM

My sig.

cartell_best · 26-08-2012 06:42PM

Seans_Username wrote: »

"Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fúcking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die"

Trainspotting...how bad! sound....

Lollers · 26-08-2012 06:42PM

If you really want something in life, you have to work for it.

Now quiet, they are going to announce the lottery numbers - Homer.

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