Favourite quotes?

TeddyTedson

What's peoples favourite quotes. They can be from anywhere.

One of my favourites would have to be...
..."In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!"

Perhaps not the most insightful or then again perhaps it is. Depends on your perspective I guess.

dr.bollocko

"Don't make me get sick into my own scorn"

Black books.

DonalN

"If you find yourself going through Hell, keep going"

-Winston Churchill

Sonics2k

It's in my sig.

marcsignal

"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception"

Groucho Marx

mauzo

BUS W*NKERS!!!!

spankysue

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex"

Spike Milligan

Rasheed

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I squandered.

George Best.

nungesser

"F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke, and joke 'em if they can't take a F*ck"
Bette Midler

Ghandee

I like big butts and i cannot lie.

Sir mix a lot.

cartell_best

"Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, do not put up with
people who are reckless with yours"

Baz Luhrmann

Mr. Manager

Shít happens when you party naked

- Thurman Merman.

Festy

"I have to return some videotapes" Patrick Bateman


Great for getting out of any social situation.

minidazzler

"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister" - Hank Moody Californication, Stolen from the NOFX song The Moron Brothers

Savage Tyrant

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be 100% sure of their authenticity.
- "Abraham Lincoln"

Thophder

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” ~ Nora Roberts

pookiesboo

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans" - Woody Allen

christmas2012

if you cant love me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best - marylin monroe

Icaras

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm.
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -- Cliff Clavin

luckyfrank

We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard

JFK

sweeney1971

My friend had a good one on men and I suppose it works on women as well.

'Why have the same wallpaper in everyroom? You will soon get sick of it.

HalloweenJack

"Closure is bull**** and I would like to find the man who invented closure and shove a giant closure plaque up his ass." - James Ellroy

MaxSteele

"I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world. But I DO know .... that if you don't let us **** this asshole ... we are going to have our dicks AND our pussies..

All.Covered.In.**** " All right so it's not a quote, but you get the message :P

Ronin247

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out


Martin Niemoller.

inmyday

"Voting is like marriage, no matter who you get, it turns out bad. Except if youre rich."

Al Bundy, married with children

Chavways

'TITS. HOO AHH.'

Al Pacino.

admiralofthefleet

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Shít happens when you party naked

- Thurman Merman.

im an eating drinking shitting fucking santa clause

- billy bob thornton

the whole film is a quote fest

Seans_Username

"Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fúcking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die"

The King of Moo

My sig.

cartell_best

Seans_Username wrote: »

"Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fúcking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die"

Trainspotting...how bad! sound....

Lollers

If you really want something in life, you have to work for it.

Now quiet, they are going to announce the lottery numbers - Homer.

Daveysil15

A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.

You lose money chasing women, but you never lose women chasing money.

admiralofthefleet

i would love it if we beat them, i would love it if we beat them.

-kevin keegan C96-ish

phasers

"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak."

generalmental

A question that sometimes drives me hazy, Am I or the others crazy

Albert Einstein

peasant

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

Whatsernamex33

"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
- Billie Joe Armstrong.

Smeggy

"I desperately wanna make love to a school boy."
-Lloyd Christmas

Colmustard

GrouchO Marx

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana,"

Kxiii

Photons have mass! I didn't know they were catholic.

Woody Allen.

cometogether

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life- Muhammad Ali

Shryke

I should post something deep and meaningful but I do love In the Loop.

Jamie MacDonald: All right, that's enough with the ****ing Oxbridge pleasantries.
Toby Wright: Wh... What's Oxbridge about saying hello?
Jamie MacDonald: SHUT IT, Love Actually! You want me to hole-punch your face?

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Simon Foster: That's not supposed to be out there...
Malcolm Tucker: Well, it is out there, it's out there now, lurking like a big hairy rapist at a coach station. You know, if I could, I'd punch you into paralysis!



I always ask everyone eventually if they've seen In the Loop. I'm always disappointed when they haven't.
In fact watch this.

Darius.Tr

"Trying is the first step towards failure"
-Homer Simpson

"One good thing about music, when it hits you you feel no pain"
-Bob Marley

retroactive

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

"Truth, like all other good things, may be loved unwisely - may be pursued too keenly - may cost too much"
-Pearse v Pearse [1846] on Legal Advice Privilege

"“Yes, I could have been a judge but I never had the Latin …, I just never had enough of it to get through the rigorous judging exams. They're noted for their rigour. People came staggering out saying ‘My God, what a rigorous exam’ and so I became a miner instead … all in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what is more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with the judges.”—Peter Cook"

"Property tax, water charges, rising fuel prices... Economically speaking, We're no longer in a recession... this is the new normal and you had better get used to it" -Anon

AnonoBoy

"F*ck the lot of ye. Seriously. F*ck. The. Lot. Of. Ye" - AnonoBoy.

Pherekydes

"People are all the same, except when they are different."

Abdullahi El-Tom.

rubadubduba

"Ain't Nothin' Goin' on But the Rent"

Gwen Guthrie.

Wanderer2010

"Whoever gossips too you will gossip about you"

"When you are 20 you care about what people think of you, when you are 40 you dont care what people think of you and when you are 60, you find out people dont think of you at all...."

"When living life, backs to the wall at all times"

wp_rathead

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance- it is the illusion of knowledge"
-Stephen Hawking

later12

"When the Lord sent me forth into the world, he forbade me to put off my hat to any man, high or low" - George Fox.

I'm not a religious person, but this quote has stuck with me since I heard it as a boy. It's not so much that you should somehow disoblige your fellow man, but that you should see yourself as nothing less, or nothing more, than his very equal, and he yours. Or she yours, as it may be.

Ciderswigger

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller