Who is the biggest tosser you have ever met?

mikemac1 · 26-08-2012 02:20PM

Someone who has an Arts degree is looking down on others? :pac:

Biggins · 26-08-2012 02:21PM

So many to chose from but they were all Irish politicians. Thought they were better than all the rest of the population.
One sticks out in my mind but the person is no longer a TD.
I doubt the persons personality has changed much though.

admiralofthefleet · 26-08-2012 02:25PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Kerry McFadden or Katona as she is now

Pure wagon

Used to be around Artane in Dublin when himself Brian would be visiting the family

None of the locals liked her

Brian was sound though, nice lad

he used to play with killester celtic, real down to earth fella.

the biggest tosser ive met is sinead o connor. ive met her countless times and she somehow manages to be even more of a cunt every time i meet her

one of the soundest ive ever met is michael mc elhatton (rats from spin the bottle). he regularly drinks in my local in harolds cross and gets 'HOWYA RATS' shouted at him a lot. he laughs his head off and has a chat. sound bloke. i think the fact that he is extremely well spoken puts people off and makes them think he is a tosser

admiralofthefleet · 26-08-2012 02:27PM

Biggins wrote: »

So many to chose from but they were all Irish politicians. Thought they were better than all the rest of the population.
One sticks out in my mind but the person is no longer a TD.
I doubt the persons personality has changed much though.

its not dick roche is it? he's a right thunderbollox

mikemac1 · 26-08-2012 02:27PM

Biggins wrote: »

One sticks out in my mind but the person is no longer a TD.
I doubt the persons personality has changed much though.

You do this a bit biggins

Write a few lines but never name them

Just name this person, were they from the Wee county?

wp_rathead · 26-08-2012 02:32PM

surprised no one said Bouncers- I'v friends who are bouncers and I know the **** they have to put up with but some bouncers are just CNUTS for no reason- power tripping pr!cks

Biggins · 26-08-2012 02:35PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

You do this a bit biggins

Write a few lines but never name them

Just name this person, were they from the Wee county?

I don't want to get in trouble with boards.ie for naming the person.
And I don't want boards.ie to get in possible trouble with the person.
Sorry.

mikom · 26-08-2012 02:36PM

Biggins wrote: »

I don't want to get in trouble with boards.ie for naming the person.
And I don't want boards.ie to get in possible trouble with the person.
Sorry.

Green party?

twistyj · 26-08-2012 02:45PM

Hands down this person is the biggest tosser i have ever met!!!

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

They really need to get their act together, seriously!! :mad:

Cork boy 55 · 26-08-2012 02:48PM

Moses used to wreak my head.

kowloon · 26-08-2012 02:49PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

its not dick roche is it? he's a right thunderbollox

My new favorite term. I'll be throwing this into every conversation for the next week.

Lawrence1895 · 26-08-2012 02:55PM

The current minister for jobs, enterprise and innovation

Quorum · 26-08-2012 02:58PM

Was talking to a male classmate once after they had a played at a school talent show. This eejit he played in a band with was there (didn't go to our school) and said to male schoolfriend "I didn't know you were friends with so many beautiful girls" in the smarmy manner of a rockstar who is beating the ladeez off with a stick. He played in a truly shít teenage cover band that toured the pubs of this particular West of Ireland area. Rock and/or roll.

Jogathon · 26-08-2012 03:01PM

twistyj wrote: »

Hands down this person is the biggest tosser i have ever met!!!

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

They really need to get their act together, seriously!! :mad:

Actually got a fright!!!

mauzo · 26-08-2012 03:03PM

twistyj wrote: »

Hands down this person is the biggest tosser i have ever met!!!

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

They really need to get their act together, seriously!! :mad:

She's a bleedin ride!!!!!

ITS_A_BADGER · 26-08-2012 03:06PM

bobbytables wrote: »

I think the best way to treat people like that is to beat them with their own sh1t,
E.g. respond in a condescending tone, stating that a fiver is a lot less tha what most other patrons would have offered you in similar circumstances.

Exploit people like that to your advantage. Especially in front of their mates.

That'll learn them.

haha would be class to do that, but id more then likely be reported for extortion to the HR manager then

good plan tho

SCOOP 64 · 26-08-2012 03:10PM

twistyj wrote: »

Hands down this person is the biggest tosser i have ever met!!!

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

They really need to get their act together, seriously!! :mad:

How come this comes up with my sons proflle?

Shryke · 26-08-2012 03:11PM

wprathead wrote: »

surprised no one said Bouncers- I'v friends who are bouncers and I know the **** they have to put up with but some bouncers are just CNUTS for no reason- power tripping pr!cks

You're right to say some are awful but all the bouncers that I know personally are the soundest and most good humoured people out there. I just wanted to get that in.

Biggins wrote: »

I don't want to get in trouble with boards.ie for naming the person.
And I don't want boards.ie to get in possible trouble with the person.
Sorry.

But then don't bother posting? I don't mean any offense but these posts you make are always way too vague. If they were a little tantalising it would be some fun but they're too innocuous for that. Teasing about teasing a hint is a little much.

narddog · 26-08-2012 03:11PM

I used to work with this guy. Big baldy ****er with a horribly smug attitude of being just that bit better than the rest of us.

Used to have a picture of his wife and kid on his computer as a screen saver. She was, tbf, a beauty and someone I defintely wouldn't toss out of bed for eating chips. He must have been hung like a donkey 'cos he wasn't attracting women with his natural beauty or wit.

Anyways, we had a company night out, and he walks into the room with her, naturally, on his arm. Dressed up, she looked even better than the screensaver! He turned to me, smiled and remarked "you probaly thought I was making her up, didn't you". I had two thoughts in my mind after he said this.
1. You smug prick.
2. You jammy ****er.

suicide_circus · 26-08-2012 03:12PM

Kitty-kitty wrote: »

I'm not naming which one but I've had the displeasure of dealing with one of the former Lord Mayors of Dublin in work and been given some serious 'do you know who I am' attitude.

It'd be along the same lines of me ringing Electric Ireland and refusing to give any details but my name and my job title.

Royston Brady per chance?

BarackPyjama · 26-08-2012 03:15PM

I had some fantastical rant about a famous person that I've never met but wanted to disparage because they're better than me. But I've forgotten it now because I'm a tosser.

PieForPi · 26-08-2012 03:19PM

nig1 wrote: »

How come this comes up with my sons proflle?

Looks like your son is a well renowned tosser, I'm afraid.

ITS_A_BADGER · 26-08-2012 03:24PM

nig1 wrote: »

How come this comes up with my sons proflle?

LOL if your serious then your son left his facebook profile logged on on that computer giving you a chance to be nosey :P

If you not serious then ignore this post :pac:

NegativeCreep · 26-08-2012 03:27PM

Can't remember his name but he was a real famous dart player (apparently) I think he may have been called Barney or something.
Anyway, he was in the bar I used to work in for some charity tournament thing. He expected me to find a chipper that was open at half 2 in the morning just so he could get a snack box. Fat bastard. He went off and told his bodyguard/friend to go over and roar at me for ages because of it.
When I explained that, as floor staff, it wasn't my job to ring chippers for "famous" people, he went off in a huff and I got an earful from the manager about it. Nearly got fired just because he's fat.

Ould Mr Brennan · 26-08-2012 03:30PM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Can't remember his name but he was a real famous dart player (apparently) I think he may have been called Barney or something.
Anyway, he was in the bar I used to work in for some charity tournament thing. He expected me to find a chipper that was open at half 2 in the morning just so he could get a snack box. Fat bastard. He went off and told his bodyguard/friend to go over and roar at me for ages because of it.
When I explained that, as floor staff, it wasn't my job to ring chippers for "famous" people, he went off in a huff and I got an earful from the manager about it. Nearly got fired just because he's fat.

+1 for that. An asshole of the highest order

markc1184 · 26-08-2012 03:31PM

My old neighbour was definitely the biggest tosser I've come across. He used to come home a few days a week drunk, tease my dog until he would start barking, then react to the dog barking. In one particular week, he spat, threw an empty whiskey bottle and also a steak knife at my dog. Thankfully he is in Canada now so is someone else's problem now.

Biggins · 26-08-2012 03:35PM

Shryke wrote: »

But then don't bother posting? I don't mean any offense but these posts you make are always way too vague. If they were a little tantalising it would be some fun but they're too innocuous for that. Teasing about teasing a hint is a little much.

Apologies.
I've met many a 'tosser' but by far the majority of them have been the long term entrenched politicians of Ireland.
The ones that have long adopted an air/attitude of "We are better than you!" and look down their noses at the people.
Fianna Fail top members made the vast bulk of them.

SCOOP 64 · 26-08-2012 03:39PM

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

LOL if your serious then your son left his facebook profile logged on on that computer giving you a chance to be nosey :P

If you not serious then ignore this post :pac:

I thought he knew my son!!! LOL

Shryke · 26-08-2012 03:43PM

Biggins wrote: »

Apologies.
I've met many a 'tosser' but by far the majority of them have been the long term entrenched politicians of Ireland.
The ones that have long adopted an air/attitude of "We are better than you!" and look down their noses at the people.
Fianna Fail top members made the vast bulk of them.

That's fair enough. I would be shocked if it was otherwise.

Duggys Housemate · 26-08-2012 03:45PM

nig1 wrote: »

How come this comes up with my sons proflle?

Probably the poster thinks your son a tosser.

Who is the biggest tosser you have ever met?

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