Who is the biggest tosser you have ever met?

Adyx · 26-08-2012 04:25AM

mauzo wrote: »

Have to say I'm shocked you said aslan. I've met them and drank with them a few times and think they are such genuine, funny lads. I think they are hilarious, and very very down to earth.

Reminds me of the time I was in my local. A famous band were there because its the singers local too. One of my friends met him in the toilet and said Jesus haven't seen you here since you got famous. He then went on to say how much he hated the other lads in the band and everyone in the pub thinks they are knobs.

Out they walked from the toilets lol

Maybe I caught them on a bad day then, or maybe barstaff are beneath them. :pac:

To be honest a lot of musicians can be like that sometimes (and I say that as a bass player myself). I actually go out of my way to avoid my local music instrument stores cause I always felt they were looking down on me cause I wasn't part of the local musos clique.

Obviously working in a bar means I tend to meet more than my fair share of Joe Public tossers too.

LaVail · 26-08-2012 04:30AM

Adyx wrote: »

Maybe I caught them on a bad day then, or maybe barstaff are beneath them. :pac:

To be honest a lot of musicians can be like that sometimes (and I say that as a bass player myself). I actually go out of my way to avoid my local music instrument stores cause I always felt they were looking down on me cause I wasn't part of the local musos clique.

Obviously working in a bar means I tend to meet more than my fair share of Joe Public tossers too.

The night I was drinking with aslan in ballybunion they had played a gig there and all through the night people I knew kept stealing Christy's shoes and asking him if he wanted heroin trying to be "funny".. If it was me I would have lost it but he even chatted to the same fckers after the show that tried to ruin his night. Very nice guy and maybe he was just having a bad night when you met him.

mauzo · 26-08-2012 04:31AM

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

Name the band of gtfo.
Seriously.

Someones socks are in a twist tonight.....

Seeing as you asked ever so politely, twas the script

Duck Soup · 26-08-2012 05:04AM

A certain Northern Irish ex Formula 1 driver. Spent half a day in his company when he was doing some promotional shyte. Went out of his way to be a tosser. The girls who had been assigned to him as handlers took it in alternate two hour shifts, as no one could stand his company for longer than that.

Mr Blobby · 26-08-2012 05:16AM

My Hand......

LaVail · 26-08-2012 05:21AM

blobby360 wrote: »

My Hand......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGwwEzefyAw

Father Damo · 26-08-2012 05:34AM

mauzo wrote: »

Someones socks are in a twist tonight.....

Seeing as you asked ever so politely, twas the script

I thought you said a famous band!

mauzo · 26-08-2012 05:46AM

Father Damo wrote: »

mauzo wrote: »

Someones socks are in a twist tonight.....

Seeing as you asked ever so politely, twas the script

I thought you said a famous band!

Yeah, I didn't see that witty reply coming at all.

Nodin · 26-08-2012 06:27AM

marshbaboon wrote: »

Lars Ulrich. My GOD what a complete and utter stain on humanity.

Do please expand.

Ulysses Gaze · 26-08-2012 06:30AM

Four or five people I went to school with.

Meeting them ten years after I've left just reaffirms that they were, are and always will be tossers of the highest order.

Peter85 · 26-08-2012 06:34AM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Four or five people I went to school with.

Meeting them ten years after I've left just reaffirms that they were, are and always will be tossers of the highest order.

Im sure Ulysses Gaze

zcorpian88 · 26-08-2012 07:00AM

marshbaboon wrote: »

Lars Ulrich. My GOD what a complete and utter stain on humanity.

Do tell, please do tell

Sunnyisland · 26-08-2012 07:09AM

My cousin he must be the obnoxious person I ever met, Its actually quite fascinating listening to him at the start as Your thinking Is this person a real human being.

telecaster · 26-08-2012 12:09PM

LaVail wrote: »

all through the night people I knew kept stealing Christy's shoes...

You steal one shoe, then the other.....surely the game can't last through the night?

Duckworth_Luas · 26-08-2012 12:15PM

I once had to sit beside Cork radio presenter Neil Prendeville on an Aer Lingus flight from Lindon. What a tosser!

Ted! · 26-08-2012 12:19PM

marshbaboon wrote: »

Lars Ulrich. My GOD what a complete and utter stain on humanity.

He gave us One and it was amazing!

Stunning double pounding, with passion, showing amazing dexterity and so for that, I'll forgive him all.

Oh and he's good at the drums too.

bobbytables · 26-08-2012 12:27PM

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

he goes we'll see about that and stuffs a fiver into my shirt pocket and i politely declined and gave it back to him, he got thick and went off to the restaurant then

I think the best way to treat people like that is to beat them with their own sh1t,
E.g. respond in a condescending tone, stating that a fiver is a lot less tha what most other patrons would have offered you in similar circumstances.

Exploit people like that to your advantage. Especially in front of their mates.

That'll learn them.

ollkiller · 26-08-2012 12:28PM

Ted! wrote: »

He gave us One and it was amazing!

Stunning double pounding, with passion, showing amazing dexterity and so for that, I'll forgive him all.

Oh and he's good at the drums too.

He's one of the worst drummers out there. When Lombardo filled in for him when he was injured the difference was amazing. Lars is a joke drummer.

Biggest tosser. Padraig Flynn. Boy did he think he **** smelt like roses.

marshbaboon · 26-08-2012 12:33PM

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Do tell, please do tell

Nodin wrote: »

Do please expand.

Not just him tbh, the whole band from my experience. Got a call from their PR guy when I was working in an Airport hotel in the early hours. They wanted to book out a wing of the hotel so they could have a shower before flying out on their private jet after a gig.

Their contact had said he wanted to make sure no one would know they were there, because they wanted some privacy. They strolled in through a crowd of people, surrounded by roadies... and what I'm guessing were bodyguards... sat down in the lobby, and when two guys that had been to the gig came over to ask them for an autograph James & Lars just did a shooing motion with their hands and told them to f*ck off.

Where do you think the money for your private jet came from...
Absolute d*ckheads...

Cantona's Collars · 26-08-2012 12:37PM

One of the biggest I met is a cop,he's married to a friend & he loves to tell everyone he's a cop.Most guards I know don't broadcast the fact when they are off duty.This guy can't help himself,he thinks it makes him more important than everyone else.

One night we were all in a nightclub & there was a bit of a scrap,of course Robocop waded in shouting "I'm a guard".One of my mates turned to him & said "I don't give a fcuk who you are,get out of my way or I'll knock you out too".

He went off & spent the rest of the night sulking.

I don't have much dealings with him now but from what I've heard he's managed to become an even bigger tosser than ever.

castletownman · 26-08-2012 12:38PM

marshbaboon wrote: »

I can't even remember the last time I had paper money!

I can't even afford the price of a box of matches

Kitty-kitty · 26-08-2012 12:49PM

I'm not naming which one but I've had the displeasure of dealing with one of the former Lord Mayors of Dublin in work and been given some serious 'do you know who I am' attitude.

It'd be along the same lines of me ringing Electric Ireland and refusing to give any details but my name and my job title.

washman3 · 26-08-2012 12:50PM

Michael McDowell former cabinet minister.
an obnoxious a###hole of the highest order.
Really looks down his nose at "ordinary" people.

SIR PEADO BAILOUT · 26-08-2012 01:29PM

No competition twas Jim no talent Corr or New World Wa
nker as I call him :eek:

flyswatter · 26-08-2012 01:43PM

DrumSteve wrote: »

in before bono.

Do your research, any account of encounters with Bono I've seen make him out to be a really nice guy.

mikemac1 · 26-08-2012 01:51PM

Kerry McFadden or Katona as she is now

Pure wagon

Used to be around Artane in Dublin when himself Brian would be visiting the family

None of the locals liked her

Brian was sound though, nice lad

Real Life · 26-08-2012 01:56PM

zerks wrote: »

One of the biggest I met is a cop,he's married to a friend & he loves to tell everyone he's a cop.Most guards I know don't broadcast the fact when they are off duty.This guy can't help himself,he thinks it makes him more important than everyone else.

One night we were all in a nightclub & there was a bit of a scrap,of course Robocop waded in shouting "I'm a guard".One of my mates turned to him & said "I don't give a fcuk who you are,get out of my way or I'll knock you out too".

He went off & spent the rest of the night sulking.

I don't have much dealings with him now but from what I've heard he's managed to become an even bigger tosser than ever.

most cops are tossers in my opinion

Matt_Trakker · 26-08-2012 02:00PM

Joan as a Policewoman, had to interview her once, dip****.

Glenda Gilson, she used to be pinting with Johnny Ronan in a pub I worked in when they were doin each other on the sly, never met anyone so far up their own hole, yer boy Ronan was sound tho.

The_Kew_Tour · 26-08-2012 02:02PM

Ronan O Gara

Karona · 26-08-2012 02:03PM

I know 2 big tossers. One was a girl I used to know in school who became a guard, she works in a different town but will come back to her hometown and walk around wearing her uniform or if she is out in a nightclub she gets a garda car to come pick her up.

Another tosser I know tells everyone she meets (no exageration) that she has a degree in english, she is a teacher, her fiance is an engineer and she is getting married next year, it's headwrecking!! She looks down her nose at everyone, even her family. The funny thing is I can't even read her texts, her english is that bad.

Who is the biggest tosser you have ever met?

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