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How would you improve the human body ( if you were "the maker" )

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    humbert wrote: »
    Balls to that, I want bluetooth.

    I knew someone with a blue tooth, it only gave them hassle and they had to get it taken out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Hersheys wrote: »

    And also men should have periods too.

    How is that an improvement? Congratulations on having the dumbest post in a thread chock-full of dumb posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Mena wrote: »
    Eating and breathing through the same orrofice, stupid evolution.

    Gills for all.

    Gills don't work on land, genius


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I'd make our genes indestructible so all new cells would be carbon copies of the last ones eliminating ageing. Also turn back on the genes that allow us to regrow bit's of our body.

    Little else needs to be changed the human body is pretty awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭jasonb


    sort out the blind spot in our eyes

    That's pretty much already done, by having two eyes...

    J.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I'd make our genes indestructible so all new cells would be carbon copies of the last ones eliminating ageing. Also turn back on the genes that allow us to regrow bit's of our body.

    Little else needs to be changed the human body is pretty awesome.

    This.
    Apart from ageing we're a masterpiece of evolution (well, I am anyway)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I'd make our genes indestructible so all new cells would be carbon copies of the last ones eliminating ageing. Also turn back on the genes that allow us to regrow bit's of our body.

    Little else needs to be changed the human body is pretty awesome.

    If our genes were indestructable, i.e. fixed, we'd never evolve regrowing limbs or any other new traits.
    But having just seen the channel 4 ad for paralympics my thought was also limbs that regrow, organs that repair, spinal cord that regrows.
    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    This.
    Apart from ageing we're a masterpiece of evolution (well, I am anyway)
    Well interesting - is ageing in our genes or is it environmental ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If our genes were indestructable, i.e. fixed, we'd never evolve regrowing limbs or any other new traits.
    Evolution isn't restricted to damaged genes getting passed on. There's still survival of the fitest and gene mixing through reproduction. I'd say those factors have a much larger impact on evolution than the off chance a damaged gene sequence will have beneficial side effects rather than good ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭rubadubduba


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Gills don't work on land, genius

    yeah but if your are the maker you could make this happen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    yeah but if your are the maker you could make this happen.
    Gills have a specific function though, it would be like telling dewalt that they should make they're power drills cameras because they're the designers.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Gills have a specific function though, it would be like telling dewalt that they should make they're power drills cameras because they're the designers.

    We actually are equipped with a diving reflex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 656 ✭✭✭bobin fudge


    bigger poop chute so I could do more ****s at the one time and not have to go so much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    A neural lace that would connect me directly to the net.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,669 ✭✭✭who_me


    Hmmm....

    Bigger bladder, so I can go on an entire night out and not need any toilet breaks.
    Longer fingers, so I can carry more than 4 pints back from the bar at a time (see also: sexual benefits of this) On the negative side, bigger hands would make my willy look smaller.. tough call..
    The ability to choose where hair grows. You hit a certain age, then BAM! It stops where you want it and starts growing where you don't.

    I thought about asking for boobs, but after the first 3 or 4 weeks of fun, it would probably just look weird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    who_me wrote: »
    Hmmm....

    Bigger bladder, so I can go on an entire night out and not need any toilet breaks.
    Longer fingers, so I can carry more than 4 pints back from the bar at a time (see also: sexual benefits of this) On the negative side, bigger hands would make my willy look smaller.. tough call..
    The ability to choose where hair grows. You hit a certain age, then BAM! It stops where you want it and starts growing where you don't.

    I thought about asking for boobs, but after the first 3 or 4 weeks of fun, it would probably just look weird.

    You're the maker remember? Make it bigger!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    what stupid idiot puts a waste pipe through a recreational zone :confused:
    Actually it's a pretty good design feature for something to have multiple functions for a single device. Cuts down on needless parts (more things to breakdown). Plus the fact that you are highly unlikely to be utilising both functions, waste disposal and pleasure, at the same time........or maybe not:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Actually it's a pretty good design feature for something to have multiple functions for a single device. Cuts down on needless parts (more things to breakdown). Plus the fact that you are highly unlikely to be utilising both functions, waste disposal and pleasure, at the same time ........or maybe not:eek:
    From what I've seen many do...:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 622 ✭✭✭greenbicycle


    I would like some claws as big as cups, four ears, two for listening and two sort of back-up ears. might put these on the inside of the head though, We should have a retractable leg so we can leap at things better. We could have a tail with magnets on it so if we want to grab things made out of metal, we can attach ourselves to the metal thing.We should be able to light up at night. This may result in a tremendous fear of stamps however. When we yawn we should sound like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel.and we dont need a mouth, but instead we should have four arses.
    Oh, and we only need eyebrows on Saturdays.

    Perfect!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Better knee joints. More organ redundancy like the kidneys and lungs. Two livers, two hearts(come on down Dr Who). More robust backs. Even though we've been walking upright for at least 5 odd million years it's still a weak point. Longer telemeres. Better insulin management. Extension of vitality beyond the first flush of youth. Ability of both sexes to prevent conception internally.
    Well interesting - is ageing in our genes or is it environmental?
    While environmental stress will speed up the process, aging is broadly genetic and biological. We have a built in upper limit. For longevity at the extreme it appears to be 120, but after 70 the systems start to break down. Before 70 with effort the body can be made remarkably "young". We're basically programmed to die. Some animals may not be. Certainly some animals age in very different ways. Birds for example. They don't go grey or obviously age compared to mammals. They keep on going and then they just die. Whales may be similar.

    Certain animals like Box turtles don't appear to age at all after maturity. Their blood and other biological markers look the same in a 30 year old one as they do in a 100 year old one. It seems they basically die due to accident disease or predation. One might theoretically live to a 1000. I read of one that wandered into someone's garden in Florida IIRC and they started to feed it. They noticed very faint scars on it's carapace and when they looked closer they found two names. Man and womans and a date in the 1700's. They checked the parish records and found that this couple got married in the 1700s and apparently for a time it was a local custom to carve lovers names on turtles because of their longevity. Rather than diamonds are forever it was turtles are forever. Not such a ring to it. :D Obviously there's no way to prove this little guys true age, but it's intriguing.

    Low metabolic rate seems to help.The lower the rate the longer the life. High metabolic rates cause oxidative damage and the like. That old one about allocated heartbeats in mammals. I can't recall the figure, but whatever it is, once a mammal passes say 20 million heartbeats its on borrowed time. So a pgymy shrew with a heart racing away makes it to a year and an elephant with a very lazy heart rate makes it to 50 years kinda thing. Just a few mammals buck this trend. We're one of them. IIRC we pass this heartbeat marker around our late 20's. Size is another one. Generally the bigger the mammal the longer it lives. Dogs screw with this one as generally it's small dogs who live far longer than big ones. The real odd one are bats. Bats are basically mice with hang gliders. They have an even faster metabolic rate because of the adaptation of flight and are small, yet bats can live well beyond 20 years of age, some hit their 40s. In the wild. Figure out how those little buggers manage it and we'd have a "live to 300 pill".

    Good babbie Jeebus that was a tangent... :eek::o:D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Entertaining tangent Wibbsey old boy. Most of that is dogma though -I wouldn't accept alot of that as fact. Edit: Lets put if this way Wibbs, why would there be an inbuilt age limit of 120 years in humans when in no point in history have humans ever lived that long ? There has never been any evolutionary pressure to drive such a limit.
    Wibbs wrote:
    Obviously there's no way to prove this little guys true age, but it's intriguing.

    Cut off a leg and count the rings ??:D:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    internal balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Ilyana


    I'd adapt the body so that the food and drink we like is good for us, and prevents us gaining weight. It'll be the stuff we don't like that makes us fat :pac:

    Also, we'd be programmed so that we never get tired. At night we sleep for eight hours, falling asleep and waking at a certain time that we can change at will. Then we can work and play at maximum productivity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Entertaining tangent Wibbsey old boy. Most of that is dogma though -I wouldn't accept alot of that as fact. Edit: Lets put if this way Wibbs, why would there be an inbuilt age limit of 120 years in humans when in no point in history have humans ever lived that long ? There has never been any evolutionary pressure to drive such a limit.
    A lot of it is sound science though, yes not as simple as a direct link between size/metabolic rate and life expectancy but there is certainly something. One study in particular showed rodents that were fed a calorie-restricted diet lived twice as long as those allowed to feed freely - think it triggered the current diet fads we have today, but as is often the case similar results were not observed in humans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 neumie


    support for different types of organs built in. A replacement organ wouldn't necessarily need to be from another human.

    re design to be more modular. lose an arm? grand...just attach another arm. Slots right in. Nerves connect up relatively quickly. Same with everything from a leg to a spine.

    A built in command console for the body (as a part of the fore arm). So if you are on a diet you could enter a command like "/body/weight/fat -lose 20" and you body will reconfigure itself to stop feeling hungry once certain criteria are made and the craving for bad food will just stop. If your immune system is working against you then it could be shut down for a few days. Emotions getting in the way? /brain/emotions stopffs and problem solved. Don't know what is wrong with your child? Put them into sleep mode and check the logs. Or just put them into sleep mode and leave them there :P.
    Er...i would password protect that though :P.

    Replace our current teeth with the whole shark teeth system. Lost a tooth? No worries another is on the way. Still grow the different types of teeth we have mind but they could be replaced many times naturally.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Better knee joints. More organ redundancy like the kidneys and lungs. Two livers, two hearts(come on down Dr Who). More robust backs. Even though we've been walking upright for at least 5 odd million years it's still a weak point. Longer telemeres. Better insulin management. Extension of vitality beyond the first flush of youth. Ability of both sexes to prevent conception internally.

    There's nothing wrong with human knee joints, what's wrong is humans. Lack of proper diet (not enough collagen and omega 3s, specifically) and using them for what they weren't designed (specifically, running on hard surfaces with modern trainers). Both my knees used to make clicking noises, hell, I could even feel pain in wet weather in one. Changed my diet and starting running barefoot on grass and there hasn't been a peep out of them in years.

    Similarly, most back problems probably come down to two things, excess bodyweight (especially in the belly, pulling you forward) and lack of core muscles to support the spine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,198 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Give women smaller vaginas. Saves on women complaining about penis size.

    Also Surrogate human bodies would be good or be a shape shifter.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Entertaining tangent Wibbsey old boy. Most of that is dogma though -I wouldn't accept alot of that as fact. Edit: Lets put if this way Wibbs, why would there be an inbuilt age limit of 120 years in humans when in no point in history have humans ever lived that long ? There has never been any evolutionary pressure to drive such a limit.
    That's an absolute and very rare limit of the system, not the average. People throughout history (not just a Jewish preacher in the year 30) saw three score and ten as the natural span of a life, with luck and strength maybe you get to four score and this seems to be the case. Medical science has added about ten years to that, by giving the rest of us the "luck and strength" part. We do seem to be programmed to remain useful members of the group up to 70. After that the systems start breaking down.
    --Kaiser-- wrote:
    There's nothing wrong with human knee joints, what's wrong is humans. Lack of proper diet (not enough collagen and omega 3s, specifically) and using them for what they weren't designed (specifically, running on hard surfaces with modern trainers). Both my knees used to make clicking noises, hell, I could even feel pain in wet weather in one. Changed my diet and starting running barefoot on grass and there hasn't been a peep out of them in years.

    Similarly, most back problems probably come down to two things, excess bodyweight (especially in the belly, pulling you forward) and lack of core muscles to support the spine.
    Oh I agree, a helluva lot of problems in these areas is self inflicted, however they're still areas that cause more problems than other joints. I'd add hip joints too.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭cowzerp


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    This.
    Apart from ageing we're a masterpiece of evolution (well, I am anyway)

    Eating, drinking and Breathing through the same pipe is the stupidest design ever

    No Hairs on your ass would be good-stupidest place to put hairs.

    Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    there was no such thing as the flu... :(


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