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How would you improve the human body ( if you were "the maker" )

  • 18-08-2012 08:40PM
    #1
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭


    - all poos would be those poos that require no arse wiping or toilet paper.


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Comments

  • #2
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Toenails a bit unnecessary.


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Faster legs so I can get to the off licence before it shuts!


  • #4
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    3 boobs


  • #5
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Women would not have vocal cords!!


  • #6
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    With a username like that OP would you not prioritise?:confused:


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  • #7
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    what stupid idiot puts a waste pipe through a recreational zone :confused:


  • #8
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Pheremones that fire on command.


  • #9
    devotional1993
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭devotional1993


    Zoom eyeballs and nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.


  • #10
    FairytaleGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..


  • #11
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    FairytaleGirl wrote: »
    Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

    We`d be far more efficient than women, no waiting around for 9 months.

    Lazy bitches.


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  • #12
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Shorten the spine so people can blow themselves.

    Rechargeable testes.

    Fruit flavoured semen.


  • #13
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    FairytaleGirl wrote: »
    Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

    The OP said improve the human race, not destroy it!!


  • #14
    Miss Lockhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Miss Lockhart


    Remove the necessity for the menstrual cycle. Seems very inefficient.


  • #15
    Hersheys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    adios appendix.

    And also men should have periods too.


  • #16
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    devotional1993 wrote: »
    ...nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.

    Tried that on the wife once.
    When I woke up from the concussion, I learned it don't work!


  • #17
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    I'd get rid of nasal hair, stop that having to seperate the wheat from the chaff business in the mouth when peckish.


  • #18
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    devotional1993 wrote: »
    Zoom eyeballs and nipples that pick up radio by twisting them like a dial.

    Some men seem to think the already do!

    I would opt for controlled ovulation - ovulating only if you were trying to get pregnant, and then only getting a period if you didn't conceive. This would also work to a man's advantage as there would be no unplanned pregnancies.


  • #19
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Rock hard teeth that can withstand our modern sugar and processed-food filled diet would be good.

    I'd also like stronger leg muscles to make running and walking places easier and faster.


  • #20
    Sierra 117
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    I'd make it impossible to bite the inside of your mouth. Also, stronger toes to resist stubbing.


  • #21
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #22
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Shorten the spine so people can blow themselves.

    Rechargeable testes.

    Fruit flavoured semen.

    I remember on a similar thread someone suggested chocolate flavour - either would be a definite improvement!

    A few less ribs would probably benefit autofellatio more - ask mickeydazzler.


  • #23
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    racso1975 wrote: »
    3 boobs

    3 hands also ? ;)


  • #24
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i give us extendable arms so we can scratch our own backs


  • #25
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Balls inside the body instead of placed between legs that act as a guide for a swinging foot.

    Special eyelids for viewing underwater.


  • #26
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    No pubes.


  • #27
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    FairytaleGirl wrote: »
    Give men the ability to carry and birth children naturally..

    Absolutely. We'd have no need for you lot then...


  • #28
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Balls inside the body instead of placed between legs that act as a guide for a swinging foot.

    Special eyelids for viewing underwater.

    Anyone else read this as underwear instead of underwater first time round?


  • #29
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I'd put a spare eye at the back of the head.


  • #30
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Telepathy,

    Ehh on second thoughts no everyone would know how weird i am.


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  • #31
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    No more underarm hair! And I'd also get rid of that feeling you get when you sleep with your arm in a funny position and all the blood drains out of it and it goes dead and you're almost sure it's going to have to be amputated.


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