Things that drive you insane

Those people that ALWAYS talk overly loud and look around to see if anyone is listening to their riveting conversation about how drunk they got last night or what you got up to :mad:

I could strangle people like that:mad:

CavanCrew wrote: »

Baby on Board signs... fu`ck off........

I saw a woman last week who had a piece of a cardboard box sellotaped to her back window and she scribbled "baby on board" on it in black marker!
Seriously who gives a fúck!

Posters who pointlessly quote long posts from earlier in thread. It is quite annoying having to scroll through the same text again to get to the new post itself (especially annoying on smart phones) :mad:

*Deep Breath*

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". f**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?â€. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f**king McTosser.

14. When your involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off

*Exhales*

Women drivers who drive big mpv's or X5 bmws. Learn to drive one first love before you put it on the road. Trying to get it into a space is hillarious. Its a 3 point turn dear, not a 34587439 point turn!

They usually have sunglasses on their tanned wrinkley heads to keep their blonde locks off their faces.

And oh, btw... your a 45 year old not a 25 year old. Stop acting like one.

Snobby cnuts.

Drives me fukin mental. I wish I could get a baseball bat and blow in every window in the gowls of jeeps and get them to sit on a manky bus for the journey home with their perfect sons, Harry and Arthur.

1ZRed wrote: »

When you lose the string bit on your pants so you can't tighten them a bit because it only ends up coming out of one hole instead of both.

I've yet to find a solution to this problem

Tie a knot near the end of the string so it wont fit through the hole

People not pricing goods up in shops and when you ask for the price they look down their noses at you.
Old people driving all over the roads at 10mph whilst using their Dorio phones.
Centra Advert thats been running for over a year.

x-factor
Cheryl cole
All them on the only way is essex tripe
Danny o'donoghue (script)
Brian mc fadden
Jessie j
Peter andre
Christine bleakley
Tulisia
George hook
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Jedward
Me

Reading this thread is proof indeed that some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them..

The subject matter, not the posters ..... obviously

Vohnsom Hofmee wrote: »

-People who can't stand the noise of children crying. I just moved back home from America with my wife and two kids, people over there generally didn't give a **** about children crying or screaming. Over here? You get every head turning around having a good old look and stares at you, as if you're abusing your child or something. "Ahhh, what's wrong with the baba, I bet it's hungry..." No, we just fed our "baba" before we left the house, the "baba" actually has a serious case of being a fcuking "baba", and "babas" sometime cry for no reason. It's a child crying, not nails on a chalkboard.

-People who say "baba" instead of "baby".

What? Of course people can't stand the sound of babies crying, it's one of the mot ear-splitting and irritating sounds ever. Do you honestly expect people on a bus or in a restaurant to be perfectly content with some child bawling at the top of their lungs? I'll tell you what p*sses me off, people who take a superior attitude and think the rest of the world has to tolerate loud disturbances just because they belched some squalling brat out of their flaps.