Things that drive you insane

meoklmrk91 · 18-08-2012 02:31PM #1

I have noticed this in a few shops where they have a deli, serve food etc. But here is just one example, went into a small local shop where they have a deli but only one person to serve both as it is quiet so they can go between, with a friend and they order first, woman puts on the gloves, health and safety and all that, goes over to the till to take for the food all while wearing the gloves, touches the buttons on the till, takes the money while wearing them, and then ****ing dingus comes back and looks at me waiting to take my order all while I have been watching this play out with look of disgust on my face, I say I have changed my mind and move out of the way, she then prepares the order for the next customer behind me all while wearing the same gloves.

I understand that it must be difficult to run both the deli and the till at the same time but this is just a disgusting practice, everyone must know at this stage that money is one of the most filthy, germ ridden stuff that we touch on a daily basis. And this wasn't a once off I have seen her do this on a number of occasions. Seriously how long does it take to throw on a new pair of gloves.

This is just one of those things that really pisses me righty off:mad:

3ndahalfof6 · 18-08-2012 02:33PM

locked up in a padded cell 24/7

Temaz · 18-08-2012 02:33PM

People who sign their username after they make a post. Drives me mental.

Duff · 18-08-2012 02:35PM

When the TV is so loud in the room next door and you're trying to sleep but you can hear the muffled noises from it through the wall.

BillyMitchel · 18-08-2012 02:38PM

Waiting on the peasant wagon for anymore than 5 minutes.

People contradicting me when I know I'm right!

Sparks43 · 18-08-2012 02:40PM

Stupid threads on after hours drive me nuts:mad:

MaxSteele · 18-08-2012 02:40PM

On the topic of deli counters ....

I get driven demented with rage when upon opening my spicy chicken roll with mayo and cheese, only to find bits of ****ing lettuce, red cabbage and onion spread throughout the mayo. Centra are whooores for this.

Pure dense and lazy deli attendants.

jellygems · 18-08-2012 02:42PM

****e drivers drive me insane

starbelgrade · 18-08-2012 02:43PM

People who drive at 60-80km on straight roads when the speed limit is 100km/ph.

They're OK. I don't mind them, because they're easy to overtake.

What drives me insane however, is the fuckwits who tailgate them with no intention of overtaking and leaving you no space in between to take each car one-by-one, which means that you either have to overtake everything in front of you in one go, or sit behind them and drive at a snail's pace for the rest of your journey.

Sunnyisland · 18-08-2012 02:43PM

People being dramaqueens.

Lando Griffin · 18-08-2012 02:44PM

When your waiting at the till in Aldi and there is one teller letting the queue grow and grow. You finally get to the belt and ready to place your goods on it when another till opens with a cry of "Next over here please"
Although you are ahead of others all those behind rush over and take there place.
There you are last in two queues then.:mad:
Really gets my goat up so much that when its my turn and the teller is half way through the messages and asks "Cash or Laser" I reply "I dont know yet until I see the total":cool:

Biggins · 18-08-2012 02:44PM

Ice-cream vans going around at nine at night, sounding off their sometimes too loud music.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-08-2012 02:45PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Waiting on the peasant wagon for anymore than 5 minutes.

People contradicting me when I know I'm right!

your not in this case.

pablomakaveli · 18-08-2012 02:47PM

People in general drive me insane. Sometimes i think humanitys extinction would be for the best.

Pilotdude5 · 18-08-2012 02:51PM

People who drive half in/half out of the hard shoulder while driving at the limit or over.

People who indicate only as they start the turn.

People who basically brake to a standstill before going around every corner.

People who drive too fast and bully others out of the way.

People who drive to slow and bully others by holding them up.

Having to file a flight-plan for a VFR flight.

People in general.

le la rat · 18-08-2012 02:52PM

Coke and vodka redbull

rainbowdrop · 18-08-2012 02:54PM

I work in a call centre for one of the big service providers.

It drives me mental when people don't pay their bill for 3 or 4 months, and then ring up and eat the face of ME for 20minutes because their services are cut off. "How DARE you cut my services off, don't you know I will quite literally die if I have to do without my broadband for more than 5minutes?". Have a bit of responsibility and PAY YOUR FCUKING BILLS THEN!!!

Fair enough, if you are having financial difficulties, explain the situation and I'll be genuinely sympathetic.

Bear this in mind all ye people who scream at call centre workers.... Most of us are on minimum wage, and you screaming down the line because YOU never paid your bill causes a little bit more of our soul to be chipped away every time it happens:(

Duggy747 · 18-08-2012 03:00PM

Screaming crying babies and little children.

ukonline · 18-08-2012 03:12PM

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Common people drive me insane.

I took my wife to the Paddy's Day parade
this year and they were fkucking everywhere.

I actually had a panic attack and had to
escape to the nearest side street to watch
the rest of the parade.

If I go to town, they're everywhere too. Sidewalks,
banks, bars, in cars.....there's no exscape.

I'm God's only man.

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mattjack · 18-08-2012 03:13PM

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

People who drive half in/half out of the hard shoulder while driving at the limit or over.

People who indicate only as they start the turn.

People who basically brake to a standstill before going around every corner.

People who drive too fast and bully others out of the way.

People who drive to slow and bully others by holding them up.

Having to file a flight-plan for a VFR flight..... ooohhh la de dah a flight plan.

People in general.

People who start most of their sentences with the same word.

Bipolar Joe · 18-08-2012 03:22PM

Double standards, it's the one ghost basically guaranteed to send me into a fit of sputtering rage, sarcasm, hatred and hostility.

Pantsface · 18-08-2012 03:22PM

Women (its always women) who stand with their hands hanging whilst the check out person scans their items & then take FOREVER to find purse, pay. Then they figure out that they have to get a bag for said items.

MJ23 · 18-08-2012 04:05PM

GAA
Bogmen
Guinness farts
Breakfast roll people
Bad drivers
Everyone's weather obsession
People who say "schpuds" "buhhur" "tay" etc.
Westlife
The Script
Richie Kavanagh
Gay Byrne

Grayson · 18-08-2012 04:22PM

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Bear this in mind all ye people who scream at call centre workers.... Most of us are on minimum wage, and you screaming down the line because YOU never paid your bill causes a little bit more of our soul to be chipped away every time it happens:(

I've worked in my fair share and I've hated people who just call to have a rant. there are some that do it on a weekly basis.

csi vegas · 18-08-2012 04:42PM

When walking along a path and you are alone, and there are two or more people approaching, walking side by side and they don't move an inch to let you pass - you have to navigate around them, two or more of them.
Often having to suddenly 'change lanes' as it were and veer over to the 'hard shoulder' (the kerb or the road itself) or in to another innocent person who you then have to swerve to avoid :mad:

To counteract this I often barge right through them, especially when they see me from a distance, acknowledge that I am coming towards, yet they stand firm thinking '**** her!' (I know they do!) 'she'll move!'.
The looks I then get! The absolute cheek of me for not clearing a path for you and all of your dawdling companions!
LONDON people, LONDON! You wouldn't last two minutes!

And then there's the deliberately oblivious rétards who pounce out of doorways and walk straight in to your path without looking.
It's other women mostly and buggy/trolley rollers.

Clumsy and ignorant walkers. I fúcking hate them with all my being.

RaRaRasputin · 18-08-2012 04:43PM

People

CavanCrew · 18-08-2012 04:48PM

Baby on Board signs... fu`ck off........

jimthemental · 18-08-2012 04:53PM

Dublin scumbags, at least Limerick scumbags have a bit of character to them.

Talib Fiasco · 18-08-2012 04:59PM

Fashion critics/correspondants/designers/stylists. Yeah ye have a sh*t taste in clothes and 95% of the time it looks like a wheelbarrow dressed you.

ladypip · 18-08-2012 05:06PM

TheComeUp wrote: »

Fashion critics/correspondants/designers/stylists. Yeah ye have a sh*t taste in clothes and 95% of the time it looks like a wheelbarrow dressed you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i ****ing hate fashion people too!!

ukonline · 18-08-2012 05:08PM

csi vegas wrote: »

When walking along a path and you are alone, and there are two or more people approaching, walking side by side and they don't move an inch to let you pass - you have to navigate around them, two or more of them.
Often having to suddenly 'change lanes' as it were and veer over to the 'hard shoulder' (the kerb or the road itself) or in to another innocent person who you then have to swerve to avoid :mad:

To counteract this I often barge right through them, especially when they see me from a distance, acknowledge that I am coming towards, yet they stand firm thinking '**** her!' (I know they do!) 'she'll move!'.
The looks I then get! The absolute cheek of me for not clearing a path for you and all of your dawdling companions!
LONDON people, LONDON! You wouldn't last two minutes!

And then there's the deliberately oblivious rétards who pounce out of doorways and walk straight in to your path without looking.
It's other women mostly and buggy/trolley rollers.

Clumsy and ignorant walkers. I fúcking hate them with all my being.

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Sometimes, for kicks, I'll just stop walking and
they have to give way. Some people look shocked
that they've had to walk around me, others actually
apologise and give way.

I have this theory that attractive women are the worst,
as maybe they're used to people jumping out of their way...

...so I target them in particular.

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