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Biggest animal you could Beat in fight to death.

  • 12-08-2012 10:51PM
    #1
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    Rat yes, cat yes, though nasty scratches wouldn't be nice. Not sure about dogs, I reckon I might have a chance against a Labrador. By all accounts I'd have no chance against a monkey. Very vicious animals.


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  • #2
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Just spank the monkey. You'll beat him.


  • #3
    Mint Sauce
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    <calls ISPCA>


  • #4
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    i think i could beat a whale to death on dry land ;)


  • #5
    rolexeagle1
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    Giraffe


  • #6
    Where To
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    A dead one.


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  • #7
    senorwipesalot
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    No problem choking a chicken.


  • #8
    Littlehorny
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    I beat your ma's beaver last night!


  • #9
    Wibbs
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    I reckon I could take a hamster.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #10
    FearDark
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    Op is just flogging a dead donkey with this thread.


  • #11
    PseudoFamous
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    If armed with an edged weapon of some sort, large knife or the likes, I'd say a lone tiger or something would be relatively doable.

    Unarmed, I'd guess a medium-large dog would be possible to kill if I got the jump on it.


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  • #12
    ScumLord
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    Most animals work on the principle of bigger is better. Humans have the advantage of height due to standing upright and being known in the animal kingdom for being extremely dangerous. You'd be hard pushed to find an animal that's going to want to start a fight with a human on a one on one basis. Even Lions and tigers will give humans a wide berth.

    People might say a straight fight without weapons but that's like telling a lion he has to fight without using his teeth and claws. If we can use our human weapons there isn't an animal on the planet just about any human couldn't beat.


  • #13
    BunShopVoyeur
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    I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy. :D


    To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.


  • #14
    CyberJuice
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    what about dinosaurs


  • #15
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,304 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    BunShopVoyeur wrote: »
    I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy. :D


    To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

    Thats shockingly awful but very funny.


  • #16
    Colmustard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    I could beat a beaver and pound an ass.


  • #17
    Daroxtar
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    This one


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
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    I could take on a blue whale , as long as it wasn't near the water


  • #19
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I could beat a cow to death, in fact I have done (on more than one occasion). You do not want to fuck with me.


  • #20
    Ghandee
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    Most animals work on the principle of bigger is better. Humans have the advantage of height due to standing upright and being known in the animal kingdom for being extremely dangerous. You'd be hard pushed to find an animal that's going to want to start a fight with a human on a one on one basis. Even Lions and tigers will give humans a wide berth.

    People might say a straight fight without weapons but that's like telling a lion he has to fight without using his teeth and claws. If we can use our human weapons there isn't an animal on the planet just about any human couldn't beat.

    A teenaged human.


  • #21
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I could beat a cow to death, in fact I have done (on more than one occasion). You do not want to fuck with me.


    I'm picturing you as Ross Kemp in Extras. :)

    "Super Army Soldiers"


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  • #22
    lubie76
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    J Mysterio wrote: »
    BunShopVoyeur wrote: »
    I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy. :D


    To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

    Thats shockingly awful but very funny.

    I disagree, someone who is only confident enough to kill an animal about a 10th of their size and would enjoy breaking their back....need I say more?


  • #23
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    lubie76 wrote: »
    J Mysterio wrote: »
    BunShopVoyeur wrote: »
    I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy. :D


    To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

    Thats shockingly awful but very funny.

    I disagree, someone who is only confident enough to kill an animal about a 10th of their size and would enjoy breaking their back....need I say more?


    It was a joke...ah, the joyless hysterical animal nuts. Always a pleasure


  • #24
    JupiterKid
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    A duck sized horse and a horse sized duck....oh wait.


    "What a way to go...to be pecked to death!" (Woody Allen, Sleeper, 1973).:pac:


  • #25
    Motorist
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    Wonder how Liam Neeson got on fighting the wolves in The Grey

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/6/1328531474348/Liam-Neeson-in-The-Grey-007.jpg


  • #26
    wandatowell
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    me ex


  • #27
    Seaneh
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    A manatee, I could beat the **** out of a manatee, or just hold it under the water until it drowned.


  • #28
    Vicar in a tutu
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    A Kangaroo. Definitely.

    But I wouldnt:cool:


  • #29
    J Mysterio
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    Motorist wrote: »
    Wonder how Liam Neeson got on fighting the wolves in The Grey

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/6/1328531474348/Liam-Neeson-in-The-Grey-007.jpg

    Terrible terrible teririble film. Awful.


  • #30
    WumBuster
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    A tiger. Just pull his tail


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  • #31
    Seaneh
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    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    A Kangaroo. Definitely.

    But I wouldnt:cool:

    A fully grown male red kangaroo is over 6 feet tall, weighs about 13.5 stone and could tear your face off.


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