Biggest animal you could Beat in fight to death.

Scanlas The 2nd · 12-08-2012 10:51PM #1

Rat yes, cat yes, though nasty scratches wouldn't be nice. Not sure about dogs, I reckon I might have a chance against a Labrador. By all accounts I'd have no chance against a monkey. Very vicious animals.

El Horseboxo · 12-08-2012 10:52PM

Just spank the monkey. You'll beat him.

Mint Sauce · 12-08-2012 10:52PM

crazy cabbage · 12-08-2012 10:53PM

i think i could beat a whale to death on dry land

rolexeagle1 · 12-08-2012 10:53PM

Giraffe

Where To · 12-08-2012 10:56PM

A dead one.

senorwipesalot · 12-08-2012 11:01PM

No problem choking a chicken.

Littlehorny · 12-08-2012 11:04PM

I beat your ma's beaver last night!

Wibbs · 12-08-2012 11:22PM

I reckon I could take a hamster.

FearDark · 12-08-2012 11:28PM

Op is just flogging a dead donkey with this thread.

PseudoFamous · 12-08-2012 11:33PM

If armed with an edged weapon of some sort, large knife or the likes, I'd say a lone tiger or something would be relatively doable.

Unarmed, I'd guess a medium-large dog would be possible to kill if I got the jump on it.

ScumLord · 12-08-2012 11:44PM

Most animals work on the principle of bigger is better. Humans have the advantage of height due to standing upright and being known in the animal kingdom for being extremely dangerous. You'd be hard pushed to find an animal that's going to want to start a fight with a human on a one on one basis. Even Lions and tigers will give humans a wide berth.

People might say a straight fight without weapons but that's like telling a lion he has to fight without using his teeth and claws. If we can use our human weapons there isn't an animal on the planet just about any human couldn't beat.

BunShopVoyeur · 12-08-2012 11:53PM

I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy.

To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

CyberJuice · 13-08-2012 12:07AM

what about dinosaurs

J Mysterio · 13-08-2012 12:08AM

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy.

To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

Thats shockingly awful but very funny.

Colmustard · 13-08-2012 12:13AM

I could beat a beaver and pound an ass.

Daroxtar · 13-08-2012 12:13AM

This one

Capt'n Midnight · 13-08-2012 12:13AM

I could take on a blue whale , as long as it wasn't near the water

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-08-2012 12:16AM

I could beat a cow to death, in fact I have done (on more than one occasion). You do not want to fuck with me.

Ghandee · 13-08-2012 12:17AM

ScumLord wrote: »

Most animals work on the principle of bigger is better. Humans have the advantage of height due to standing upright and being known in the animal kingdom for being extremely dangerous. You'd be hard pushed to find an animal that's going to want to start a fight with a human on a one on one basis. Even Lions and tigers will give humans a wide berth.

People might say a straight fight without weapons but that's like telling a lion he has to fight without using his teeth and claws. If we can use our human weapons there isn't an animal on the planet just about any human couldn't beat.

A teenaged human.

BunShopVoyeur · 13-08-2012 12:19AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I could beat a cow to death, in fact I have done (on more than one occasion). You do not want to fuck with me.

I'm picturing you as Ross Kemp in Extras.

"Super Army Soldiers"

lubie76 · 13-08-2012 12:20AM

J Mysterio wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy.

To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

Thats shockingly awful but very funny.

I disagree, someone who is only confident enough to kill an animal about a 10th of their size and would enjoy breaking their back....need I say more?

BunShopVoyeur · 13-08-2012 12:21AM

lubie76 wrote: »

J Mysterio wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

I'd be confident enough that is be able to kick a cat to death...any bigger and it gets iffy.

To be honest I wouldn't actually want to hurt any other animal. Cats on the other hand...break their stupid backs.

Thats shockingly awful but very funny.

I disagree, someone who is only confident enough to kill an animal about a 10th of their size and would enjoy breaking their back....need I say more?

It was a joke...ah, the joyless hysterical animal nuts. Always a pleasure

JupiterKid · 13-08-2012 12:23AM

A duck sized horse and a horse sized duck....oh wait.

"What a way to go...to be pecked to death!" (Woody Allen, Sleeper, 1973).:pac:

Motorist · 13-08-2012 12:25AM

Wonder how Liam Neeson got on fighting the wolves in The Grey

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/6/1328531474348/Liam-Neeson-in-The-Grey-007.jpg

wandatowell · 13-08-2012 12:25AM

me ex

Seaneh · 13-08-2012 12:26AM

A manatee, I could beat the **** out of a manatee, or just hold it under the water until it drowned.

Vicar in a tutu · 13-08-2012 12:28AM

A Kangaroo. Definitely.

But I wouldnt:cool:

J Mysterio · 13-08-2012 12:29AM

Motorist wrote: »

Wonder how Liam Neeson got on fighting the wolves in The Grey

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/6/1328531474348/Liam-Neeson-in-The-Grey-007.jpg

Terrible terrible teririble film. Awful.

WumBuster · 13-08-2012 12:30AM

A tiger. Just pull his tail

Seaneh · 13-08-2012 12:35AM

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

A Kangaroo. Definitely.

But I wouldnt:cool:

A fully grown male red kangaroo is over 6 feet tall, weighs about 13.5 stone and could tear your face off.

Biggest animal you could Beat in fight to death.

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