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The Hazards of Belief

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Become a scientologist and risk jail:

    blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/08/scientology_concentration_camp_the_hole.php

    Strange they're not up in a lather about persecuting themselves!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Quatermain


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    It does take scientific enquiry to a whole different level

    The fundamentals, as it were. They get to the bottom of the issue swiftly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Byran Fischer thinks kidnapping children from their parents is a good christian thing to do:

    fiscjer-2.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,798 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    A study prepared by Monash University reveals that 90 Victorians went to hospital with waxing injuries, the Herald Sun reports.

    Pfft. Anyone who's seen a 70s porn movie knows waxing wasn't common then, I'm pretty sure the Victorians didn't do it at all!

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Pfft. Anyone who's seen a 70s porn movie knows waxing wasn't common then, I'm pretty sure the Victorians didn't do it at all!

    It may be an ancient technology lost and rediscovered.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Would an 1870's blue movie be in black and white?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    recedite wrote: »
    Would an 1870's blue movie be in black and white?

    sepia and light beige.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Quatermain


    recedite wrote: »
    Would an 1870's blue movie be in black and white?

    "I say! There goes the doorbell!"

    "Good afternoon, Miss. 'Tis I, Roger U. Quickly, Esquire. I've come to repair the gramophone!"

    "Well, a pleasure, sir! Oh, lawks! My crinoline-springs have quite ruptured! I fear I shall become rapidly undressed!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Quatermain wrote: »
    "I say! There goes the doorbell!"

    "Good afternoon, Miss. 'Tis I, Roger U. Quickly, Esquire. I've come to repair the gramophone!"

    "Well, a pleasure, sir! Oh, lawks! My crinoline-springs have quite ruptured! I fear I shall become rapidly undressed!"

    Oh I do like your sense of humour :D.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Quatermain


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Oh I do like your sense of humour :D.

    Of course, given the Victorian predilection for melodrama, one can expect bondage scenes to involve a lot of train-tracks and opera coats.

    Mwahahaha, etc.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Quatermain wrote: »
    Of course, given the Victorian predilection for melodrama, one can expect bondage scenes to involve a lot of train-tracks and opera coats.

    Mwahahaha, etc.

    and fabulous facial hair.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Quatermain wrote: »
    "I say! There goes the doorbell!"

    "Good afternoon, Miss. 'Tis I, Roger U. Quickly, Esquire. I've come to repair the gramophone!"

    "Well, a pleasure, sir! Oh, lawks! My crinoline-springs have quite ruptured! I fear I shall become rapidly undressed!"

    Next Week, on "Ribald Tales"....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,798 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Quatermain wrote: »
    "I say! There goes the doorbell!"

    "Good afternoon, Miss. 'Tis I, Roger U. Quickly, Esquire. I've come to repair the gramophone!"

    "Well, a pleasure, sir! Oh, lawks! My crinoline-springs have quite ruptured! I fear I shall become rapidly undressed!"

    And of course all the dialogue would be mimed, then appear on caption cards...

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Cossax


    Quatermain wrote: »
    "But this is Horace Mapplethorn's Patent Loin Linament!"

    "Genuine snake oil, is all! Now hush while we lock you into this nearby asylum!"

    Gotta love the Victorians. Particularly their genuine believe that blowing tobacco smoke into the rectum was an effective means of resuscitating the drowned. Utter hilarity.

    I don't know if I'm being horribly whooshed here but I do like the direction the 'Victorian' thing has gone since this, much more entertaining than Australians.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Preacherette says she can cure dead children.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cindy-jacobs-i-have-power-revive-dead-children
    RWW wrote:
    Televangelist and self-styled Apostle Cindy Jacobs possesses the supernatural power to initiate miracles. It isn’t too far-fetched, considering that her mentor and founder of the New Apostolic Reformation C. Peter Wagner has claimed that people like himself “can do the same or greater things than Jesus did.” On the August 6th edition of her show God Knows, the self-proclaimed “respected prophet” channeled her supernatural powers live on air to revive a dead child, claiming to have done so in the past as well. Jacobs has previously claimed that Satan “wants to steal God’s family and create tyranny” and that health care reform requires everyone to have a computer chip “put in their finger” in order to receive care.
    Jacobs: The bible says the same power is in us that raised Christ Jesus from the dead. I see someone; you literally had a child that just died. And I speak to the spirit of death in that child in the name of Jesus and I command you to lead that child. I speak to the spirit of infirmity that caused the child’s death and I say “Live in Jesus name! Live!’ And I see a child coughing, waking up, oh we saw that in Pakistan, we saw a little boy raised from the dead, just like that. God is on the move. God is on the move!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »

    She saw a child in Pakistan rise from the dead ? Has she considered the possibility that Allah raised the child from the dead? Or, and this is out there, that the child wasn't actually, like, dead?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Has she considered the possibility that Allah raised the child from the dead? Or, and this is out there, that the child wasn't actually, like, dead?
    Well, I'm kind of working from the assumption -- again, arguably just way, way out there given her obvious powers -- that the story is made up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    Well, I'm kind of working from the assumption -- again, arguably just way, way out there given her obvious powers -- that the story is made up.

    You mean she may be lying????:eek:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    You mean she may be lying????:eek:
    No, no, no, not at all! For that would mean that at least some religious people are liars. On the contrary, our Cindy is as pure as the wind-driven snow and I was thinking that some cold, calculating, callous busybody in Pakistan just pulled the story out of his or her sorry ass; then told Cindy who forgot to wonder if it was reasonable to think that the known laws of biology, physics and chemistry had been suspended for a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    No, no, no, not at all! For that would mean that at least some religious people are liars. On the contrary, our Cindy is as pure as the wind-driven snow and I was thinking that some cold, calculating, callous busybody in Pakistan just pulled the story out of his or her sorry ass; then told Cindy who forgot to wonder if it was reasonable to think that the known laws of biology, physics and chemistry had been suspended for a while.

    Thank goodness for that logical and reasoned explanation. I wonder if the perfidious liar in Pakistan was a Muslim?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Thank goodness for that logical and reasoned explanation. I wonder if the perfidious liar in Pakistan was a Muslim?

    Or even Atheist.
    No morals after all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Or even Atheist.
    No morals after all.

    A Muslim Atheist no doubt.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    An elderly man with every material need satisfied tells people to put his religious beliefs ahead of their material needs.

    http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/pope-benedict-challenges-believers-to-put-god-before-worldly-cares/#.UCU29uU5yT8.facebook
    Castel Gandolfo, Italy, Aug 5, 2012 / 12:31 pm (CNA/EWTN News).- God's promise of a new and eternal life deserves priority over earthly desires for things that can never satisfy the heart, Pope Benedict XVI taught in his Aug. 5 Sunday Angelus address at Castel Gandolfo.

    “Jesus wants to help people move beyond the immediate satisfaction of their material needs, although they are important too. He wants to open a horizon of existence which is not simply that of the daily concerns of eating, dressing and career,” the Pope told pilgrims at his summer residence. The true “center of existence,” giving “full meaning and firm hope” to life, “is faith in Jesus … our encounter with Christ,” the Pope reflected.

    Thousands of enthusiastic visitors listened from the courtyard of the Apostolic Palace as the Pope discussed Sunday's reading from the “Bread of Life” discourse in the Gospel of John. In it, Christ tells the multitude not to labor for the “food that perishes” but “for the food which endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give to you.” Jesus proclaims himself as “the bread of life,” declaring: “Whoever comes to me will never hunger, and whoever believes in me will never thirst.”

    Pope Benedict stressed that this encounter with Christ goes far beyond “an idea” or “a project,” to reach Jesus “as a living person” who wants everyone “to be fully involved with him and his Gospel.” In the midst of everyday concerns, Christ calls humanity to “look ahead and to open the human horizon to the horizon of God, the horizon of faith.”

    During their journey of faith, believers are sustained by something infinitely greater than the miraculous manna given to the Israelites in the Old Testament. Jesus, the Pope said, does not merely “give something,” but instead “gives himself” to the faithful in Holy Communion.

    “Let us put our faith in him, and let us put our trust in his promises, so that we may have life in abundance,” the Pope urged the crowd, before leading them in reciting the traditional midday Marian prayer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    I'd like to see him fly his papal helicopter into some refugee camp in Africa full of starving people and start preaching that $hit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin



    US nuns who have come under fire
    from the Vatican say they will hold further talks with church leaders, but will not "compromise their mission".

    The Vatican has said the Leadership Conference of Women Religious violated church teaching on birth control and homosexuality, among other issues.

    The group made the announcement at the end of a national meeting.

    Church officials have appointed three US bishops to oversee an overhaul of their organisation.

    LCWR is the largest organisation of nuns in the US, representing 80% of the 57,000 nuns in the United States.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19218870

    Evidently these women have not taken on board the whole 'Your lack of a penis means you've no say so shut up' phillosophy.

    (Sleazy titles for this post include "Nuns Refuse To Take It Lying Down")


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Nodin wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19218870

    Evidently these women have not taken on board the whole 'Your lack of a penis means you've no say so shut up' phillosophy.

    (Sleazy titles for this post include "Nuns Refuse To Take It Lying Down")

    'Mouthy Nuns refuse to take a licking'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Quatermain


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    'Mouthy Nuns refuse to take a licking'.

    "Not with a Bang, but with a Wimple".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Quatermain wrote: »
    "Not with a Bang, but with a Wimple".

    'Sisters are ringing on their own bells! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bad Habits?

    Fister Act?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin



    Saudi Arabia plans new city for women workers only

    Businesswomen behind 5,000-job scheme designed to give women greater independence while maintaining segregation
    A women-only industrial city dedicated to female workers is to be constructed in Saudi Arabia to provide a working environment that is in line with the kingdom's strict customs.
    The city, to be built in the Eastern Province city of Hofuf, is set to be the first of several planned for the Gulf kingdom. The aim is to allow more women to work and achieve greater financial independence, but to maintain the gender segregation, according to reports
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/12/saudi-arabia-city-women-workers

    Probably to become known as the "happy hunting grounds" to the Saudi lesbian community. And home to man-traffickers.


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