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People who should have been assassinated?

  • 11-08-2012 02:21AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,162 ✭✭✭


    George Bush Senior & George Bush Junior.

    Alex Ferguson.

    If US Navy Seals storm your home for mentioning someone I am not liable.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Enda Kenny and Phil Hogan???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭Hannibal


    Enda Kenny

    Margaret Thatcher


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Bit too obvious?

    Emm...Hitler.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Osama Bin Laden
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    .
    .
    .
    Oh no...wait.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    The Morbegs were assasinated, for one thing.

    Shortly after they were taken out, Carrie Crowley mysteriously disappeared from our screen. Word on the street was they had some serious shit on her. Those bastards were about to go global too.

    Bit strange the way they just disappeared like that, and Carrie went into hiding, no?

    Something not quite right there.

    It should have been Carrie Crowley.

    It should have been Carrie. **Never Forget**


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The twat who shot John Lennon for starters...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Daniel "wee mammy" O'Donnell??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,839 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Ian Paisley


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    Jesus

    ...wait. He's invincible right?

    Ok, his 12 apostles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 324 ✭✭Wereghost


    Mao. Really hard to believe that nobody managed to get a good pop at him.

    Not sure where the OP is coming from with Fergie or Bush Snr, but it's genuinely easy to belief tht an otherwise rational person could have intended to kill Dubya.

    There are a few fictional characters whse assassinations IMO should have been depicted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭mickgotsick


    eamon de valera


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Leon Trotsky before he could log and publish his anti european ideology.

    Gerry Adams.

    Dermot McMurrough.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    President of Iran and President of Syria??


    Just like Gadafi Duck was done away with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    skoomi wrote: »
    Jesus

    ...wait. He's invincible right?

    Ok, his 12 apostles.

    No, Jesus is just the final boss.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Angela Merkil...........cant believe no one has said her name yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    My ex wife.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Stalin ... the Cnut was quite happy to kill off millions at the stroke of a pen and while I'm at it , those other pox bottles , Pol Pot and IdI Amin.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    IrishAm wrote: »
    My ex wife.


    Theres a few convicted killer hubbies in MountJoy who might give you a few pointers on what not to do,so you dont get caught out.:pac:

    Catherine Nevin (aka the black widow) might also be able to give you some pointers too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Snooki :mad:




    Bitch stole my identity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭Hannibal


    IrishAm wrote: »
    Gerry Adams.
    unless you are a supporter of the dissidents that's an odd choice


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    Wily E Coyote. I tried to get Acme Removals to do it several times but he just lost a bit of fur.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    William Rehnquist


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Snooki :mad:




    Bitch stole my identity


    That yoke would get up on a lamp post ffs.

    Shes fairly wrote off too.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Who decides whether someone was assassinated or murdered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,824 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Allyall wrote: »
    How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern


    He was recently attacked and assaulted in the Beaumont House by a lad drinking at the bar.

    The barman jumped in and saved Bertie.........shame really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    John Gotti Snr, through his bullheaded brashness he and his successor John Jnr brought the Gambino crime family to its knees. Prior to 1985 the family were the biggest Mafia group on the planet, A billion dollar criminal enterprise.

    Obviously this was a triumph for the law abiding society and thankfully so, but I often wonder if it wasn't for Gotti would the mob still rule NYC.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭mickgotsick


    Allyall wrote: »
    How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern
    Bertie Ahern

    If my suggestion was shot, there may have been no Bertie Aherns.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Is there any chance a thread about who we think should have been murdered could be deemed as offensive? It's a funny wordl we live in. And here we go!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Paisley the evil cunt.

    Probably would have been better exiled instead of turned into some sort of twisted martyr.


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