People who should have been assassinated?

Augmerson

George Bush Senior & George Bush Junior.

Alex Ferguson.

If US Navy Seals storm your home for mentioning someone I am not liable.

paddy147

Enda Kenny and Phil Hogan???

Hannibal

Enda Kenny

Margaret Thatcher

Hank_Jones

Bit too obvious?

Emm...Hitler.

paddy147

Osama Bin Laden
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Oh no...wait.

later12

The Morbegs were assasinated, for one thing.

Shortly after they were taken out, Carrie Crowley mysteriously disappeared from our screen. Word on the street was they had some serious shit on her. Those bastards were about to go global too.

Bit strange the way they just disappeared like that, and Carrie went into hiding, no?

Something not quite right there.

It should have been Carrie Crowley.

It should have been Carrie. **Never Forget**

Latchy

The twat who shot John Lennon for starters...

paddy147

Daniel "wee mammy" O'Donnell??

Schwiiing

Ian Paisley

skoomi

Jesus

...wait. He's invincible right?

Ok, his 12 apostles.

Wereghost

Mao. Really hard to believe that nobody managed to get a good pop at him.

Not sure where the OP is coming from with Fergie or Bush Snr, but it's genuinely easy to belief tht an otherwise rational person could have intended to kill Dubya.

There are a few fictional characters whse assassinations IMO should have been depicted.

mickgotsick

eamon de valera

IrishAm

Leon Trotsky before he could log and publish his anti european ideology.

Gerry Adams.

Dermot McMurrough.

paddy147

President of Iran and President of Syria??


Just like Gadafi Duck was done away with.

marshbaboon

skoomi wrote: »

Jesus

...wait. He's invincible right?

Ok, his 12 apostles.

No, Jesus is just the final boss.

paddy147

Angela Merkil...........cant believe no one has said her name yet.

IrishAm

My ex wife.

Latchy

Stalin ... the Cnut was quite happy to kill off millions at the stroke of a pen and while I'm at it , those other pox bottles , Pol Pot and IdI Amin.

paddy147

IrishAm wrote: »

My ex wife.

Theres a few convicted killer hubbies in MountJoy who might give you a few pointers on what not to do,so you dont get caught out.:pac:

Catherine Nevin (aka the black widow) might also be able to give you some pointers too.

1ZRed

Snooki :mad:




Bitch stole my identity

Hannibal

IrishAm wrote: »

Gerry Adams.

unless you are a supporter of the dissidents that's an odd choice

LoYL

Wily E Coyote. I tried to get Acme Removals to do it several times but he just lost a bit of fur.

K4t

William Rehnquist

paddy147

1ZRed wrote: »

Snooki :mad:




Bitch stole my identity

That yoke would get up on a lamp post ffs.

Shes fairly wrote off too.:rolleyes:

Jesus Wept

Who decides whether someone was assassinated or murdered.

Allyall

How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern

paddy147

Allyall wrote: »

How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern

He was recently attacked and assaulted in the Beaumont House by a lad drinking at the bar.

The barman jumped in and saved Bertie.........shame really.

DEFTLEFTHAND

John Gotti Snr, through his bullheaded brashness he and his successor John Jnr brought the Gambino crime family to its knees. Prior to 1985 the family were the biggest Mafia group on the planet, A billion dollar criminal enterprise.

Obviously this was a triumph for the law abiding society and thankfully so, but I often wonder if it wasn't for Gotti would the mob still rule NYC.

mickgotsick

Allyall wrote: »

How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern

If my suggestion was shot, there may have been no Bertie Aherns.

al28283

Is there any chance a thread about who we think should have been murdered could be deemed as offensive? It's a funny wordl we live in. And here we go!

Chuck Stone

Paisley the evil cunt.

Probably would have been better exiled instead of turned into some sort of twisted martyr.

Hannibal

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

John Gotti Snr, through his bullheaded brashness he and his successor John Jnr brought the Gambino crime family to its knees. Prior to 1985 the family were the biggest Mafia group on the planet, A billion dollar criminal enterprise.

Obviously this was a triumph for the law abiding society and thankfully so, but I often wonder if it wasn't for Gotti would the mob still rule NYC.

no chance, because of the input of drugs and longer sentences and RICO's the potential for people to flip is greater because of the possibilty of life behind bars for maintaining silence. Gotti only ruled one family out of five.

Little Italy is practically only a row of shops 20 metres long in Manhattan nowadays so the mob is long gone

kildare.17hmr

Lowest bidder Welcome........ Not really.....

IrishAm

The Fuhrer of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler.

He fucked up Europe. Actually, he should have been kept alive, surviving on basic rations. Let the cunt suffer.

The definition of a race traitor.

paddy147

1ZRed wrote: »

Hey now, the kettle doesn't always like being called black by the pot

Shes in bits FFS.

The tide wouldnt take her out...be nice if it did though,then that would be the end of her.;):D

paddy147

mickgotsick wrote: »

If my suggestion was shot, there may have been no Bertie Aherns.

Nearly.:D

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/irishsun/irishsunnews/4256152/Bertie-Ahern-escapes-a-pub-dig.html

K4t

al28283 wrote: »

Is there any chance a thread about who we think should have been murdered could be deemed as offensive? It's a funny wordl we live in. And here we go!

Deeply.

al28283

EoghanIRL

Justin bieber and the one who sings Friday/call me maybe. ****ty music these days.
The lad who shot lenon.

Qualitymark

Hmm. Saul of Tarsus, aka St Paul, probably set up the largest amount of bloodletting in the world; a good candidate (if you think assassination is a good idea, which I don't, but I'll play this game for now).

Genghis Khan, who had all men taller than the axle of an oxcart killed in every country he invaded.

Hernando da Soto, whose pigs spread viruses that killed off most of the indigenous population of North America.

Stalin, whose mass deportations, agricultural craziness and extermination of the kulaks (big farmers) killed millions.

Hitler, and all who rode with him, natch, and Mao and Pol Pot - and also those who set up the conditions that made people want to follow them. By the same token, those who negotiated the Versailles 'agreement' ending the Great War. And the stupid Kaiser. And the British and Turkish imperialists battling for world control. And the British who addicted the Chinese to opium, wrecked their economy by stealing their tea secrets. And and and

Wait... I'd forgotten Ireland. Dermot MacMurrough, certainly. Cuchulainn, nasty little pet-killing creep. King James, Chichester, Cromwell, most of Grattan's parliament. Every English tax-maker that invented a tariff impoverishing Ireland. Spencer, Ralegh. That useless creep Bonnie Prince Charlie. The quarrelsome chieftains who failed to unite. The Icelander who killed Brian Boru, who could have united the country and caused it to change to a country of unity rather than a series of hegemonies. Trevalyan. The Famine Queen. Those who profited from 1916 and stampeded over the dead, to positions of privilege. Those who drove out the left wing during and after the Civil War. Those who used that Civil War to avenge personal slights and fatally express personal enmities.

Those who reacted to the awful crime that was 9/11 as if it were an act of war rather than a crime by a small group of homicidal maniacs.

Those who wiped out the Neanderthals. Those responsible for the danger to climate that looks quite likely to end human life on this planet within the next 50 to 100 years.

Ooops, for a pacifist I'm getting into this a bit too much. Will stop now.

Allyall

paddy147 wrote: »

Nearly.:D

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/irishsun/irishsunnews/4256152/Bertie-Ahern-escapes-a-pub-dig.html

The "Random Punter" got thrown out..:eek:
If it had been my pub, i would have allowed everyone to have a go at him, before throwing B.A. out.

They cover it by saying, maybe he wasn't abusing B.A. but was just abusive in General..

Phew... I thought for a minute someone got thrown out for abusing the worst thing that has ever happened to our Country.. :pac:

wait for it..

DEFTLEFTHAND

Dotsey wrote: »

no chance, because of the input of drugs and longer sentences and RICO's the potential for people to flip is greater because of the possibilty of life behind bars for maintaining silence. Gotti only ruled one family out of five.

Little Italy is practically only a row of shops 20 metres long in Manhattan nowadays so the mob is long gone

The five families are still in existence though, scaled down from the hayday of course but the potential is always there for a revival, especially with the current economic climate. I agree that with the current legal stance on O.C it will be difficult for them, but these groups have always evolved with the times in the past.

RobbingBandit

Bob Barker, the price was just never right.

Seriously though I am surprised no one has shot Paul Williams yet, that guy is a pompous ****er who writes garbage.

Very strange Richard Dawkins hasn't been put away by the Popes hired goons yet also.

mickgotsick

IrishAm wrote: »

The Fuhrer of the Third Reich, Adolf Hitler.

He fucked up Europe. Actually, he should have been kept alive, surviving on basic rations. Let the cunt suffer.

The definition of a race traitor.

I'm not sure if Hitler was the worst of the Reich, he had the support of a lot of deranged people like Himmler and Goering. It was Himmler that arranged the killing of so many people.

syklops

Allyall wrote: »

How in God's Name is Bertie not mentioned here?

Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern
Bertie Ahern

It seems strange although not that unsurprising, if you look at political history over the last 30 years, that Enda Kenny was mentioned twice in the first 5 posts, and Bertie didnt get mentioned until post 26. It seems many posters here have short memories.

Vicar in a tutu

Maggie Thatcher
Martin McGuinness
Gerry Adams
Ian Paisley
James Holmes
Stuart Hazell

Lapin

Tar.Aldarion

Just to see if she really is immortal. :eek:

al28283

Is there any limit to this thread?
If i say someone should have been assassinated because they're black/white/christian/jewish/muslim? Can we suggest other boards users? cos there are one or two I'd like to suggest. Is that a problem or does anything go? I mean if we're murdering people there's not much room for political or moral correctness right?

can I get a mod to answer this? If not i'll assume it's all ok and give my suggestions

Chuck Stone

al28283 wrote: »

Is there any limit to this thread?
If i say someone should have been assassinated because they're black/white/christian/jewish/muslim? Is that a problem or does anything go? I mean if we're murdering people there's not much room for political corectness right?

You're right. Killing people is never a good way of solving problems because the best killer gets the furthest which is how monsters are made.

Augmerson

al28283 wrote: »

Is there any limit to this thread?
If i say someone should have been assassinated because they're black/white/christian/jewish/muslim? Is that a problem or does anything go? I mean if we're murdering people there's not much room for political or moral correctness right?

Well now if you go saying that someone like Bosco or DJ Carey should be assassinated then that is just racist so be careful.

al28283

So does anything go? Any mods here at all?

paddy147

Ive a feeling that it may get closed down,if it crosses a certain line.