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My imaginary chip van.

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  • #62
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Do you serve beer? Do you show sports?
    I like this place.


  • #63
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Do you serve beer? Do you show sports?
    I like this place.

    We serve cold beer in 3 pint pitchers and have every sports channel you could imagine.

    If the women's 200m world record is broken tonight there's a free beer for everyone in the thread.

    (I put €10 on the WR being broken* on behalf of Chuck's Diner)


    *no, really I did. :)


  • #64
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Chuck's Diner.
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I'm actually getting defensive of my imaginary chip van :pac:

    You see, it's all about reputation in the food business.

    In the interest of maintaining your good reputation then, may I suggest you rename your chipper 'Honest Chuck's Diner', lest anyone get the impression that it's a less than honourable establishment.

    Because everyone knows that if honest is in the name, it must be true.


  • #65
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    We serve cold beer in 3 pint pitchers and have every sports channel you could imagine.

    If the women's 200m world record is broken tonight there's a free beer for everyone in the thread.

    (I put €10 on the WR being broken* on behalf of Chuck's Diner)


    *no, really I did. :)

    have any w.r's been broken?


  • #66
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    have any w.r's been broken?

    Men's 4 x 100m relay world record just broken by the Jamacans. So what do I get for that?


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  • #67
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Men's 4 x 100m relay world record just broken by the Jamacans. So what do I get for that?

    Free pitcher of beer with a Whirly Burger for the regulars.


  • #68
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Great gaff, any pictures?


  • #69
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Great gaff, any pictures?

    Sneak preview.


  • #70
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    thumbs-up.jpg


  • #71
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    I only replied because it was post 69, and I wanted to make sure there was no Debauchary going on, and now that I Realise it was post 71 it's OK

    22/25



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  • #72
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    uch wrote: »
    I only replied because it was post 69, and I wanted to make sure there was no Debauchary going on, and now that I Realise it was post 71 it's OK

    Awww, and you only missed it by three days! Here, have a seat and let me buy you a 72oz blue steak with my loyalty card, if I can just find the damn thing.


  • #73
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Are you still servin'?

    22/25



  • #74
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Looks like Chuck's not here, but I know a way to sneak in and get you whatever you want. Just don't tell Chuck.


  • #75
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    OK, I'll have battered onions and cheese toast please.....

    22/25



  • #76
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Looks like Chuck's not here, but I know a way to sneak in and get you whatever you want. Just don't tell Chuck.

    Now thats battered onions & cheese toasted

    not battered cheese and toast,, you might hide the onion

    I hope you know the difference?

    22/25



  • #77
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    uch wrote: »
    Now thats battered onions & cheese toasted

    not battered cheese and toast,, you might hide the onion

    I hope you know the difference?

    Not really, I'm getting a bit confused now but I'll do my best.


  • #78
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Okay, I can't get into the fridge so you'll have to make do with this cooked rat that I found in a trap around the back and some leftover soylent green I found in the bin.


  • #79
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Jesus lads we're supposed to be closed!

    Ah sure help ye'rselves and leave the difference in the till.

    Regulars is regulars after all.


  • #80
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    SHIT! CHEESE IT!

    Oh wait, it's cool. Everyone relax.


  • #81
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Can I order tea and crumpets puhlease.


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  • #82
    Icarus Wings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Icarus Wings


    This is RIDICULOUS!! I've been standing here for over a month waitin' for my order!!

    I'm wasting away...actually contemplating eating the next person I catch serving...


  • #83
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Can I order tea and crumpets puhlease.

    Tea and scrupmets for Ma'am with a complimentary slice of cake.
    Icarus Wings wrote: »
    This is RIDICULOUS!! I've been standing here for over a month waitin' for my order!!

    Well you do look a bit like a totem pole so we thought you were an ornament.

    Whirly Burger meal on the house. ;)


  • #84
    Icarus Wings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Icarus Wings


    Icarus Wings wrote: »
    ...actually contemplating eating the next person I catch serving...

    Hmmm...you'll do nicely!!

    ...Wait, you look a little on the scrawny side yourself! Bit stringy too...don't like getting bits stuck in my teeth! :(
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Whirly Burger meal on the house. ;)

    Alright, I'll take the free meal! Sound, Chuck Stone! And to think I was gonna take my cannibalistic custom elsewhere...:D

    **tips top hat to Chuck Stone and rollerblades away**


  • #85
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭uch


    Here!, we'll have none of that favourmatism here!! I want a free Whirly burger aaaaannnd something else free too

    22/25



  • #86
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?


  • #87
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want what he wants.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYNQAoTtJy4


  • #88
    SIR PEADO BAILOUT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭SIR PEADO BAILOUT


    Why does da vinegar smell like cats piss,is it me ? ?


  • #89
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    uch wrote: »
    Here!, we'll have none of that favourmatism here!! I want a free Whirly burger aaaaannnd something else free too

    Free Whirly burger and a complimentary soft drink of your choice.
    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

    Green chilli sauce or red? Heck - have both, Sir. (green in a little pot out of shot).
    SIR PEADO BAILOUT wrote: »
    Why does da vinegar smell like cats piss,is it me ? ?

    It's you and you're...

    BARRED.


  • #90
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Breaaaaaakfaaast.

    I'd like a boiled dodo egg.


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  • #91
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    WHERES MY DODO EGG???!!


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