Weirdest house/flat mate you ever had?

anxiously read the whole thread to ensure there was no stories about me

relief !!!

Lived with a very strange girl in college, she was alright but a little odd, kept to herself and had a lot of gentlemen callers she met on the internet.

She did have one male "friend" who used to be around a lot, he was a creep, used to come to the house high! they used to do stuff on the couch, have sexy time, while we were all in the house. the stairs was in the living room so on more than one occasion I was going across the landing to the loo only to see stuff that made me want to scratch my eyes out. My other house mate was going downstairs one night when she suddenly realised what was going on, he spotted her and winked at her and beckoned her to join them!! she ran!

he also ate all our food and drank every bit of alcohol we had. we sat her down and told her we didnt want him in the house anymore, she cried and told us she loved him (how could anyone love someone so vile we asked ourselves). so we told her no more sexy time in the living room and he cant touch our food/drink, or else he cant come into the house.

so a few days later he is there again, next morning we get up and there, in the middle of the bathroom floor is a big poo!!! nearly got sick!! confronted both of them, he claims he didnt do it (yea right). we made his "girlfriend" clean it up!! He also ate all the ham out of the fridge and then told my nice housemate that he had seen me eating it, and I am a veggie!! So we told him to leave and never come back, he then told yer one he was seeing that it was all over and she should probably get herself tested for STIs!

So he was never in the house again and a few months later we were out in town and saw him pull a knife on some guy only to be wrestled to the ground by a couple of guards. Major scumbag.

never do a one upping pissing contest about so called 'weird' house mates with someone who lives in institutional/residential care.:D

have lived in institutional and residential care since just before twentyith birthday [twenty eight now] primarily for adults with severe or profound multiple learning disability,many of whom were also physicaly disabled and some are terminaly ill.

however,have only ever felt remotely moved to recognise just several fellow resident as 'weird',she projectile vomits and rubs the sick in her hair,in front of support staff she shts,rolls it into balls and eats it;then woud throw it at staff,she woud stand in front of the male residents and strip off all of her clothes [knickers n all] and start scratching her vaj then she woud throw the nearest object at them because the lads were old fashioned and refused to hit a female.
she knew am profoundly sound sensitive,which in turn triggered off autistic meltdowns, sensory overload [which am left temperarily blinded by] and epileptic seizures,so if she wasnt getting the attention she wanted she woud do things like set off the fire alarms [not a normal house alarm-it was a proper institutional setup] wait till am out of bedroom and get close enough but not close enough to hit,then scream-so woud fall down and head plant the flaw.
this happened throughout the day every day,had collected a number of fractures [wrists and skull] from the fall out of her behavior,social services let it go on for a year until the girl got to close when she was going to scream so knocked her out.
resulted in a emergency transfer to another hellhole residential home but thats council places.

in the home was transfered to,had knew most of the people there from the institution we all lived in before the council shut it down,this one girl was super crazy,am not sure why she was ever in learning disability services as her issue was mental health.
she was forcibly on the pill because she used to try and find random men to have a baby with,she woud get delusional about them thinking they were marrying her and she come out with all this bollox about a non existant wedding,she was racist against foreign people and black staff-most of the staff were nigerians who had just got the job in her unit because the social services tried to get agency staff in for low risk residents-woud stand there laughing at how hypocritical she was-like best friends and then as soon as their shift was up it was like a total change chatting sht,the management had to stop black staff from working in their unit as they were getting complaints.

she had tricholomania-a impulsive habit in pulling the hair out,had had that as well as her but she actualy pulls the entire head of hair out and eats it,always wondered if she sat there coughing up hair balls in her unit like a cat.:pac:

male staff werent allowed in her unit on their own because she used to molest them-well grab them, swing them on the bed and urgh,no idea what else,there was a time where she pretended to be lifeless in her bed one morning when her 'favourite' male staff was on and he went in and put his head down to check on her breath,big mistake-she grabbed him and felt as much of him as she coud manage.
even more immoral,when we used to live in the institution together,she used to try and force herself on a profoundly autistic lad; he was a lovely guy and never hurt a fly but he coudnt communicate at all what she had done.
she used to stalk him to,she said they were getting married,as good a friend as sean was he didnt have the capacity or interest to understand marriage,she was really delusional.

as part of the autism am communication/speech impaired and used to have a high quality text to speech program upon the days of using windows,had once stood outside her locked bedroom door [she rarely ever opened it] and typed in a message saying hi marie, this is god...... and it went on until coudnt hold the laptop anylonger from laughing,she replied to all the questions until she heard a lot of sniggering going on.
she is a christian and is very wicked towards anyone who doesnt follow her biases and prejudices.

lived with a guy in england [he was the landlord] lovely guy but he never washed or put clean clothes on .
he have a shower maybe once a month
the house where i lived was really big as i had only one room there was another 6 bedrooms and 2 living rooms ,and every couple months he move bedrooms ,and leave an terrible smeely mess .
he only eat indian curry even for breakfast ,the smell of him was something i never forget

Years ago, shared a house with four other people. We were stuck for a new tenant, so basically took in the first person who showed up with the deposit. Anyway, a guy moved in who seemed a little strange. He used to stare at us while we were watching telly and conversation with him was tough going. Didn't think much of it at first, but he made us all feel just a little unsettled

My bedroom was directly above the living room, and I started to get woken up at night by him moving the furniture around. It was a tiled floor, so it made quite a bit of noise. The next morning I'd get up and everything would be in its original position. I asked him about it jokingly once, but he denied all knowledge and actually got offended

One of the girls once got up at around 4am for a glass of water, turned on the kitchen light and he was just standing there in the middle of the room staring at the sink. And just started a normal conversation with her as if it was fine to just stand there in the dark in the middle of the night

One night I arrived in from work and he was drinking with an equally weird friend. Offered them both a can, but they refused, telling me they would only drink their beer out of their tankards (no idea why they couldn't just pour the can into the tankard), and would only talk to me and each other in Ye Olde English, 'Bring me a fair maiden' etc. Got up to leave the room after a beer and he starting shouting at me about having no manners. In Ye Olde English of course. I let it go, and the rest of the house just tolerated his behaviour too as he wasn't really doing much wrong

Few weeks later, and he was at the same craic with one of my flatmates who told him if he didn't shut the f*ck up and stop acting like a weirdo, he'd hit him a slap. Next day, he came down and had a rant at all of us, said he knew where he wasn't welcome, and moved out, just like that.