Weirdest house/flat mate you ever had?

Novella wrote: »

In first year of college, I lived in on-campus accommodation. One day, one of the girls asked me for a lend of a razor. I gave her a disposable out of a packet I had that had never been used. She later tried to return it to me. Ew!

Its only pubes.

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

No, no I cant.......

I was coming on here to post an awesome story about a spunk-bucket of a housemate who used to shag EVERYONE. 3 of my mates at the same time in a pub toilet once. And literally any lad who called to the house for a few cans..... but after reading that OP story I just couldn;t do it any justice.

Sounds like somebody didnt get the ride

Oranage2 wrote: »

Sounds like somebody didnt get the ride

Unfortunatlely, to my great shame, I did.

watna wrote: »

There's an epic thread about this somewhere in AH. There were some great stories there.

I'm too lazy to search for it though.

Worst Housemates Ever

One night I woke up hearing my door open up and a guy trying to sneak in, the GF started prodding me and I saw this figure standing at the side of the bed looking at us :eek: Without even thinking I hopped out of the bed, grabbed the person and fùcked them out of the room ready to kill them.

It wasn't until the we got outside my room that I realised it was my lesbian housemate (she has a boy's harido which made think it was a guy in the dark :pac:) The girl is a complete oddball so this was a suprise, even from her.

About 2 weeks later she did the exact same thing but this time I was awake sitting on my bed. She looks like she tries to sneak in and I just stare at her, watching her move like The Grinch. She looks at me, laughs and repeatedly mumbles "Pee-Pee" while her eyes were barely opened. I pushed her out and locked the door, she looked too wired to say anything to her.

She stopped doing it to me and started venturing into the other housemate's rooms. Freaked all of them out and now nobody enters or leaves their rooms without locking the shìt out of it.

Along with her leaving the immersion on for 8 hours a day (She'd come home at 4am, turn it on and then have a shower at 12 noon) we had enough of her shìt and told the landlord to sort her the fùck out. He had a chat with her and now she sneaks in and out of the house.

Her GF is an even bigger nutjob, very angry and deranged looking girl. One night my Muslim housemate (Colours of Benetton house I live in :P) was having a piss when the girl turned off the light on him. He shouted out that he was still in the toilet to which she turns it back on.................then turns it off again and runs downstairs.

The Muslim guy thought it was me or the other housemate playing a joke on him so when he goes downstairs he notices that the person is in the downstairs toilet. As a joke, he turns the light off to which he gets this deep, butch female voice saying: "Uhhhh, I'm still in here!" He got a shock, turned it back on and apologised to which the girl replied "You can leave it off...........if you want"

Baffled, he walks into the kitchen, she comes out of the toilet and into the kitchen after him, he turns around and sees her standing there..........towel around her waist.........but topless and rubbing her boobs (like as if she was tuning in a radio station) while threatening to kill him if he ever did that again to her. Poor guy was terrifed of her and ran straight up to me to tell me the story.

Everytime I mention the fact I live with 2 lesbian's people think along the lines of Playboy bunnies quality...............eh...............far, far from it.

my BROTHER

sunflower27 wrote: »

Actually, that's a point. If he ran out of loo roll he just used his sock?

OP, did you ever see him walking around in just one sock?

is this him...........
http://www.suffolkfreepress.co.uk/news/manure_fetish_man_jailed_1_2528122

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Not as bad as the rest of these, but in first year I was due to move into my first house. Got there with my parents and rang the doorbell several times, no answer. We stay there for about 2 hours and are just about to give up when a very sleepy sloppy looking girl lets us in. I get chatting to her later, she seems a bit weird but OK. Later I'm opening presses to stock up food, they're full of empty beer and vodka bottles, turns out she's a complete alcoholic and gets drunk most nights but still manages to hold down a job, however she put plates with food still on them back in the press to be used again! Her boyfriend would come on the weekends and take over the whole table with his big stupid paper so I used to have to use a tiny corner of it to eat breakfast off! Then the other housemate who had been away for a while came back, she wasn't too bad, the alcho moved out and another girl moved in (the only normal one may I add.) The housemate who'd been away was OK as I've said but kind of boring and in her mid 30s so I didn't have much to talk to her about. I'd spend a lot of time in my room because she always took over the TV watching reality shows. The other housemate told me the 30's one was bitching about me saying I'm so unsociable and should make more of an effort even though I chatted to her every time I saw her, I really don't know why she was bothered trying to socialise with an 18 year old student