Man thinks he's Jesus

Ah he's ok, but he's no bowl of Special K!

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Why are we so quick to dismiss this guy? He could be Jesus. I could be Jesus. So could you.

Not the first nut, and will not be the last.

Helix wrote: »

you know, if jesus did exist, and he was the son of god, if he ever came back he'd find himself drugged up to the eyeballs in a nuthouse pretty sharp

I suppose it beats a crucifixion.

At 2.01 as he talks about the blind people he healed he is shaking his head.

Now I've watched at least three episodes of 'lie to me' so I can say with authority that this subconcious gesture means he has no confidence in what he is saying.
He doesn't believe he has healed people.... I would almost risk the law suit of saying this man probably isn't Jesus.

WumBuster wrote: »

First of all, he claims his partner is Mary magdeline, but Jesus was never married or in a relationship with Mary Magdeline, she was just a follower(ex-prozzie who he healed, according to the bible).

Never in a relationship. That is a laugh. How do you know? The bible which was heavly censored by the church who are not known for the treatment of women at the best of times??? See does crop up alot of time in the bible. Plus language changes over time. So what if jesus did have a sexual relationship with a woman. What difference does it make?
she was a prozzie? Where does it say that she was a prostitute may i ask?

WumBuster wrote: »

secondly, as prophesised in the bible, there are 3 comings of jesus, the original one where lives on the earth and dies for the salvation of mankind(done)

Back to the origional one. You are assuming that jesus is god, (or one that is part of 3 that is also the trinaty or whatever). First off jesus never said that he is god. He 'thought us' to say 'our father who art in...' See the our? That implys that we are all sons and daughters of god does it not? He 'came down from hevan and became man'. does this not mean that anything that he 'achived' we can also achieve if we put our mind to it? Might have to spend 20 odd years in medatation to do so (jesus's missing years). otherwise what was the point in becoming man?
The divinaty of jesus crist was voted upon by those in the church a cuple of hundred years after his death in the treaty of nicea. The church was loosing members and they thought (rightly) that if they made jesus divine they would attract more members.

On this basis i declare myself the son of god

WumBuster wrote: »

second coming is where he appears in the sky and makes a signal but goes away quickly without touching the ground, and the 3rd coming is where, after 7 years of rule by the anti-christ, he comes back to dethrone him, and end the world.

Where does it say this? It proberly does say it somewhere but The bible says alot of things. Book of relevations says alot too. Interesting read if you ever get the chance.

I have seen evidence that suggests jesus was a mushroom. Doesn't make it true. There is people who believe this. Google it if you dont believe me.still more believable than the orgional though

On that basis, this guy is full of sheet.

I agree