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Do you have a feel of your fruit before buying?

  • 23-07-2012 10:30PM
    #1
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭


    I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?


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  • #2
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    My balls.


  • #3
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Tbh I buy packets of apples so just make sure there's not any brown bits visible


  • #4
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    I like to fondle bananas the most.


  • #5
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I use my eyes. I hate people man handling all the fruit.


  • #6
    dingdong1234567
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭dingdong1234567


    i do enjoy handling my plums


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  • #7
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    No, just bread. Gotta feel the bread.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?

    I feel everything I can before it plays a part in my life! :o


  • #9
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I just throw **** in my trolley....I never pay attention to what Im getting. i dont even look at prices.

    I was buying bread the other day and my sister came running up. DONT GET THAT BREAD!!!! ITS SQUASHED!

    Who cares?? Its all the bloody same!!!


  • #10
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Only the melons :D


  • #11
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Biggins wrote: »
    supernova84 wrote: »
    I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?

    I feel everything I can before it plays a part of my life! :o

    Bet you gave your in laws a shock.


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  • #12
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.


  • #13
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

    yeah its a hoor trying to sit down with them


  • #14
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

    I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!!

    No wonder my room mates left!


  • #15
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    syndeyfife wrote: »

    I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!

    No wonder my room mates left!

    Well once all your male room mates found out you were a spitter the writing was on the wall hahahoho


  • #16
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling


  • #17
    King George VI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Nah, if it looks good I'll buy it. I don't like buying fruit if I see kids picking it up with their sticky little paws. Bastards!


  • #18
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    Saul-Goode9 wrote: »
    Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling

    All in a days work my goode fellow


  • #19
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Saul-Goode9 wrote: »
    Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling

    But with all his perving it's pair fondling he really wants to be doing


  • #20
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    kfallon wrote: »

    But with all his perving it's pair fondling he really wants to be doing

    Everybody fondles their fruit in shops these days Mr Fallon, whether or what they fondle at home is their own business


  • #21
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Never feel my fruit before I buy them.

    Livestock on the other hand. Sure tis a requirement


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  • #22
    poppyvally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭poppyvally


    supernova84 wrote: »
    I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

    seeds are the best part of them, i munch them up & swallow them. Just the small seeds like kiwi & grapes


  • #23
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!!

    No wonder my room mates left!

    Spitting seed eh, I am disappointed :(


  • #24
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I really have to start washing my fruit before I eat it....


  • #25
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I really have to start washing my fruit before I eat it....

    Go on.....tell us your story


  • #26
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    kfallon wrote: »
    Go on.....tell us your story

    No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first :(


  • #27
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first :(

    Always give it a quick wash, I won't eat it without a wash first.

    As I said before I prefer to buy apples in packets, reduces the amount of fondling that can happen before you buy them


  • #28
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    syndeyfife wrote: »

    No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first :(

    Its important to wash your fruit in the morning


  • #29
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    I like to press it between my boobs.


  • #30
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I molest the grapes at every opportunity ...yes


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  • #31
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    jaysus that was some heat today, pushing a buggy up a steep hill took it out of me. i had a right 'cabinet reshuffle' when i got back


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