Do you have a feel of your fruit before buying?

supernova84

I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?

Shryke

My balls.

kfallon

Tbh I buy packets of apples so just make sure there's not any brown bits visible

Diego Maradona

I like to fondle bananas the most.

woodoo

I use my eyes. I hate people man handling all the fruit.

dingdong1234567

i do enjoy handling my plums

DarkJager

No, just bread. Gotta feel the bread.

Biggins

supernova84 wrote: »

I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?

I feel everything I can before it plays a part in my life!

mauzo

I just throw **** in my trolley....I never pay attention to what Im getting. i dont even look at prices.

I was buying bread the other day and my sister came running up. DONT GET THAT BREAD!!!! ITS SQUASHED!

Who cares?? Its all the bloody same!!!

Snowie

Only the melons

Shryke

Biggins wrote: »

supernova84 wrote: »

I always have a good feel to make sure my pears aren't too hard. Do you feel your fruit before buying and which fruit do you fondle the most?

I feel everything I can before it plays a part of my life!

Bet you gave your in laws a shock.

supernova84

I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

admiralofthefleet

supernova84 wrote: »

I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

yeah its a hoor trying to sit down with them

mauzo

supernova84 wrote: »

I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!!

No wonder my room mates left!

supernova84

syndeyfife wrote: »

I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!

No wonder my room mates left!

Well once all your male room mates found out you were a spitter the writing was on the wall hahahoho

Washington Irving

Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling

King George VI

Nah, if it looks good I'll buy it. I don't like buying fruit if I see kids picking it up with their sticky little paws. Bastards!

supernova84

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling

All in a days work my goode fellow

kfallon

Saul-Goode9 wrote: »

Supernova has a lot of great supermarket stories. First the perving on women in the supermarket and now the pear fondling

But with all his perving it's pair fondling he really wants to be doing

supernova84

kfallon wrote: »

But with all his perving it's pair fondling he really wants to be doing

Everybody fondles their fruit in shops these days Mr Fallon, whether or what they fondle at home is their own business

castletownman

Never feel my fruit before I buy them.

Livestock on the other hand. Sure tis a requirement

poppyvally

supernova84 wrote: »

I hate grapes with seeds aswell, so always try one out just to make sure it's a ok.

seeds are the best part of them, i munch them up & swallow them. Just the small seeds like kiwi & grapes

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

I love grapes with seeds!! Spitting the seeds halfway across the room is the best part!!

No wonder my room mates left!

Spitting seed eh, I am disappointed

mauzo

I really have to start washing my fruit before I eat it....

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

I really have to start washing my fruit before I eat it....

Go on.....tell us your story

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Go on.....tell us your story

No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first

Always give it a quick wash, I won't eat it without a wash first.

As I said before I prefer to buy apples in packets, reduces the amount of fondling that can happen before you buy them

supernova84

syndeyfife wrote: »

No story, just the amount of people who fondle fruit. I just buy it, bring it home and eat it without washing it first

Its important to wash your fruit in the morning

Pantsface

I like to press it between my boobs.

Latchy

I molest the grapes at every opportunity ...yes

admiralofthefleet

jaysus that was some heat today, pushing a buggy up a steep hill took it out of me. i had a right 'cabinet reshuffle' when i got back

Rich11

i have to feel it first before i put my mouth near it;)

AckwelFoley

1 of my favorite pasttimes is going in to tescos shopping and popping all the seals on the jars I know this is kind of childish but I enjoy this. . kind of my way of getting back at the man

supernova84

I fondle my bag of apples to make sure all are ripe and no duds are included.

StankyStevie

I think everything should be examined before it enters ones mouth.

WoollyRedHat

I put the fruit down my trousers. Then I know whether it's worth buying or not. I don't understand when people give me disgusting looks though, it's the only way you know.

Pottler

I try and steer clear of fruits, except oranges and mandarins. God made a good wrapper on those, keeps the fondlers at bay.

jester77

The liches always get a squeeze

Zer0

If it's plums or pears then yes, I want to know if they're soft.. Otherwise nawh.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Yes, I like 'em not too soft and not too hard.

King Of Wishful Thinking

Yes, I'm not popular round the King's Cross way at all.

Pottler

King Of Wishful Thinking wrote: »

Yes, I'm not popular round the King's Cross way at all.

That's just wishful thinking.

LLU

Yes.

Pottler

LLU wrote: »

Yes.

Yes?

PizzamanIRL

Only oranges, i hate them real soft or too hard.

Whats the deal with feeling bread, its soft all the tim so what are you feeling for?

areyawell

I usually take a poo, scratch my balls and ass hole for an hour, have a tug and dont wash my hands and then on to the supermarket. I then handle as much food as possible such as rolls and fruits and laugh at people buying them with my scummy hands on them

Pottler

areyawell wrote: »

I usually take a poo, scratch my balls and ass hole for an hour, have a tug and dont wash my hands and then on to the supermarket. I then handle as much food as possible such as rolls and fruits and laugh at people buying them with my scummy hands on them

We love you even more than before for sharing that. not.

ArtSmart

I prefer someone else to grab my tomatoes and give them a squeeze before any money is handed over.