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Living with a Crystal Meth dealer

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  • #62
    Seren_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,810 ✭✭✭Seren_


    Does he end every sentence with the word "bitch"?


  • #63
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,145 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    I hate spending any significant time with druggies not because i give a $hit what they get up to but because they are such self-indulgent f**king boring b@st@rds and their timezones are at complete odds with everyone else's.

    However, crystal meth brings a particular scummy element to the whole thing.

    If you can afford AT ALL (beg, borrow, steal) to abandon that four weeks rent, I'd be packing my bags right now.

    If not, get onto the landlord and threaten calling the police as suggested above. But I'd do this as last resort.

    Whatever you do though, leave asap.


  • #64
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Katgurl wrote: »
    and their timezones are at complete odds with everyone else's.

    :confused:
    They have their own timezone ?

    Junkie Standard Time ???


  • #65
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The ****ing kitchen is in a state!:mad:


  • #66
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The ****ing kitchen is in a state!:mad:

    I think you have bigger problems than a messy kitchen.


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  • #67
    Madame K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭Madame K


    You should snitch.


  • #68
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The ****ing kitchen is in a state!:mad:

    Why, have bits of his skin starting falling in the sink yet, or splashes on blood on the floor??

    Leave now, pharmacy student living with a meth head? You are Begging for a custodial sentence.


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I studying pharmacy and I doubt it would look good in a drug bust.

    Yeah, not so much


  • #70
    .ak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,308 ✭✭✭✭.ak


    The biggest question is...

    Can you cook?

    lets-cook-breakfast-breaking-bad1.jpg


  • #71
    shrewdness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭shrewdness


    Ask your roommate if his dealer is bald, has a goatee, and occasionally wears sunglasses and a pork-pie hat. If that sounds like him I'd get the fcuk out now before your flat is blown up or something, that guy's crazy.


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  • #72
    Rhand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭Rhand


    What's your mates number and can I mention I know you?


  • #73
    mariano rivera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    I know James seems like a real nice chappie in spite of his narcotics addition

    But, at some stage

    HE IS GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE


  • #74
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Jaysus, it's only a bit of meth. Make a meth and ham sambo, lovely.


  • #75
    mariano rivera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Jaysus, it's only a bit of meth. Make a meth and ham sambo, lovely.

    Ye, it ill be grand


  • #76
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    bit of meth they said. Be grand they said :pac:


  • #77
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    I bet he was crap at meth in school and all. I know the type


  • #78
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Are you at least getting the meth at 'friends rates'?


  • #79
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Bambi wrote: »
    I bet he was crap at meth in school and all. I know the type

    You know the type?... Loud as a motorbike? But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight?


  • #80
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    The methheads on Breaking Bad have been doing it for years and their brains are fried, that's why your friend doesn't look like them yet.

    Seriously, get away from the place as soon as possible. You don't want to be there when scumbags come and break his legs. Is he dealing from the flat?


  • #81
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    watch Breaking Bad, that will show you what to do ..


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  • #82
    supernova84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭supernova84


    I'd try get in contact with his patents OP. I doubt they know what's going on and would be the only ones who could help the poor lad at this stage.


  • #83
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I may have to move out as I studying pharmacy and I doubt it would look good in a drug bust.

    Have you ever considered working on a cruise liner? Erm... down in the kitchen cooking 'stuff'...


  • #84
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Have you ever considered working on a cruise liner? Erm... down in the kitchen cooking 'stuff'...

    Chemist would be better at making the aul meth. Pharmacists would just be good at selling it and calculating the 1.8 dispensing fee.;)

    On saying that, after looking up on the internet how to make crystal, I could probably make it although I would be likely to blow up an apartment complex or get put in prison for a long stretch.


  • #85
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    wait a meth, ham you say, you should.

    :confused: are you on meth?


  • #86
    ComfyKnickers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭ComfyKnickers


    Was the ham crumbed or plain?


  • #87
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    ComfyKnickers wrote: »
    Was the ham crumbed or plain?

    Answer needed. Surely OP will deliver.


  • #88
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ComfyKnickers wrote: »
    Was the ham crumbed or plain?

    Crumbled, salted by the tears of desperation. I can hear country and western music playing in his bedroom.


  • #89
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Step 1 : buy ham
    Step 2
    Step 3 : profit


  • #90
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Just don't put up with his phoney antics housemates on uppers are insufferable until it inevitably becomes a real downer. I had to witness a stageplay every night! This particular Lynch was a shark for anything n everything :/ bar crack apparently. Some ****in displays I tell thee. Tried to give me head at one point, despite not being gay?! Hella drugz


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  • #91
    SeanPuddin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭SeanPuddin


    Ride it out for the 4 weeks and see what comes of it. Could be craic.


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