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A coke and hookers cruise...

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  • #32
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    that would be some job on a cruise ship :pac:


  • #33
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Where would you get the hookers from though?

    I have no idea. Put an ad in the paper? There'd be male hookers there too for the ladies.

    I'd be an equal opportunist employer.


  • #34
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    If I was to buy a cruise ship, kit it out with a casino, a highly regulated brothel, a drugs and alcohol bar, park it in international waters and ferry people out and back for dastardly days of debauchery and decadence - would I be breaking any laws?

    If Spanish trawlers can flout laws I don't see why you can't. Do you do christenings?


  • #35
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    actully why cant you just go on one of those translantic cruses and bring you coke and hookers with you. Once in international waters do all the coke and hookers becouse you are not under any law :rolleyes:

    saves you buying and kitting out your boat


  • #36
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I have no idea. Put an ad in the paper? There'd be male hookers there too for the ladies.

    I'd be an equal opportunist employer.

    Try an agency maybe. You'd have to make sure they're screened. Some pole dancers would be nice too.


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  • #37
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    actully why cant you just go on one of those translantic cruses and bring you coke and hookers with you. Once in international waters do all the coke and hookers becouse you are not under any law :rolleyes:

    Jesus would you relax. I've never used either coke or a hooker.

    Just thinking out loud FFS.


  • #38
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I have no idea. Put an ad in the paper? There'd be male hookers there too for the ladies.

    I'd be an equal opportunist employer.

    Kickstarter. There's your starting point. Then Dragon's Den. Then it's onto the VCs.


  • #39
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    hightower1 wrote: »
    Where to is right, you have to register your ship under a countries flag, you must get written permission to do so from the country in question and register the vessle with them. Once in international waters your governed under that countries laws. Its up to you what countries flag you want to be under and then seek their permission.

    How about Sealand?


  • #40
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Jesus would you relax. I've never used either coke or a hooker.

    Just thinking out loud FFS.

    Neither have i. See the sarcastic face? :rolleyes: I am talking hypotatically


  • #41
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    token101 wrote: »
    How about Sealand?
    Has to be a sovereign state that allows registration of foreign owned vessels.


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  • #42
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    You could turn it into a reality TV show and make a fortune. It wouldn't be any worse than some of the sh1te they've been showing on TV3 lately.


  • #43
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    i dont think you are breaking any laws but police will soon find out and will catch you bringing drugs to the boat at somestage and charge you with that.

    The drugs have to be brought to the ship so they would just catch you bring them in that direction but while still in irish/english/whatever waters

    Well presumably we are talking one big ass boat here.

    You could just set up a lab on the boat and employ some full time chemists to synthesize a lot of the stuff in house.

    You could also have sections set up to grow natural things like cannabis etc with grow lamps and a hydroponics set up.

    Chuck, that's gotta get me some sort of a position? I'm a problem solver, me.


  • #44
    erin1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭erin1977


    That's just smart business sense.. You will be making cash all the way around.. Even if you get big pay outs from casinos, it would go right back in the drugs and hookers!! Because we all know how we celebrate after getting some cash in Vegas... Drugs and hookers!!!


  • #45
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    strobe wrote: »
    Well presumably we are talking one big ass boat here.

    You could just set up a lab on the boat and employ some full time chemists to synthesize a lot of the stuff in house.

    You could also have sections set up to grow natural things like cannabis etc with grow lamps and a hydroponics set up.

    Chuck, that's gotta get me some sort of a position? I'm a problem solver, me.

    Hahahaha. I am actully really suprised that something like that hasn't been done before


  • #46
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    I always wanted a U-boat.


  • #47
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    Hahahaha. I am actully really suprised that something like that hasn't been done before

    It would be sabotaged by puritans and conservitards within a month. They'd say it was a communist conspiracy or say there was children being abused.

    And then there'd be the first overboard death from drink/drugs and they'd make up a health and safety crusade (but really they'd be suppressing freedom) - then the whole operation would be nuked from orbit (it's the only way to be shure).

    Ah well - they were fun times. :pac:


  • #48
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    hightower1 wrote: »
    Where to is right, you have to register your ship under a countries flag, you must get written permission to do so from the country in question and register the vessle with them. Once in international waters your governed under that countries laws. Its up to you what countries flag you want to be under and then seek their permission.

    Could you not just not register it with any country?


  • #49
    erin1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭erin1977


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It would be sabotaged by puritans and conservitards within a month. They'd say it was a communist conspiracy or say there was children being abused.

    And then there'd be the first overboard death from drink/drugs and they'd make up a health and safety crusade (but really they'd be suppressing freedom) - then the whole operation would be nuked from orbit (it's the only way to be shure).

    Ah well - they were fun times. :pac:

    That's why you have security and PR people.. It wasn't a drug OD, he slipped on a bible and went over board.. And anytime that includes drugs and hookers are fun times!!


  • #50
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Where would you get the hookers from though?


    Leitrim :D


  • #51
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I don't know about the practical aspects and legalities, but if you ever do succeed in getting a venture like that under way, I only hope you call the vessel "The Good Ship Venus".

    P.s. I have a Free Travel Pass and a Senior Smart Pass for the Six Counties, but I suppose it wouldn't be valid on your ship. But maybe you'll give OAP's like me a discount?

    Anyway, best of luck!




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  • #52
    Eggy Baby!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Eggy Baby!


    Highly regulated? Bitch please.


  • #53
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    first comes love and then comes pain, let the games begin,
    love boat captain take the reigns and steer us towards the clear international waters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t5RXlRytYQ


  • #54
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    The word 'cruise' makes it sound a bit homogneasach.


  • #55
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Eggy Baby! wrote: »
    Highly regulated? Bitch please.

    Ah I mean regular health screening for the sex workers and strong protection from physical violence, making sure they weren't trafficked, clean drugs and 24/7 medical facilities etc.


  • #56
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Coke, Hookers, and Heavy Metal

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2gd5ds0CCA


  • #57
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Eggy Baby! wrote: »
    Highly regulated? Bitch please.

    Ah I mean regular health screening for the sex workers and strong protection from physical violence, making sure they weren't trafficked, clean drugs and 24/7 medical facilities etc.
    Lmao. You're dreaming of the hooker with a heart of gold. A teenagers paradise. Oh sweet Jesus. It has come to this.


  • #58
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    LoYL wrote: »
    Lmao. You're dreaming of the hooker with a heart of gold. A teenagers paradise. Oh sweet Jesus. It has come to this.

    Well I'd assume as this is a high class boat, money wouldn't be an option and Chuck could afford high class hookers. Not like he'd be cruising around looking for crack addled, toothless street walkers.

    Talk about killing the dream :(


  • #59
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    token101 wrote: »
    How about Sealand?
    lots of legal issues there

    It was taken by force from the previous occupants

    Then they started hostilities towards their neighbours, who actually built the place originally and happen to be #4 in global military spending

    Then there were the mercenaries and kidnappings

    revocation of passports

    fire http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5110244.stm


  • #60
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Buy a clapped out supertanker


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  • #61
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Who's captaining this thing, Chuck?!

    .. will pack dinghy. n condoms, of course


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