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A coke and hookers cruise...

  • 17-07-2012 06:57PM
    #1
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭


    If I was to buy a cruise ship, kit it out with a casino, a highly regulated brothel, a drugs and alcohol bar, park it in international waters and ferry people out and back for dastardly days of debauchery and decadence - would I be breaking any laws?

    Would you support my coke and hookers cruise ship? 80 votes

    Hell yeah, where can I get tickets?
    0% 0 votes
    No, you are a horrible man Chuck Stone.
    87% 70 votes
    Atari 3 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers.
    12% 10 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Dont know, but gis a job captain :-)


  • #3
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Who cares? Just tell me when and where this cruise is taking place.


  • #4
    KilOit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,083 ✭✭✭KilOit


    Think the drugs is still illegal, don't really know 100% but imagine it is


  • #5
    wonderboysam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭wonderboysam


    job plz!


  • #6
    Brendog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,976 ✭✭✭Brendog


    Not in international waters.

    Another life lesson, from The Simpsons...


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  • #7
    WumBuster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭WumBuster


    what happens when the inevitable happens and bodies start to go overboard?


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM


    If you have this playing on a loop, I would very much like to attend your maritime box social.


  • #9
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    pm'ed my CV to you


  • #10
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    If I was to buy a cruise ship, kit it out with a casino, a highly regulated brothel, a drugs and alcohol bar, park it in international waters and ferry people out and back for dastardly days of debauchery and decadence - would I be breaking any laws?

    Do you care? You'll be a millionaire!! The next Michael O'Leary...

    When's the opening night :cool:


  • #11
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    sign me up


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  • #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    WumBuster wrote: »
    what happens when the inevitable happens and bodies start to go overboard?

    Concrete boots are compulsory.


  • #13
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    sign me up......drugs and hookers.......HEAVEN!!!!:D:D:D


  • #14
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    WumBuster wrote: »
    what happens when the inevitable happens and bodies start to go overboard?


    More coke and hookers to go around.


  • #15
    crazy cabbage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭crazy cabbage


    i dont think you are breaking any laws but police will soon find out and will catch you bringing drugs to the boat at somestage and charge you with that.

    The drugs have to be brought to the ship so they would just catch you bring them in that direction but while still in irish/english/whatever waters


  • #16
    Sarah**
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 531 ✭✭✭Sarah**


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    i dont think you are breaking any laws but police will soon find out and will catch you bringing drugs to the boat at somestage and charge you with that.

    The drugs have to be brought to the ship so they would just catch you bring them in that direction but while still in irish/english/whatever waters



  • #17
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,757 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Just do it off the coast of Somalia!
    No one will fcuk with you there!! :pac:


  • #18
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    marcbrophy wrote: »
    Just do it off the coast of Somalia!
    No one will fcuk with you there!! :pac:

    Except there arrrrrrrrrrrrrre pirates all over the place there. :(


  • #19
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    i dont think you are breaking any laws but police will soon find out and will catch you bringing drugs to the boat at somestage and charge you with that.

    The drugs have to be brought to the ship so they would just catch you bring them in that direction but while still in irish/english/whatever waters

    Yours sincerely, Buzz Killington.


  • #20
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    marcbrophy wrote: »
    Just do it off the coast of Somalia!
    No one will fcuk with you there!! :pac:

    Except all those US Navy ships :pac:


  • #21
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Could I get some kind of residency if I work there?


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  • #22
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    crazy cabbage wrote: »
    The drugs have to be brought to the ship so they would just catch you bring them in that direction but while still in irish/english/whatever waters

    I'd have them brought in by submarine from South America. :cool:


  • #23
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    If I was to buy a cruise ship, kit it out with a casino, a highly regulated brothel, a drugs and alcohol bar, park it in international waters and ferry people out and back for dastardly days of debauchery and decadence - would I be breaking any laws?
    The boat will be under the jurisdiction of whatever country it is registered in.


  • #24
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Shryke wrote: »
    Could I get some kind of residency if I work there?

    Haven't thought that far ahead yet but now that you mention it...

    (I'm beginning to feel a bit like how Fr. Dougal did when he had an idea and then got overwhelmed)


  • #25
    jugger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭jugger




  • #26
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    As it will be in international waters there better be a barn yard swingers theme going on. Mmm bestiality.


  • #27
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    The OP's idea is not as far fetched as it might sound because I actually know an English man who once had his own building company which he sold, with the proceeds he built a yacht, and after it was finished he often hired it out to the local girls to entertain their clients in international waters. All was going well until sex parties in international waters became sex parties on the quay side and he had to call it a day when the locals complained.


  • #28
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    This is the ideal fella for the captains job..

    A great fella so he is ....



    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/16/article-2087126-0F785A3000000578-603_472x648.jpg


  • #29
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Shryke wrote: »
    Could I get some kind of residency if I work there?

    Haven't thought that far ahead yet but now that you mention it...

    (I'm beginning to feel a bit like how Fr. Dougal did when he had an idea and then got overwhelmed)

    I'm thinking of The Boat That Rocked but R rated. Can we do pirate radio while we're at it? Please.


  • #30
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Where would you get the hookers from though?


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  • #31
    hightower1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,210 ✭✭✭hightower1


    Where To wrote: »
    The boat will be under the jurisdiction of whatever country it is registered in.


    Where to is right, you have to register your ship under a countries flag, you must get written permission to do so from the country in question and register the vessle with them. Once in international waters your governed under that countries laws. Its up to you what countries flag you want to be under and then seek their permission.


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