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Horny Weather...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    yes, it's certainly very ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh hot here;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭mongoman


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Hymm...maybe that's why Irish women are the least satisified sexually in Europe.

    Admitting your failure so publicly is very brave indeed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Good moods - less clothing = Horny peoples :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,363 ✭✭✭Fiona


    Yes the sun defo does something to people (me) :):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fiona wrote: »
    Yes the sun defo does something to people (me) :):D

    FYI, cucumbers 2 for 1 in Tesco all this week....just saying :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    I was horny as hell but also sick as a lamb and failed at being remotely sexy. I couldn't breathe through my bose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    OP you're lying. I just asked someone for a shag and she tried to slap me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    kfallon wrote: »
    FYI, cucumbers 2 for 1 in Tesco all this week....just saying :p

    A sneaky cucumber? Surely that's a bit big, even for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    smash wrote: »
    OP you're lying. I just asked someone for a shag and she tried to slap me!

    your doing it wrong.... your supposed to ask her out for a drink first...:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    your doing it wrong.... your supposed to ask her out for a drink first...:rolleyes:
    But I was pelvic thrusting into the air! :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    smash wrote: »
    But I was pelvic thrusting into the air! :(

    She must be from Lesbania, no other explanation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I don't know what it is about the heat but it gets me hot all the same!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,721 ✭✭✭✭Mental Mickey


    Thread needs pictures


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭leftleg


    Also makes dogs horny for your left leg......or so I've been told

    sure everyone wants a piece of me these days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Well if that's the case then people can't be too horny now with the weather we've been having lately.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Well if that's the case then people can't be too horny now with the weather we've been having lately.


    Tis still very HOT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    tan11ie wrote: »
    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    Well if that's the case then people can't be too horny now with the weather we've been having lately.


    Tis still very HOT!

    It's hot for winter.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 307 ✭✭CodyJarrett


    It's a fat day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    Does this apply abroad as I'm in Madrid and hitting the city centre bars tonight.....if I don't "get any" tonight I will be none too impressed ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    It's 32 degrees here today.....

    I need a ride :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    mauzo wrote: »
    It's 32 degrees here today.....

    I need a ride :(

    I'll send you a few prostitute vouchers in the post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I dont think it is the weather, I think it is more the


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    I dont think it is the weather, I think it is more the

    More the what....more the what, man??!!

    This could be important.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    kfallon wrote: »
    FYI, cucumbers 2 for 1 in Tesco all this week....just saying :p


    LOL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Op, your some kinda Cnut alright to post this thread this week of all weeks when I'm away from the missus and consequently getting none. :(

    Hopefully she's getting none either......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    johnr1 wrote: »
    Op, your some kinda Cnut alright to post this thread this week of all weeks when I'm away from the missus and consequently getting none. :(

    Hopefully she's getting none either......

    Don't worry he started it weeks ago, weather is bipolar at the mo ....so don't worry you still wouldn't be getting it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    Just home from Madrid city centre......got none. No such thing as horny weather! Either that or I'm such a turn off :-(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    More the what....more the what, man??!!

    This could be important.

    size of your ears.


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