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Horny Weather...

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  • 27-05-2012 10:10am
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    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭


    Is is something biological that makes women want a right good rodgering what with the current soaring temperatures??

    As the title suggests...tis horny auld weather indeed...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 98 ✭✭Keitho_san


    Whom is this Rodger you speak off? and what does he got to do with the Weather.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Hymm...maybe that's why Irish women are the least satisified sexually in Europe. The weather needs to be good to enjoy it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!

    likewise. i had a right diamond cutter on me this morning, i could have poked a hole in a cheap door with it


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭funnights74


    It's all the flesh on show i think, cleavages, belly tops and shorts!! Permanent boner walking around Cork yesterday :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    Yes, definitely.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    So when is the next "Horny Whores" night out? I'm driving the bus!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    It's all the flesh on show i think, cleavages, belly tops and shorts!! Permanent boner walking around Cork yesterday :D

    cork women are grand til they open their gob's


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭funnights74


    Well put something in there then! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    Kills 2 birds with one "stone".....pardon the pun!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭athlonelad


    I had the woman letting out some awful loud moans last night. I thought I was doing a great job altogether until she said "my f#cking sunburn!!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    So when is the next "Horny Whores" night out? I'm driving the bus!

    Good luck with that


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!
    likewise. i had a right diamond cutter on me this morning, i could have poked a hole in a cheap door with it

    Just for ye, lads:
    http://pinterest.com/missyricketts/evidently-i-have-a-door-fetish/


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!

    Do you mean patio doors or more of a cat-flap type thing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Doylers


    cork women are grand til they open their gob's

    I would disagree with you sir, they get better ;)


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Doylers wrote: »
    I would disagree with you sir, they get better ;)

    I reckon you think "gob's" means something else.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Sacramento wrote: »
    I reckon you think "gob's" means something else.
    I reckon he was thinking of oral sex...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    lookin good in limerick today anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭Bell Butter


    Something funny about a horn, donkey and a sandpit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    I wear more clothes in the shower than 50% of the girls walking around Diblin yesterday!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    daddydick wrote: »
    I wear more clothes in the shower than 50% of the girls walking around Diblin yesterday!

    And long may it prevail. Thank you sun stephens green at lunch hour has become a pleasure again


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Ficheall wrote: »

    Damn, those are beautiful doors.


  • Registered Users Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 201 ✭✭whistlingtitan


    Car crash weather
    Oh lord


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,546 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.

    She sure did;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.
    ShamoBuc wrote: »
    She sure did;)

    She certainly did this morning and afternoon too it seems :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 ClosedAccount


    Also makes dogs horny for your left leg......or so I've been told


  • Registered Users Posts: 460 ✭✭Gerty


    It is indeed. I've already been to the hospital to have my banjo re-stringed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I don't know about other women,but I don't feel any more up for it than before. Less if anything due to the t discomfort of the heat,the sweating makes me feel gross.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Do you mean patio doors or more of a cat-flap type thing?
    back doors I'd imagine


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