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Horny Weather...

  • 27-05-2012 10:10AM
    #1
    pache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭


    Is is something biological that makes women want a right good rodgering what with the current soaring temperatures??

    As the title suggests...tis horny auld weather indeed...


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  • #2
    Keitho_san
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Keitho_san


    Whom is this Rodger you speak off? and what does he got to do with the Weather.


  • #3
    Armaghmagic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!


  • #4
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    Hymm...maybe that's why Irish women are the least satisified sexually in Europe. The weather needs to be good to enjoy it!


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Armaghmagic wrote: »
    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!

    likewise. i had a right diamond cutter on me this morning, i could have poked a hole in a cheap door with it


  • #6
    funnights74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭funnights74


    It's all the flesh on show i think, cleavages, belly tops and shorts!! Permanent boner walking around Cork yesterday :D


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  • #7
    a fat guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    Yes, definitely.


  • #8
    Armaghmagic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    So when is the next "Horny Whores" night out? I'm driving the bus!


  • #9
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    funnights74 wrote: »
    It's all the flesh on show i think, cleavages, belly tops and shorts!! Permanent boner walking around Cork yesterday :D

    cork women are grand til they open their gob's


  • #10
    funnights74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭funnights74


    Well put something in there then! ;)


  • #11
    Armaghmagic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭Armaghmagic


    Kills 2 birds with one "stone".....pardon the pun!


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  • #12
    athlonelad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭athlonelad


    I had the woman letting out some awful loud moans last night. I thought I was doing a great job altogether until she said "my f#cking sunburn!!"


  • #13
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    Armaghmagic wrote: »
    So when is the next "Horny Whores" night out? I'm driving the bus!

    Good luck with that


  • #14
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,042 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Armaghmagic wrote: »
    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    likewise. i had a right diamond cutter on me this morning, i could have poked a hole in a cheap door with it

    Just for ye, lads:
    http://pinterest.com/missyricketts/evidently-i-have-a-door-fetish/


  • #15
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Armaghmagic wrote: »
    It's not just the women who want it......believe me!!Could hang a door off mine this morning!

    Do you mean patio doors or more of a cat-flap type thing?


  • #16
    Doylers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭Doylers


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    cork women are grand til they open their gob's

    I would disagree with you sir, they get better ;)


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Doylers wrote: »
    I would disagree with you sir, they get better ;)

    I reckon you think "gob's" means something else.


  • #18
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,042 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Sacramento wrote: »
    I reckon you think "gob's" means something else.
    I reckon he was thinking of oral sex...


  • #19
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,823 ✭✭✭phill106


    lookin good in limerick today anyway!


  • #20
    Bell Butter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭Bell Butter


    Something funny about a horn, donkey and a sandpit.


  • #21
    daddydick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    I wear more clothes in the shower than 50% of the girls walking around Diblin yesterday!


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  • #22
    Faolchu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    daddydick wrote: »
    I wear more clothes in the shower than 50% of the girls walking around Diblin yesterday!

    And long may it prevail. Thank you sun stephens green at lunch hour has become a pleasure again


  • #23
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,140 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Just for ye, lads:
    http://pinterest.com/missyricketts/evidently-i-have-a-door-fetish/

    Damn, those are beautiful doors.


  • #24
    ThinkAboutIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭ThinkAboutIt


    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.


  • #25
    whistlingtitan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭whistlingtitan


    Car crash weather
    Oh lord


  • #26
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 35,322 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.

    She sure did;)


  • #27
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,823 ✭✭✭phill106


    ThinkAboutIt wrote: »
    My woman certainly enjoy a good strong ride last night. She loved it.
    ShamoBuc wrote: »
    She sure did;)

    She certainly did this morning and afternoon too it seems :cool:


  • #28
    ClosedAccount
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 ✭ClosedAccount


    Also makes dogs horny for your left leg......or so I've been told


  • #29
    Gerty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 460 ✭✭Gerty


    It is indeed. I've already been to the hospital to have my banjo re-stringed.


  • #30
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I don't know about other women,but I don't feel any more up for it than before. Less if anything due to the t discomfort of the heat,the sweating makes me feel gross.


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  • #31
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Do you mean patio doors or more of a cat-flap type thing?
    back doors I'd imagine


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