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Two days in the Mountjoy. Will I enjoy the experience?

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  • #32
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    You'll love it, make some great friends, be richer for the experience and you won't want to leave :cool:.


  • #33
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Like others have said, you'll be in there for a few hours at the max, they simply don't have the space to keep people.


  • #34
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    You should get a prison tattoo and tell everyone about your time in the 'joy


  • #35
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    i hear drugs are easier to get in prison apparantely ,anyway 2 days is not a long time to kick up **** or anything like that,so keep your head down dont cause any dramas dont get involved in prison gossip can be fatal - not exactly office politics :pac:


  • #36
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    You serious :eek:
    So being sentenced to 48 hours is just... well .... utter bullsh*t. As you'll only do an hour or two.

    yup, so you shoulda thought of that before you promptly escaped into the Los Angeles underground, working as a solider for hire.


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  • #37
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    krudler wrote: »
    yup, so you shoulda thought of that before you promptly escaped into the Los Angeles underground, working as a solider for hire.

    Soldier of fortune;)


  • #38
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    we should start a betting pool. i'll take less than one hour.


  • #39
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    what did you do to get 2 days in prison ?

    Answer still pending I see.


  • #40
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Bring in a party pack of E's, heroin and coke for the boys. You'll go down a storm and if you are lucky extent your stay by a few years.


  • #41
    AndyTheDude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭AndyTheDude


    Thanks for the replies, very reassuring indeed. Maybe I will survive...

    The Garda who visited me with an arrest warrant in his hand last night said that the whole thing will be conducted in a "very discreet manner" as long as I will show up in the local Garda Station when called in.

    F**k 'em I say, I want the whole experience: a police vehicle with flashing lights in front of my house, handcuffs, maybe even a negotiator, neighbors watching me being dragged away, police sirens screaming trough the whole estate, crying kids... etc.

    I cannot believe the state wastes its resources on a 'criminal' like me, especially in the current economical climate... I should've gone into estate developing business, I would enjoy a nice game of golf right now...


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  • #42
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    I hear they only have basic cable so you might want to sky plus 2 days of TV


  • #43
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    AndyTheDude wrote: »
    Thanks for the replies, very reassuring indeed. Maybe I will survive...

    The Garda who visited me with an arrest warrant in his hand last night said that the whole thing will be conducted in a "very discreet manner" as long as I will show up in the local Garda Station when called in.

    F**k 'em I say, I want the whole experience: a police vehicle with flashing lights in front of my house, handcuffs, maybe even a negotiator, neighbors watching me being dragged away, police sirens screaming trough the whole estate, crying kids... etc.

    I cannot believe the state wastes its resources on a 'criminal' like me, especially in the current economical climate... I should've gone into estate developing business, I would enjoy a nice game of golf right now...

    Whatcha do?

    if you're going down make a song and dance of it, like McLovin in Superbad :pac:


  • #44
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Answer still pending I see.

    Two days? Very minor criminal damage, insulting/abusing a public servant in the course of their duties. He might well have told a bus inspector to fuck off.


  • #45
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    AndyTheDude wrote: »
    The Garda who visited me with an arrest warrant in his hand last night said that the whole thing will be conducted in a "very discreet manner" as long as I will show up in the local Garda Station when called in.

    F**k 'em I say, I want the whole experience: a police vehicle with flashing lights in front of my house, handcuffs, maybe even a negotiator, neighbors watching me being dragged away, police sirens screaming trough the whole estate, crying kids... etc.

    lol

    I'm dying to know what earned you 2 days in jail. Seriously, anything that warrants 2 days in prison probably isn't worth bothering with in the first place.


  • #46
    Mance Rayder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Mance Rayder


    Yeah what you do??

    Most people get suspended sentences so you must have done something really bad to get an actual sentence.

    So spill the beans! (It's the TV license isn't it?)


  • #47
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    AndyTheDude wrote: »
    Thanks for the replies, very reassuring indeed. Maybe I will survive...

    The Garda who visited me with an arrest warrant in his hand last night said that the whole thing will be conducted in a "very discreet manner" as long as I will show up in the local Garda Station when called in.

    F**k 'em I say, I want the whole experience: a police vehicle with flashing lights in front of my house, handcuffs, maybe even a negotiator, neighbors watching me being dragged away, police sirens screaming trough the whole estate, crying kids... etc.

    I cannot believe the state wastes its resources on a 'criminal' like me, especially in the current economical climate... I should've gone into estate developing business, I would enjoy a nice game of golf right now...

    Come along now Bronson, tell us what ye did. Probably the slaggin will mostly be on the eejits for charging you......


  • #48
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I'd guess non payment of a fine.

    So pay like €1,000 or 2 days in the joy.


  • #49
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    It'll be like this, bit more stabby perhaps.



  • #50
    Mena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    I suggest you get the plans of the place tatoo'd over your body, make friends with the nurse and... Well, you know the rest.


  • #51
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i just copped it. He is generating publicity of his my space page...

    Jasus.... I thought jordan was bad.


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  • #52
    eirekielthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 331 ✭✭eirekielthy


    What ya do


  • #53
    ballybabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭ballybabe


    this conversion has made me laugh!!! like the rest said this country is a joke so by the time they fill ur paper work and give ya a tour to ur over crowded cell u'll be walked back out. imagine 1,000 is this country for real!


  • #54
    ballybabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭ballybabe


    eirekielthy wrote: »
    What ya do

    he didn't pay 1,000 euro fine


  • #55
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    TELL US WHAT YOU FCUKING DID ALREADY


  • #56
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I ended up in 'joy ... got let after a couple of hours .

    Granted it was a school tour ..

    why the fcuk it was chosen as a location is beyond me


  • #57
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I envisage a name change for the OP.

    AndyTheBitch.


  • #58
    ballybabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 ✭ballybabe


    is he really going to prison???


  • #59
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    just don't go in tripping and you'll be ok. Or maybe the opposite is true :eek::eek:


  • #60
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i just copped it. He is generating publicity of his my space page...

    Jasus.... I thought jordan was bad.

    People still use myspace?


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  • #61
    Lemsiper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Lemsiper


    What did you do?


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