Two days in the Mountjoy. Will I enjoy the experience?

AndyTheDude · 04-07-2012 10:02PM #1

Two days. 48 hours. 2880 minutes. In the Mountjoy. My first time...

Will the food be edible?

Will the bunk bed be ok enough to get at least an hour of sleep?

Will my rectum get pulverized?

Will my teeth say 'hello' to the floor?

Will I meet the guy who f***ed his own mother on the eve of the Mother's Day, a story I heard the radio today?

So many questions are going through my head right now... I have just 13 days of freedom left.

Any tips on how to survive there, obviously it's going to be really hard for me as I'm a foreigner?

Duckworth_Luas · 04-07-2012 10:05PM

AndyTheDude wrote: »

Any tips on how to survive there, obviously it's going to be really hard for me as I'm a foreigner?

Just abide dude!

KeithM89_old · 04-07-2012 10:06PM

You should watch Oz before you go, itll make you feel better.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 04-07-2012 10:06PM

You'll be out within the hour.

Pushtrak · 04-07-2012 10:07PM

Watch this, be grand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyCRk00Q7Dk

Mr.Crinklewood · 04-07-2012 10:07PM

Please refer to the Glory hole thread.

PCPhoto · 04-07-2012 10:08PM

what did you do to get 2 days in prison ?

with the magical system we have :rolleyes: you will be released on good behaviour (automatic remission) within a few hours !!

TheBody · 04-07-2012 10:08PM

What are you being locked up for?

minidazzler · 04-07-2012 10:09PM

2 things.

You have to go up to the biggest toughest guy and immediately knock him out. No questions, just do it, otherwise you are gonna be the bottom bitch.

The food will be edible.

crosstownk · 04-07-2012 10:09PM

Wine bottle corks. You'll soon discover how useful they can be.

Richard Hillman · 04-07-2012 10:10PM

Im sure the lads in there have seen plenty of people just in for a couple of days and then leave. Keep your head down and dont talk until spoken to.

P.S since you're a foreigner you may not know it but you will have to go to the toilet in a bucket. Dont go in hungover and eat lots of fibre

cyrusdvirus · 04-07-2012 10:11PM

Just walk in singing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pwOiC8aJrs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Kylo Ren · 04-07-2012 10:12PM

"Dead man walkin' on the Green Mile"

Merkin · 04-07-2012 10:13PM

Have you seen Midnight Express?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 04-07-2012 10:13PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

P.S since you're a foreigner you may not know it but you will have to go to the toilet in a bucket. Dont go in hungover and eat lots of fibre

You're allowed out of your cell to use the loo.

And its very unlikely a prisoner sentenced to 48hrs will do more than an hour or so before being let out on T.R.

No biggie and no need for lube.

Wattle · 04-07-2012 10:14PM

Two whole days? Take the Midnight Express.

Gary4279 · 04-07-2012 10:14PM

Put a nail backwards up the rusty bullet hole

Mance Rayder · 04-07-2012 10:14PM

Just play PS3 and smoke weed with everyone else.

wendell borton · 04-07-2012 10:15PM

Take a left turn and go west.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8elKC-DLS8

Birroc · 04-07-2012 10:15PM

Immediately go on hunger strike. They'll respect that.

admiralofthefleet · 04-07-2012 10:16PM

watch midnight express

B.A._Baracus · 04-07-2012 10:16PM

Liliana Broad Wheelbarrow wrote: »

You're allowed out of your cell to use the loo.

And its very unlikely a prisoner sentenced to 48hrs will do more than an hour or so before being let out on T.R.

No biggie and no need for lube.

You serious :eek:
So being sentenced to 48 hours is just... well .... utter bullsh*t. As you'll only do an hour or two.

Mance Rayder · 04-07-2012 10:17PM

Yeah out in an hour, I wouldn't even sit down.

Lone Stone · 04-07-2012 10:18PM

Ye'l be grand get a little tv in your small one bed roomed cell and an xbox to pass away the hours till lunch time when you get free food, then you can play some pool in the rec room, or go outside and play catch the parcel.

Mance Rayder · 04-07-2012 10:21PM

He won't even make it to a cell. He will be told to sit on a bench and wait. An hour later they will tell him to gtfo.

fryup · 04-07-2012 10:26PM

if you're a pretty boy, be careful who you make friends with....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtyVvi9zD8w

PizzamanIRL · 04-07-2012 10:30PM

Haha 2 days suck it up and stop telling the internet about your ****.

What do you want people to say, "Oh yeah, you'll enjoy prison, of course"

Birroc · 04-07-2012 10:30PM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

You serious :eek:
So being sentenced to 48 hours is just... well .... utter bullsh*t. As you'll only do an hour or two.

Yes B.A. you will only serve an hour for that crime ye did not commit.

Come in.

RHarrow · 04-07-2012 10:33PM

The prisons are overcrowded here so you'll most likely be brought in, sat in a cell for a short period and then released.

Just be nice to everyone you meet so they don't find a reason to keep you in and learn from the experience.

Peetrik · 04-07-2012 10:33PM

minidazzler wrote: »

You have to go up to the biggest toughest guy and immediately knock him out. No questions, just do it, otherwise you are gonna be the bottom bitch.

Unless you're big and tough looking... then everyone is going to try knock you out.

Dirk Gently · 04-07-2012 10:33PM

shower gel > soap

Two days in the Mountjoy. Will I enjoy the experience?

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