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101 things Irish mammys and daddys say..

  • 27-06-2012 10:55pm
    #1
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
    Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from Waterford and she says just about every single one of the things in the video. My dad on the other hand says almost none of these and what do you know, hes from Dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?


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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    if you fall off that wall and break both your legs...dont come running to me

    come here and i kell ye

    come over here and dont move


  • #3
    DonQuay1
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭DonQuay1


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
    Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from waterford and she says just about every single one of the things this guy says. My dad almost none of these and what do you know, hes from dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?


    Me da: I served me time.
    Me Ma: Get up them stairs, you!


  • #4
    Slattsy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Come here till I get that wooden spoon !


  • #5
    darragh16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    Ger outta that garden!


  • #6
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Video = 101 things Mother and Father say more loike.


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  • #7
    gernon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Shut your mouth and eat your tea


  • #8
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Get up ta fcuk ya lazy little bastard ya !

    That was a popular one round here.


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,623 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

    My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it was the next words out of her mouth that I still remind her of to this day.

    "Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Go play in the traffic


  • #11
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

    My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it the next words out oh her mpouth that I stil lremidn of her to this day.

    "Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

    If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".


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  • #12
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    On the money on a few of them.

    'Well sure this is it... yeaaaah, yeaaaah."

    "I tell you what you can do for me now"


  • #13
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    "these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.


  • #14
    Kamjana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    That fella in the video is a right dope.


  • #15
    gobo99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭gobo99


    Shryke wrote: »
    "these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.

    lovely flowery potatoes!


  • #16
    gobo99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭gobo99


    mammy: are ya having ice cream?
    you: yeah,
    mammy: do ya want it in a wafer or a bowl?


  • #17
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Ah shur of course none of ye did it.

    Wait til yer father hears about this

    Where's my belt?


  • #18
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    kid: But why?
    parent: because thats why

    :confused::confused::confused:


  • #19
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    mammy: "where were you til this hour?"
    me: "I was..........."
    mammy "don't you answer me back"


  • #20
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Yiz are the bouldest set of children I ever reared


    Do I have step-brothers and step-sisters I don't know about? :confused:


  • #21
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    And you wonder why everyone hates you? :(


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  • #22
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,492 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Bejesus will you look at the cut of ya


  • #23
    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    as said underneath

    "i left the immersion on" is missing!!


  • #24
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    "No, they're not for you, they're visitor biscuits"


  • #25
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,623 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".

    Mine too, but it wasn't me she was dealing with, you see!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #26
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    gobo99 wrote: »
    lovely flowery potatoes!

    Its floury potatoes

    lol flowery :D


  • #27
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Waiting until after 6pm before you were allowed plug out the phone on the eircom dialup for the internet

    Woe betide you if you used it before 6pm
    I think all internet services went to a Galway number
    Something called trunk calls, very expensive apparently


  • #28
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Eat your dinner, there are starving children in Somalia

    Mammys are world experts on international conflicts and world geography


  • #29
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,564 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    "Go out and play with that farm machinery" :pac:


  • #30
    evillive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭evillive


    you'll never guess who died last week?


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  • #31
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    Captain_Hindsight wrote: »
    Go play in the traffic

    My house is on a bus route and my Da was forever threatening that he'd make us play with the buses.


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