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101 things Irish mammys and daddys say..

  • 27-06-2012 10:55pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 5,427 ✭✭✭ bb1234567


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
    Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from Waterford and she says just about every single one of the things in the video. My dad on the other hand says almost none of these and what do you know, hes from Dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,136 ✭✭✭✭ admiralofthefleet


    if you fall off that wall and break both your legs...dont come running to me

    come here and i kell ye

    come over here and dont move


  • Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭ DonQuay1


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
    Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from waterford and she says just about every single one of the things this guy says. My dad almost none of these and what do you know, hes from dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?


    Me da: I served me time.
    Me Ma: Get up them stairs, you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,776 ✭✭✭✭ Slattsy


    Come here till I get that wooden spoon !


  • Registered Users Posts: 882 darragh16


    Ger outta that garden!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 Scioch


    Video = 101 things Mother and Father say more loike.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭ gernon


    Shut your mouth and eat your tea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 Scioch


    Get up ta fcuk ya lazy little bastard ya !

    That was a popular one round here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,487 ✭✭✭✭ Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

    My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it was the next words out of her mouth that I still remind her of to this day.

    "Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

    Do NOT ask me how I define the terms "man", "woman", "male" or "female" when you reply to this post. You know the answer and it's probably irrelevant to the discussion :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 Taco Corp


    Go play in the traffic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 Scioch


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

    My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it the next words out oh her mpouth that I stil lremidn of her to this day.

    "Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

    If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭ Schism


    On the money on a few of them.

    'Well sure this is it... yeaaaah, yeaaaah."

    "I tell you what you can do for me now"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭ Shryke


    "these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭ Kamjana


    That fella in the video is a right dope.


  • Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ gobo99


    Shryke wrote: »
    "these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.

    lovely flowery potatoes!


  • Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ gobo99


    mammy: are ya having ice cream?
    you: yeah,
    mammy: do ya want it in a wafer or a bowl?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 staker


    Ah shur of course none of ye did it.

    Wait til yer father hears about this

    Where's my belt?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭ jester77


    kid: But why?
    parent: because thats why

    :confused::confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭ the groutch


    mammy: "where were you til this hour?"
    me: "I was..........."
    mammy "don't you answer me back"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭ mikemac1


    Yiz are the bouldest set of children I ever reared


    Do I have step-brothers and step-sisters I don't know about? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭ Sindri


    And you wonder why everyone hates you? :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,484 ✭✭✭ castletownman


    Bejesus will you look at the cut of ya


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,487 ✭✭✭ ArtyC


    as said underneath

    "i left the immersion on" is missing!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭ the groutch


    "No, they're not for you, they're visitor biscuits"


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,487 ✭✭✭✭ Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".

    Mine too, but it wasn't me she was dealing with, you see!

    Do NOT ask me how I define the terms "man", "woman", "male" or "female" when you reply to this post. You know the answer and it's probably irrelevant to the discussion :)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 Martyn1989


    gobo99 wrote: »
    lovely flowery potatoes!

    Its floury potatoes

    lol flowery :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭ mikemac1


    Waiting until after 6pm before you were allowed plug out the phone on the eircom dialup for the internet

    Woe betide you if you used it before 6pm
    I think all internet services went to a Galway number
    Something called trunk calls, very expensive apparently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭ mikemac1


    Eat your dinner, there are starving children in Somalia

    Mammys are world experts on international conflicts and world geography


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,432 ✭✭✭✭ steddyeddy


    "Go out and play with that farm machinery" :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭ evillive


    you'll never guess who died last week?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 889 Bajingo


    Go play in the traffic

    My house is on a bus route and my Da was forever threatening that he'd make us play with the buses.


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