101 things Irish mammys and daddys say..

bb1234567

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from Waterford and she says just about every single one of the things in the video. My dad on the other hand says almost none of these and what do you know, hes from Dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?

admiralofthefleet

if you fall off that wall and break both your legs...dont come running to me

come here and i kell ye

come over here and dont move

DonQuay1

bb1234567 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B2MbOfLTjc
Its a good vid..made me chuckle..My mothers from waterford and she says just about every single one of the things this guy says. My dad almost none of these and what do you know, hes from dublin.How many of these things do/did your parents say?

Me da: I served me time.
Me Ma: Get up them stairs, you!

Slattsy

Come here till I get that wooden spoon !

darragh16

Ger outta that garden!

Scioch

Video = 101 things Mother and Father say more loike.

gernon

Shut your mouth and eat your tea

Scioch

Get up ta fcuk ya lazy little bastard ya !

That was a popular one round here.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it was the next words out of her mouth that I still remind her of to this day.

"Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

Taco Corp

Go play in the traffic

Scioch

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

When I was in my late teens, my mother was a childminder, looking after two kids, aged 4 and about 18 months, in our house. One day, the 4 year old hit the 18 month old, cue crying child.

My mother called over said 4 year old and slapped him on the back of the legs, not particualrly hard, but it the next words out oh her mpouth that I stil lremidn of her to this day.

"Don't hit people who are smaller than you!

If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".

Schism

On the money on a few of them.

'Well sure this is it... yeaaaah, yeaaaah."

"I tell you what you can do for me now"

Shryke

"these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.

Kamjana

That fella in the video is a right dope.

gobo99

Shryke wrote: »

"these are new potatoes". Ha ha, spot on for a lot of it.

lovely flowery potatoes!

gobo99

mammy: are ya having ice cream?
you: yeah,
mammy: do ya want it in a wafer or a bowl?

staker

Ah shur of course none of ye did it.

Wait til yer father hears about this

Where's my belt?

jester77

kid: But why?
parent: because thats why

the groutch

mammy: "where were you til this hour?"
me: "I was..........."
mammy "don't you answer me back"

mikemac1

Yiz are the bouldest set of children I ever reared


Do I have step-brothers and step-sisters I don't know about?

Sindri

And you wonder why everyone hates you?

castletownman

Bejesus will you look at the cut of ya

ArtyC

as said underneath

"i left the immersion on" is missing!!

the groutch

"No, they're not for you, they're visitor biscuits"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

LordSmeg wrote: »

If it was my mother it would have been "dont" *smack* "Hit" *smack* "People" *smack* "That" *smack* "Are" *smack* "Smaller" *smac...* "C'mere to me ! C'merre !!...." *smack* "Than ya".

Mine too, but it wasn't me she was dealing with, you see!

Martyn1989

gobo99 wrote: »

lovely flowery potatoes!

Its floury potatoes

lol flowery

mikemac1

Waiting until after 6pm before you were allowed plug out the phone on the eircom dialup for the internet

Woe betide you if you used it before 6pm
I think all internet services went to a Galway number
Something called trunk calls, very expensive apparently

mikemac1

Eat your dinner, there are starving children in Somalia

Mammys are world experts on international conflicts and world geography

steddyeddy

"Go out and play with that farm machinery" :pac:

evillive

you'll never guess who died last week?

Bajingo

Captain_Hindsight wrote: »

Go play in the traffic

My house is on a bus route and my Da was forever threatening that he'd make us play with the buses.

DrumSteve

Put away those bleedin clothes,In the merciful name of jaysus.

admiralofthefleet

sit down and eat your dinner and dont open your gob

KoolKid

darragh16 wrote: »

Ger outta that garden!

Take yer football with ya ... and don't piss on the roses.:D

emzolita

When me nanny was babysitting, she used to say "your ma ran away with a black man!"
"wait and I get you home!" Was another commonly used one

ShatterResistant

Wait a second, I'll be back in a minute.......

admiralofthefleet

emzolita wrote: »

When me nanny was babysitting, she used to say "your ma ran away with a black man!"
"wait and I get you home!" Was another commonly used one

yeah my nana used to say 'if your not good your ma will put you in the home'

gara

My mother is a great fan of doing endless loads of washing when there's "right drying out"

Giselle

I'm not annoyed....I'm disappointed.



Far worse.:(

moonbloom

Go away down the garden and play with yourselves :eek:

Jaxxy

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

emzolita wrote: »

When me nanny was babysitting, she used to say "your ma ran away with a black man!"
"wait and I get you home!" Was another commonly used one

yeah my nana used to say 'if your not good your ma will put you in the home'

They used to tell my little brother that he'd go to the "bold boys home". One day was he was being an exceptional brat they drove by some intimidating looking building in town and told him that was the home and they were leaving him there. I'm sure he was scared at the time but we laugh now.

baby and crumble

By watching that I realise just how Irish I actually am. Most of those I say in day to day conversation.

sarahbro

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

emzolita wrote: »

When me nanny was babysitting, she used to say "your ma ran away with a black man!"
"wait and I get you home!" Was another commonly used one

yeah my nana used to say 'if your not good your ma will put you in the home'

My mam used to pick up the phone and make out like she was ringing the orphanage that was across the town. Always resulted in us roaring crying and begging her to ring back and tell them we weren't going.
What a bitch

fortwilliam

Kid - That's not Fair
Mum - Life's not fair, no go take out the bins!

Get the wooden spoon !

Granny - I might be old, but I'm not stupid !
Granny - I have eyes in the back of my head ! (Myself & my brother were alyways looking to see if we could see them)

Dad - Don't make me come up those stairs !

Me - My teacher hit me today
Dad - And rightly so, what did you do ?

mikemac1

The house had a front door and a back door
Think rural bungalow here, not terraced house

The back door is what you used, you weren't important.
The front door could go weeks without being used, that was for important visitors like the parish priest or the Yanks who were over visiting



The granny and granddad had a room called a "parlour"
Young pups like me were never allowed in there
They was for important visitors and special occasions

dodderangler

Wait till your father comes home!

Did you eat last packet of king?

YOUR GROUNDED!!!!!!!

Mam- what wrong with your dinner?
Me- just not that hungry
Mam-fine don't ask me for anything to eat then for the rest of the week
Me- ok il eat it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

(While watching WWF wrestling)

Are you watching that rubbish again? You do know it's not real, right?

(Pause)

Now get your coat on, or we'll be late for mass...

Simply Red

Me: Can i go/get/have............
Mam: no
Me: Please!
Mam: no
Me: pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Mam: no
Me: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasssssse!
Mam: We'll see
Me: yesssssssssssssssss!

HazDanz

"Do you think there's a sign for a hotel outside the door."

Sharpshooter

"Mark my words", my ma was always saying it.

Seems it died out since she did as I don't hear it much now.

Never trust a man whose eyebrows meet cause in their eyes there lies deceit.

KoolKid

dodderangler wrote: »

Mam- what wrong with your dinner?
Me- just not that hungry
Mam-fine don't ask me for anything to eat then for the rest of the week
Me- ok il eat it

And then there was....
The starving kids in Africa would be glad of it.