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Shame at the end of a bottle...

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  • #32
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Andy!! wrote: »
    It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

    I know, wasn't bothered to edit the post.

    And watch your tone :cool:


  • #33
    Nodster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭Nodster


    I once entered a 48 hour Irish Danicng Competition, but failed the drug test :o


  • #34
    thomur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 279 ✭✭thomur


    Couldnt get a taxi. Remembered that you had to get through 2 doors to get to the ATM on some street in Temple Bar. Best nights sleep ever.


  • #35
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Went to Manchester when I was 17
    Was approached by a streetwalker. I was drunkish but I said I didn't fancy syphilis for a fee which really pissed her off.

    Got so roudy that I got thrown out of a gambling club by security (god knows how I got in but I still have the membership:confused:)

    Proceeded to scream and shout "come on the ****in scousers!!!" while in a very rough all-Man U pub and all around town that night. Don't know how I wasn't stabbed tbh!

    Went to the jacks and spent all my change on condoms?? I don't think I even pulled!

    And me and my friends kept asking randomers on the street where the strip club was. Very classy btw...

    But WORST OF ALLl we never found it! We never got to go to long legs!

    This was pretty much my pathetic drink induced reaction: Crying-Gif-2.gif

    :o

    So yeah, just a slight bit of shame but I'll never forget how much fun I had!:D


  • #36
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Went to Manchester when I was 17
    Was approached by a streetwalker. I was drunkish but I said I didn't fancy syphilis for a fee which really pissed her off.

    Got so roudy that I got thrown out of a gambling club by security (god knows how I got in but I still have the membership:confused:)

    Proceeded to scream and shout "come on the ****in scousers!!!" while in a very rough all-Man U pub and all around town that night. Don't know how I wasn't stabbed tbh!

    Went to the jacks and spent all my change on condoms?? I don't think I even pulled!

    And me and my friends kept asking randomers on the street where the strip club was. Very classy btw...

    But WORST OF ALLl we never found it! We never got to go to long legs!

    This was pretty much my pathetic drink induced reaction: Crying-Gif-2.gif

    :o

    So yeah, just a slight bit of shame but I'll never forget how much fun I had!:D
    I feel your pain.


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  • #37
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    ...fire...lots of fire....


  • #38
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Blocked a nitelink but putting a traffic cone in the middle of the road, right in front of some politicians garda driver.

    Almost got banned from my local for stealing pint glasses and throwing them at the roundabout outside.

    Remember leaving a friends house and then arriving home covered in blood with a huge gash in my head. no idea to this day what happened in between.

    Being a warden on a well know scout camp-site one nite, on the lash. Urgent requirement to vomit suddenly hits me, rush outside, evacuate my stomach and get found 5 mins later hosing the entire yard down for some reason :o

    Good times :)


  • #39
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    brummytom wrote: »
      Got off with a 60 year old woman

    ****ing 'ell.
    brummytom wrote: »
      Texting a lad I don't particularly like 'You're ridiculously gay'

    You like him enough to have his number though. :p

    mikemac1 wrote: »
    There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights
    You young uns would not remember
    Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition


    Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages

    Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road.
    Security guard kicked me out


    A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning
    Got fired :confused:
    Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense

    Waiting 2 hours for a taxi was standard, load of bollix. I remember!


  • #40
    Andy!!
    Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    And watch your tone :cool:

    Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:


  • #41
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I should not be allowed near men when I drink heavily

    EDIT: darling I hope this makes you feel better :rolleyes:
    ????


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  • #42
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

    I wouldnt be the type to get 'messy' drunk, but over the weekend I went beyond messy. To the point where I honestly dont think ill ever drink again.

    So share your stories and make me feel a little better!


    I dont really drink at all these days, but if i happen to bump in to you some night sure we'll have a few ;)


  • #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I once thanked a post that was a bit sexist.

    :eek:
    Andy!! wrote: »
    It's spelt 'allowed' dear.
    Andy!! wrote: »
    Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #44
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Puking my ring up in Ukraine and then running up to armed guards and daring them to shoot me.


  • #45
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober.

    Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this.


    My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!


  • #46
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Drunk now obviously.


  • #47
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Drunk now obviously.

    I really hope you are not serious :(.


  • #48
    Overflow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Overflow


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober.

    Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this.


    My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!

    Very creative, well done !! I enjoyed reading your blog, same writing style ;)


  • #49
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Andy!! wrote: »
    Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:
    Grammar nazis are the worst kind of nazis, after the kind that killed all the jews of course.


  • #50
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I really hope you are not serious :(.

    He's not.

    His English is way too clear for him to be drunk. ;). People who act in that manner do not have a large circle of friends - the stories are full of holes and missing finer details that would lend them an air of reality.

    He's been reading too many Irvine Welsh novels.


  • #51
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    He's not.

    His English is way to clear for him to be drunk. ;). People who act in that manner do not have a large circle of friends - the stories are full of holes and missing finer details that would lend them an air of reality.

    He's been reading too many Irvine Welsh novels.

    But I can't relax until he resumes his search for a woman to suck whiskey off his erect penis ;). I know everything is ok then.


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  • #52
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Andy!! wrote: »
    It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

    Muppet.


  • #53
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    But I can't relax until he resumes his search for a woman to suck whiskey off his erect penis ;). I know everything is ok then.


    OMFG !!! I know what i'll be asking chicks to do in wales this weekend :D


  • #54
    username_x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭username_x


    been arrested for my own safety before. Apparently spiderman isn't real and trying to climb the spire will never work out in your favour.


  • #55
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    OMFG !!! I know what i'll be asking chicks to do in wales this weekend :D

    I have tried to convince Deus that whiskey isn't the best choice of drink, but he's having none of it.

    I recommend you try a more 'girly' drink. It works 2 out of 3 times. FACT;)


  • #56
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I have tried to convince Deus that whiskey isn't the best choice of drink, but he's having none of it.

    I recommend you try a more 'girly' drink. It works 2 out of 3 times. FACT;)


    This is why i like you ;)


  • #57
    boredatwork82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭boredatwork82


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober.

    Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this.


    My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!

    Are you my friend Darren?


  • #58
    Heroditas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,353 ✭✭✭✭Heroditas


    syndeyfife wrote: »

    I just wish I could erase all their memories! :mad:


    Some drink should help that.


  • #59
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Ah yeah most people who have had a few sessions have been there, OP. The worst for me are those random memory flashbacks I get of doing something mortifying while drunk, something that could have happened YEARS ago. I could be sitting at my desk in work, or in the loo, or I could be in bed, just about to fall asleep and a memory will just pop into my head. And I'll go puce with embarrassment, even though I'm all alone and the only person remembering it.

    The right before you fall asleep one is the worst, it must be like the mortifying memory witching hour or something. **** you, brain!


  • #60
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights
    You young uns would not remember
    Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition


    Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages

    Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road.
    Security guard kicked me out


    A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning
    Got fired :confused:
    Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense

    Were you working in the IFSC at the time?


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  • #61
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Ah yeah most people who have had a few sessions have been there, OP. The worst for me are those random memory flashbacks I get of doing something mortifying while drunk, something that could have happened YEARS ago. I could be sitting at my desk in work, or in the loo, or I could be in bed, just about to fall asleep and a memory will just pop into my head. And I'll go puce with embarrassment, even though I'm all alone and the only person remembering it.

    The right before you fall asleep one is the worst, it must be like the mortifying memory witching hour or something. **** you, brain!

    Please stop it, you are dragging up the mortifying memories for me!!

    Sunday night after a heavy weekend is the worst for it, all the old memories come back :(


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