Andy!! wrote: » It's spelt 'allowed' dear.
1ZRed wrote: » Went to Manchester when I was 17 Was approached by a streetwalker. I was drunkish but I said I didn't fancy syphilis for a fee which really pissed her off. Got so roudy that I got thrown out of a gambling club by security (god knows how I got in but I still have the membership) Proceeded to scream and shout "come on the ****in scousers!!!" while in a very rough all-Man U pub and all around town that night. Don't know how I wasn't stabbed tbh! Went to the jacks and spent all my change on condoms?? I don't think I even pulled! And me and my friends kept asking randomers on the street where the strip club was. Very classy btw... But WORST OF ALLl we never found it! We never got to go to long legs! This was pretty much my pathetic drink induced reaction: So yeah, just a slight bit of shame but I'll never forget how much fun I had!:D
brummytom wrote: » Got off with a 60 year old woman
brummytom wrote: » Texting a lad I don't particularly like 'You're ridiculously gay'
mikemac1 wrote: » There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights You young uns would not remember Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road. Security guard kicked me out A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning Got fired Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense
xxxJennyxxx wrote: » And watch your tone :cool:
xxxJennyxxx wrote: » I should not be allowed near men when I drink heavily EDIT: darling I hope this makes you feel better :rolleyes:
syndeyfife wrote: » Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks? I wouldnt be the type to get 'messy' drunk, but over the weekend I went beyond messy. To the point where I honestly dont think ill ever drink again. So share your stories and make me feel a little better!
The King of Moo wrote: » I once thanked a post that was a bit sexist.
Andy!! wrote: » Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:
Deus Ex Machina wrote: » Drunk now obviously.
Deus Ex Machina wrote: » I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober. Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this. My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!
shopaholic01 wrote: » I really hope you are not serious .
Chuck Stone wrote: » He's not. His English is way to clear for him to be drunk. . People who act in that manner do not have a large circle of friends - the stories are full of holes and missing finer details that would lend them an air of reality. He's been reading too many Irvine Welsh novels.
shopaholic01 wrote: » But I can't relax until he resumes his search for a woman to suck whiskey off his erect penis . I know everything is ok then.
Hardonraging wrote: » OMFG !!! I know what i'll be asking chicks to do in wales this weekend
shopaholic01 wrote: » I have tried to convince Deus that whiskey isn't the best choice of drink, but he's having none of it.I recommend you try a more 'girly' drink. It works 2 out of 3 times. FACT
syndeyfife wrote: » I just wish I could erase all their memories! :mad:
Jaxxy wrote: » Ah yeah most people who have had a few sessions have been there, OP. The worst for me are those random memory flashbacks I get of doing something mortifying while drunk, something that could have happened YEARS ago. I could be sitting at my desk in work, or in the loo, or I could be in bed, just about to fall asleep and a memory will just pop into my head. And I'll go puce with embarrassment, even though I'm all alone and the only person remembering it. The right before you fall asleep one is the worst, it must be like the mortifying memory witching hour or something. **** you, brain!
