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Cringe worthy Jokes

  • 25-06-2012 10:08AM
    #1
    JamesReeves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭


    what do you call a Chinese man with a video camera


    Phil Ming
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  • #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    what's green and sits in the corner
    a bold frog


    what's green and doesn't sit in the corner
    a VERY bold frog


  • #3
    JamesReeves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭JamesReeves


    oh dear hahaha


  • #4
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Whats brown and runs around the garden?
    A fence

    Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
    A zebra


  • #5
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Whats brown and rhymes with snoop??
    Dr Dre


  • #6
    Rud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    What's black and white and goes boom boom boom?
    A nun falling down the stairs


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  • #7
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other
    How do you drive this thing


  • #8
    Flesh Gorden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭Flesh Gorden


    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick


  • #9
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,192 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    What's pink and fluffy?
    pink fluff


  • #10
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    What do you call a crocodile in a vest?
    investigator


  • #11
    07734
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭07734


    what's brown and runny?

    usain bolt


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  • #12
    JamesReeves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭JamesReeves


    What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when dropping him off at school?
    Byson

    Why should you not buy Ukrainian underwear?
    because Chernobyl fallout


  • #13
    Steffano2002
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,906 ✭✭✭Steffano2002


    What do you call a black person at the controls of an airplane?
    The pilot you racist!


  • #14
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    What is the best time of day to go to the dentist?
    Tooth Hurty


  • #15
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

    Edit:never mind I figured it out!


  • #16
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,447 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Rasheed wrote: »
    How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

    Highlight the word.
    Click and hold down the left mouse button and drag it across the word.


  • #17
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Rasheed wrote: »
    How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

    I don't get it:confused:


  • #18
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    Dam


  • #19
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,192 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    How do you make apple crumble?
    Release a picture of Steve Jobs sucking off a donkey


  • #20
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Whaddya call an Italian with a prosthetic foot?
    Roberto


  • #21
    28064212
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,130 ✭✭✭✭28064212


    Vid? No.
    Pic? No.
    Link? No.
    Cool?.... No.

    There's a whole Humour forum that is (marginally) more suited

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  • #22
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Whats pink and full of cobwebs?
    Maddy's Tricycle


  • #23
    Elmidena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

    Hailing taxis


  • #24
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
    He was dead.
    Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree?
    He thought it was a race?

    Why did the tree fall down?
    He thought he was a koala bear.


    EDIT: I love pebbles21's joke - does that mean I am going to hell?


  • #25
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    She was only:a coalminer's daughter, but there was plenty slack in her knickers
    a farmer's daughter, but the manure
    a fisherman's daughter, but when she saw his rod, she reeled


  • #26
    Harm Van Risk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Harm Van Risk


    What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
    It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning


  • #27
    Harm Van Risk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Harm Van Risk


    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    Follow the fresh prints!


  • #28
    Harm Van Risk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 ✭Harm Van Risk


    What did Stevie Wonder think of the cheese grater he got for Christmas?
    He thought it was the most violent book he ever read


  • #29
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,533 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
    she wore glass shoes

    Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
    she kept running away from the ball.

    Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
    she had a pumpkin as a coach


  • #30
    CMpunked
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    CVPL -> Humour


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  • #31
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Why did the one armed man cross the road :confused:

    The Chicken needed a hand

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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