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Cringe worthy Jokes

JamesReeves · 2012-06-25 10:08:35

what do you call a Chinese man with a video camera

25-06-2012 10:08am

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what do you call a Chinese man with a video camera

Phil Ming

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#2 25-06-2012 10:51am

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what's green and sits in the corner
a bold frog

what's green and doesn't sit in the corner
a VERY bold frog

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#3 25-06-2012 10:54am

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oh dear hahaha

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#4 25-06-2012 4:13pm

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Whats brown and runs around the garden?
A fence

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra

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#5 25-06-2012 4:16pm

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop??
Dr Dre

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#6 25-06-2012 5:23pm

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What's black and white and goes boom boom boom?
A nun falling down the stairs

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#7 25-06-2012 5:46pm

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Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other
How do you drive this thing

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#8 25-06-2012 6:12pm

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick

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#9 25-06-2012 6:18pm

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What's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

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#10 25-06-2012 6:19pm

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What do you call a crocodile in a vest?
investigator

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#11 25-06-2012 6:39pm

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what's brown and runny?

usain bolt

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#12 25-06-2012 7:12pm

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What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when dropping him off at school?
Byson

Why should you not buy Ukrainian underwear?
because Chernobyl fallout

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#13 25-06-2012 8:38pm

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The pilot you racist!

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#14 25-06-2012 8:55pm

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Tooth Hurty

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#15 25-06-2012 8:57pm

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How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

Edit:never mind I figured it out!

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#16 25-06-2012 8:58pm

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Rasheed wrote: »

How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

Highlight the word.
Click and hold down the left mouse button and drag it across the word.

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#17 25-06-2012 9:01pm

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Rasheed wrote: »

How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

I don't get it

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#18 26-06-2012 4:01am

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam

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#19 26-06-2012 6:47am

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How do you make apple crumble?
Release a picture of Steve Jobs sucking off a donkey

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#20 26-06-2012 8:12am

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Whaddya call an Italian with a prosthetic foot?
Roberto

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#21 26-06-2012 1:43pm

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Vid? No.
Pic? No.
Link? No.
Cool?.... No.

There's a whole Humour forum that is (marginally) more suited

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#22 26-06-2012 1:48pm

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Whats pink and full of cobwebs?
Maddy's Tricycle

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#23 26-06-2012 8:41pm

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Hailing taxis

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#24 27-06-2012 10:11pm

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a race?

Why did the tree fall down?
He thought he was a koala bear.

EDIT: I love pebbles21's joke - does that mean I am going to hell?

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#25 27-06-2012 11:47pm

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She was only:a coalminer's daughter, but there was plenty slack in her knickers
a farmer's daughter, but the manure
a fisherman's daughter, but when she saw his rod, she reeled

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#26 28-06-2012 7:57am

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It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning

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#27 28-06-2012 7:58am

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints!

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#28 28-06-2012 7:59am

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He thought it was the most violent book he ever read

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#29 28-06-2012 2:28pm

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Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she wore glass shoes

Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she had a pumpkin as a coach

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#30 28-06-2012 6:24pm

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CVPL -> Humour

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Why did the one armed man cross the road

The Chicken needed a hand

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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I said to my Doctor, "I've become a can of deodorant."

He said, "Are you sure?"
I replied, "No, I'm Lynx."

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#34 08-07-2012 6:38pm

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When you get a bladder infection,
urine trouble.

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