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Super flirting chat thread

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,076 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Overheal wrote: »
    Stupid sexy 17yr old college freshman in my engineering class... half your age plus whatnow?

    the rule varies depending on the pix


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If you don't round up, you risk being labelled a cradlesnatcher.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,137 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    the rule varies depending on the pix
    thats whats up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭neil_


    Overheal wrote: »
    thats whats up?

    i would rail her into the next century


  • Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭badgerbaiter


    jailbait


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wish I knew where Tar has gotten to. Probably busy coming down someone's chimney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    wakey wakey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    wakey wakey

    Early morning wood ;)?

    Time for coffee and ciggie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Early morning wood ;)?

    Time for coffee and ciggie?

    no its evening wood but it could do with you spit polishing it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    no its evening wood but it could do with you spit polishing it ;)


    I'll look like this so :eek:.

    Do you like a good polishing;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    I'll look like this so :eek:.

    Go you like a good polishing;)

    mr muscle does.... im hoping you'll pledge to come and give it a right good rubbing :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    it you rub it for long enough mr muscle will give ya some jif cream ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    mr muscle does.... im hoping you'll pledge to come and give it a right good rubbing :p


    Be there in a Flash ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Be there in a Flash ;)

    great bring some wipes :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    it you rub it for long enough mr muscle will give ya some jif cream ;)


    Is your Ariel rising thinking about it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Is your Ariel rising thinking about it?

    yeah it so stiff you could hang your knickers and bras off it, also im hoping to bounce it in your tumble dryer :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    yeah it so stiff you could hang your knickers and bras off it, also im hoping to bounce it in n out of your tumble dryer :p

    Be sure to select rpm according to preference, default setting is high heat.


    Happy bouncing ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Be sure to select rpm according to preference, default setting is high heat.


    Happy bouncing ;)

    lol does it take long for your tumble dryer to heat up? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    lol does it take long for your tumble dryer to heat up? ;)


    It's always hot;), too much so for the faint hearted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    It's always hot;), too much so for the faint hearted.

    great i hope ya cleaned out all the lint around the doorway of your tumble dryer ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    great i hope ya cleaned out all the lint around the doorway of your tumble dryer ;)


    Ain't any lint there :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Ain't any lint there :p

    ah good... but when i get at your tumble dryer it will vibrate so much ill rattle a few parts loose :D


    just as well i'm good at diy.... ill screw ya back together :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    ah good... but when i get at your tumble dryer it will vibrate so much ill rattle a few parts loose :D


    just as well i'm good at diy.... ill screw ya back together :P


    You had me at vibrate ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Am I interrupting?? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    Am I interrupting?? :p

    ah no join in for a threesome... hell bring friends the more the merrier :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I was convinced you two were the same person!! Guess I was wrong lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I was convinced you two were the same person!! Guess I was wrong lol

    Some of the mods might agree with you. I seem to remember you planning my first girl on girl session - how's that going?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Some of the mods might agree with you. I seem to remember you planning my first girl on girl session - how's that going?

    oooh can i be camera man? i'll bring my tripod :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    oooh can i be camera man? i'll bring my tripod :D

    Tripod you say ...........always a welcome addition;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,038 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Tripod you say ...........always a welcome addition;)

    i better stock up on some essential items for the event so :p


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