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You are a skanger if

  • 13-06-2012 04:36PM
    #1
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Plently of skanger threads but how about we nail down some definitions

    Last thread for that was three years ago
    So I'm not cluttering up AH here
    I did search before you groan not another skanger thread :)

    So tell us, how do we recognize a skanger?



    • Your tracksuit is some cheap counterfeit but your runners cost over 100 euro
    • In the evening time you roar at your children to cooooome in for yar taaaaaaay. Jaaaaaacinta will often be used too
    • You have "going out" pyjamas but even though you look like a slob you still wear makeup going to the Spar shop

    Any more?


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Comments

  • #2
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    ...you skang more than three times a week.


  • #3
    celtictiger32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭celtictiger32


    let the snobbery begin.....................


  • #4
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    You like to pump out the tuuuuuuunnnnnnnes kid!!!

    This is roughly the same answer I put in the last thread.

    EDIT: You cut into the lining of your tracksuit so that you can shoplift more stuff.


  • #5
    Mr Magners
    Closed Accounts Posts: 817 ✭✭✭Mr Magners


    Trackie bottoms mentioned above tucked in to dirty white socks


  • #6
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    If you start or end a sentence with "n'anyways"


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  • #7
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    [*]Your tracksuit is some cheap counterfeit but your runners cost over 100 euro

    :confused: they make counterfeits of those yokes?


  • #8
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Orange tan, badly bleached/coloured hair with loads of extensions, alternatively hair can be pulled into a migraine-inducingly high ponytail, cheap 'gold' argos jewellry, nail extensions, fake designer bag, hula-hoop size earrings, permanent scowl.


  • #9
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    ...you skang more than three times a week.

    Damn right! They call them skangers but you never see them skang.


  • #10
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    MikeMac, I thought you had more sense :(


  • #11
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    You're a dickhead if... you like to make fun of people from a lower class background.


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  • #12
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    We should start a "have you ever made love to a skanger" thread...


  • #13
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Chucken wrote: »
    MikeMac, I thought you had more sense :(
    Shryke wrote: »
    You're a dickhead if... you like to make fun of people from a lower class background.

    Sorry :(

    Well there was a thread earlier this week and the OP blasting what they considered a snob in a Monaghan hotel

    But people are upset over this thread and not that one?


  • #14
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Shryke wrote: »
    You're a dickhead if... you like to make fun of people from a lower class background.

    Ah, it's nothing to do with lower class backgrounds though.
    It's just to do with being a skanger!
    You can be a skanger and be of any class.


  • #15
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    fcukin bollix... i just realised i'm a fcukin skanger :(


  • #16
    dulpit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,032 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Shryke wrote: »
    You're a dickhead if... you like to make fun of people from a lower class background.

    lower class background != skanger.


  • #17
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    smash wrote: »
    We should start a "have you ever made love to a skanger" thread...

    Much like He-man, you have the power :pac:

    But please don't


  • #18
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    We should start a "have you ever made love to a skanger" thread...

    Want to get something off your chest?

    Does it include anal?


  • #19
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    davet82 wrote: »
    fcukin bollix... i just realised i'm a fcukin skanger :(
    Ewww... Gtfo!


  • #20
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Sorry :(

    Well there was a thread earlier this week and the OP blasting what they considered a snob in a Monaghan hotel

    But people are upset over this thread and not that one?

    The thread..meh!
    Your esteemed self starting it.... :eek:
    ;)


  • #21
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    smash wrote: »
    Ewww... Gtfo!

    no point hiding it now...


    DO YOU WANT YOUR FCUKIN' GO!! :mad:








    :P


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Want to get something off your chest?

    Does it include anal?
    It could.

    I always assumed that skangers like it rough, but then I realised that they probably don't and instead it's just my deep want to hurt them!


  • #23
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    You often loudly proclaim "I'm off me box!!" from the back of a Dublin Bus


  • #24
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Johnnie Blue is your cigarette of choice

    Nothing wrong with the brand but you are a skanger if you say that to the shop assistant


  • #25
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    if you consider getting in a fight a good night out.


  • #26
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    seriously though i've 2 from the list already, where can i get de-skangerised?


  • #27
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Ah, it's nothing to do with lower class backgrounds though.
    It's just to do with being a skanger!
    You can be a skanger and be of any class.

    Nonsense, it just so happens that almost all are lower class. It's an inherent thing for the poorer off everywhere. You're jumping through hoops to justify slagging off people who were born and raised in an environment/social strata that breeds "skanger" type behavior.
    I don't mind a bit of a laugh but I see way too many people being consistent and serious in bashing certain types on here. It would be great if we could all be as well off.
    There's a real ugly side to this kind of thread and you don't have to look too deeply to see it.


  • #28
    yore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭yore


    smash wrote: »
    We should start a "have you ever made love to a skanger" thread...

    Should I give the same response? I think I should, but I need to check up what this craic with yellow cards means.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=79175413&postcount=2


    Anyone know if it's possible to get double infractions for the same post? Or for linking to a previously infracted one :-)

    Mod: Banned.


  • #29
    whaco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 ✭whaco


    You are a skanger if .....You look like this


    542126_3800850912715_1695208836_n.jpg


  • #30
    Syllabus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 573 ✭✭✭Syllabus


    if you say 'afeared' but mean 'afraid'

    if you drive a an '08 BMW but ask for 'the cheapest tyres yiser have bud'

    if you're from the northside!!!

    if you have a hairy lip and you're under 45 yrs old

    if you're on the dole and cant afford a TV licence or road tax but you pay €600 for a communion dress and €300 for a party after

    if you get out of a car full of kids in your PJs smoking while 7months pregnant to go into to Spar to get a can of coke and a packet of onion rings for the kids school lunch

    i could go on...


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  • #31
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    yore wrote: »

    Anyone know if it's possible to get double infractions for the same post? Or for linking to a previously infracted one :-)

    Double Jeopardy

    The mods can't whack you twice for the same thing :)

    Saw it on TV, must be true


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